Cascade Creature

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Cascade Creature

Post by Major Malfunction » Thu May 10, 2012 11:34 pm

Why can't all monster videos be like this?
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Re: Cascade Creature

Post by Gord » Fri May 11, 2012 2:08 am

Ohhh, I know what that is.

It's my mother's bathing suit. She lost in last year while swimming there.
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Re: Cascade Creature

Post by Major Malfunction » Fri May 11, 2012 2:41 pm

I don't even... Ew, dude. Just, ew.

It's clearly trying to establish communication with us. The way it swam right up to the camera and showed us its junk on YouTube demonstrates a level of intelligence at least equivalent to humans.
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Re: Cascade Creature

Post by Monster » Sat May 12, 2012 3:28 am

Lovely creature. Very Lovecraftian. :)
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Re: Cascade Creature

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Re: Cascade Creature

Post by Major Malfunction » Tue May 15, 2012 5:27 am

They're saying it's a Deepstaria enigmatica. I dunno. The only other pictures I can find of a D. enigmatica look like a pretty blue bell, not a swirling brown molasses.

Either way, it makes me feel like playing ~flOw~.
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