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Post by TJrandom » Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:32 am

Just enter your sex, age, and number of partners – to see how you compare against Americans…. Do this in private, or with someone you want to impress… positively, or negatively.

Is Your Sexual History As Impressive As You Think?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:37 am

I spent twenty years in the USN. I've been sexually active since age 14. (Very naughty neighbor lady, Buddha bless her lusty heart.) I'm in triple digits.
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Post by Poodle » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:50 pm

I find I'm middle of the road. Wait - no. I meant about average.

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Post by OutOfBreath » Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:17 pm

Male - 34 - One.
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Post by TJrandom » Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:19 pm

I lied – more than once, to change sex, age, and even to add in several girls who I had to turn down since they were subordinates at the time and of course I was married too. Then of course there are those I only made in my dreams….

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Post by TJrandom » Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:21 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I spent twenty years in the USN. I've been sexually active since age 14. (Very naughty neighbor lady, Buddha bless her lusty heart.) I'm in triple digits.
Ah, you entered a decimal point? :)

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:38 pm

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I spent twenty years in the USN. I've been sexually active since age 14. (Very naughty neighbor lady, Buddha bless her lusty heart.) I'm in triple digits.
Ah, you entered a decimal point? :)
I screwed my way around 72 countries. 8-)
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Post by Gord » Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:39 am

#winning
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I spent twenty years in the USN. I've been sexually active since age 14. (Very naughty neighbor lady, Buddha bless her lusty heart.) I'm in triple digits.
Ah, you entered a decimal point? :)
I screwed my way around 72 countries. 8-)
Ah... just 72 times :) , I think I have that beat with my mere four nationalities.....

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:35 pm

I was in several of those countries a few dozen times, and some of them for years at a time. I got mine.
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Post by Flash » Sun Jun 21, 2015 12:09 am

All I can say is that if one remembers all of the sex partners then one is either a freak of nature with memory of a computer or there were not that many of them.

OK! I remember Lola, then Lola again and Lola before she said good bye (she really said; {!#%@} off and die) That's total of three. Do I win?
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Post by Gord » Sun Jun 21, 2015 3:55 am

Flash wrote:OK! I remember Lola, then Lola again and Lola before she said good bye (she really said; {!#%@} off and die) That's total of three. Do I win?
She must be punished! So yes, you win a date with Lola.
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Post by TJrandom » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:06 am

Flash wrote:All I can say is that if one remembers all of the sex partners then one is either a freak of nature with memory of a computer or there were not that many of them.

OK! I remember Lola, then Lola again and Lola before she said good bye (she really said; {!#%@} off and die) That's total of three. Do I win?
Erm... sadly, not so many so quite easy to remember each and every one of them. Well, maybe not sadly, since each was a treasure and none were named Lola....

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:40 am

Gord wrote:
Flash wrote:OK! I remember Lola, then Lola again and Lola before she said good bye (she really said; {!#%@} off and die) That's total of three. Do I win?
She must be punished! So yes, you win a date with Lola.
♫L-O-L-A♫ Lola?
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Walked like a woman but ...

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Post by Gord » Sun Jun 21, 2015 12:03 pm

Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets.
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Post by nmblum88 » Sun Jun 21, 2015 1:17 pm

So many Tarzans.
And so few Janes that I feel compelled to speak:


Traditionally, that is to say before the so-called liberation of women, the male was not only free to boast of (and for the most part exaggerate) his sexual appetite, the size of his member, his prowess with his tool, and, his accumulated numbers, it was a requirement of male bonhomie.

The female, however,was not only required to conceal her conquests, her encounters, she was contained to a pretense of no possible interest in the subject at all: her value as a marriageable commodity was dependent almost entirely on a posture unsullied by sexual experience or desire.

Times have changed for the female, who is now released from the pose of so-called virtue, and able to wear her own notched belt out in public….
Which means, essentially, that we ALL , boys and girls, can sound EQUALLY foolish.

But other than that questionable leap forward: "plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose."

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Post by nmblum88 » Sun Jun 21, 2015 1:26 pm

Flash wrote:All I can say is that if one remembers all of the sex partners then one is either a freak of nature with memory of a computer or there were not that many of them.

OK! I remember Lola, then Lola again and Lola before she said good bye (she really said; {!#%@} off and die) That's total of three. Do I win?
LOL… You not only could be a winner, Flash, I suspect that your "{!#%@} off and die" could still d put you in the high 90 percentile. of dashing, sexually successful boys.

There is probably,and a sad fact of life it is too, more "{!#%@} off and die" going on on than there is "your place or mine."
(Unless, of course, there is an exchange of currency included in the arrangement.)

But LOLA!!

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I hope you kept your wits about you….

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Post by TJrandom » Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:28 pm

nmblum wrote:... The female, however,was not only required to conceal her conquests, her encounters, she was contained to a pretense of no possible interest in the subject at all: her value as a marriageable commodity was dependent almost entirely on a posture unsullied by sexual experience or desire.
And yet she was supposed to be a real tiger in the matrimonial bedroom... after that first night or course.... :roll:

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Post by nmblum88 » Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:16 am

TJrandom wrote:
nmblum wrote:... The female, however,was not only required to conceal her conquests, her encounters, she was contained to a pretense of no possible interest in the subject at all: her value as a marriageable commodity was dependent almost entirely on a posture unsullied by sexual experience or desire.
And yet she was supposed to be a real tiger in the matrimonial bedroom… after that first night or course.... :roll:
Language counts: "supposed to be," and what is actually humanly possible are not quite the same thing.

It's not easy to be tiger with someone who has been raised with and bought into the idea of the languid, disinterested female as a sign of both psychological rectitude and moral virtue (i.e. "would my MOTHER do THAT)?

But…. BUT….if by some fluke, some cancellation of the terrible imprinting seems to be happening?
Well….hmmmm…. think, think, think! Think ….. STANISLAVSKI…..

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