All dinosaurs are fakes.

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Post by bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:26 pm

You don't see women chasing midgets, though.
I hear that is because they don't have a good sense of humor.
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Post by Upton_O_Goode » Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:19 pm

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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:36 pm

Upton_O_Goode wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:19 pm
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Sat May 10, 2014 12:29 pm
So, I come to this four years too late. Well, that's OK. It's never too late to see the extremes to which total ignorance combined with total arrogance can drive a person. This moron is the touchstone by which idiocy will be defined in my imagination for the foreseeable future.
Notice that was filmed in his closet?
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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by Gord » Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:02 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:36 pm
Upton_O_Goode wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:19 pm
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Sat May 10, 2014 12:29 pm
So, I come to this four years too late. Well, that's OK. It's never too late to see the extremes to which total ignorance combined with total arrogance can drive a person. This moron is the touchstone by which idiocy will be defined in my imagination for the foreseeable future.
Notice that was filmed in his closet?
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Post by OlegTheBatty » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:15 pm

I would like to point out that no dinosaur has ever been caught running a scam or a con game, nor pretending to be something it isn't.
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Post by Tom Palven » Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:04 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
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I would like to point out that no dinosaur has ever been caught running a scam or a con game, nor pretending to be something it isn't.
Or claiming that there's such an entity as a "deep state" for Christ's sake.
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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by Gord » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:18 am

Tom Palven wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:04 pm
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:15 pm
I would like to point out that no dinosaur has ever been caught running a scam or a con game, nor pretending to be something it isn't.
Or claiming that there's such an entity as a "deep state" for Christ's sake.
Or burying fossils in the ground to fool us.
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Post by TJrandom » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:53 am

Or creating fake human footprints alongside their own to fool us....

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:29 am

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:15 pm
I would like to point out that no dinosaur has ever been caught running a scam or a con game, nor pretending to be something it isn't.
Nope nope nope.

They are really dragons, but are pretending to be dinosaurs. :mrgreen:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:28 am

Sauronasaurs are the worst, just ask any hobbit.
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Post by Tom Palven » Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:54 am

I'm not sure that this is news. Didn't everyone assume that the Loch Ness Monster, if it existed, was a dinosaur?
https://www.foxnews.com/science/loch-ne ... ery-solved
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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:17 am

"Undated file photo"? Damn it, Faux News is {!#%@} lazy.
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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by landrew » Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:35 pm

The grainier the photo and the sketchier the details, the easier it is to assert a hoax.
The famous "surgeon's photo" purportedly taken of Nessie, and that of a long necked plesiosaur, under modern analysis of the waves, was shown to be less than 3 feet high. At that point, it doesn't matter if it was a toy model, a bird or an otter's rear end.

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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by Gord » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:37 pm

Tom Palven wrote:
Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:54 am
I'm not sure that this is news. Didn't everyone assume that the Loch Ness Monster, if it existed, was a dinosaur?
https://www.foxnews.com/science/loch-ne ... ery-solved
...the legend of the Loch Ness monster and other long-necked "sea monsters" may have been influenced by something very real and even more terrifying — dinosaurs....
"Even more terrifying"? WTF? :|
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:26 pm

Dinosaurs actually existed.
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Post by ElectricMonk » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:40 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
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Dinosaurs actually existed.
Yeah, but many were phonies who had feathers even though they couldn't fly.
Fakers, the lot of them.

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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

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ElectricMonk wrote:
Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:40 pm
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Dinosaurs actually existed.
Yeah, but many were phonies who had feathers even though they couldn't fly.
Fakers, the lot of them.
Just a horse of a different feather.
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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by TJrandom » Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:18 pm

No dinosaur ever terrified me… oh, wait. There was that one time when a great big black one swooped down and tried to scratch my head as I walked in a park where it was nesting. The faker didn’t even draw blood.

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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by Major Malfunction » Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:04 am

It's the black and white ones you've gotta watch out for.



I honestly don't see the fuss. As kids we used to go to a lake with a big tree on a porpoise to stir-up the magpie and get swooped. It was fun running around screaming, and chucking rocks and sticks at it. Pretty much, they only attack from behind. If you look directly at them they'll fake-out.

I have heard of really aggressive ones that will really get their claws in and have a good peck on your head. Maybe even draw blood. But they're rare and can't do any real damage. Like the guy says, they're smart. They know when they're out-matched and don't want to get hurt. If you put up any fight they'll {!#%@} off.

Then we'd catch a bucket of yabbies for dinner, throw rocks at a beehive and run away from the swarm.

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Post by Major Malfunction » Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:56 am

Oh, and geese, swans, peacocks and emus.

My youngest is terrified of birds because a peacock stole her picnic sandwich once when she was a toddler. I don't believe she's actually terrified, she just plays it up for dramatic effect. She hand-feeds emus and laughs.

Maybe it's because I've been reassuring her she doesn't need to be afraid of birds. Anything as big as a swan you can just boot over the horizon like a football. Or just grab it by the stupid neck and watch it stupidly flap about at arm's length. They don't {!#%@} with you again when you show your dominance.

Emus, cassowaries, and ostriches, you have to be careful. They can kick. But again, you really only need to grab them by their stupid necks and twist.

There were some really scary birds. Seagulls the size of albatrosses with teeth. Giant carnivorous ostrich murder birds. And eagles that could fly off with a sheep.

Humans sorted that {!#%@} out. Birds are stupid, and taste like chicken.
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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by TJrandom » Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:13 am

Well, to be sure - chickens taste like chickens... :roll: :lol:

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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:39 am

TJrandom wrote:
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Well, to be sure - chickens taste like chickens... :roll: :lol:
Unless the cook is on their first day on the job.
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Re: All dinosaurs are fakes.

Post by TJrandom » Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:23 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:39 am
TJrandom wrote:
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Well, to be sure - chickens taste like chickens... :roll: :lol:
Unless the cook is on their first day on the job.
I won't ask... :?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:37 pm

TJrandom wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:23 pm
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:39 am
TJrandom wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:13 am
Well, to be sure - chickens taste like chickens... :roll: :lol:
Unless the cook is on their first day on the job.
I won't ask... :?
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