Rebilding Nooalf.com

[JO 753]

CoRT

DUN!

IN YOR FAS, FLaNDRZ!!!!

[JO 753]

It haz a problem.

Smartfonez dont hav mousez. The wunz I'v seen dont hav any sort uv on screen pointer thing, wut we called a 'cursor' in the daze uv yore. So I want to make an alternate paje that playz the sound clips on click. Unfortunately the plase I found the good mouseover code at duznt hav code for onclick. There are a bunch uv otherz that seem to show how, but alot uv them are the same wunz who hav mouseover code that didnt work.

Wut I'm thinking now iz why cant I just ad 'onclick="playclip()" in the same string that duz the mouseover? That way I dont need a hole nuther paje and vizitorz dont need to chooz.

I tried just slapping the same code in and chanjing mouseover to click but it didnt work. It still playz the clip on mouseover but tryz to go to a new paje wen I click.

Any uv you jeneusez hav a clue?

[JO 753]

A jeneus going by 'Sempervivum' in the Web Developerz forum provided the java script to make it work perfectly.

It restorez a little bit uv my hope for humanity wen I encounter peepl who know their stuff.

[JO 753]

Finaly got the font embed thing to work! All the yellow text at the bottom iz actual text insted uv a picture uv text: XU GAT KRasRZ vs XU GAT KEPRZ

The godz that control the internet made it possible to do this a few yirz ago and resently refined it to make it even eazier. Now you dont need to install a font on your computer in order to see it on webpajez.

[scrmbldggs]

The overlordz are spoiling you.





Or is it "apeezing you"...?

[JO 753]

Or keeping me on an invizabl leash.

[ytube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc[/ytube]

[Matthew Ellard]

Finaly got the font embed thing to work!

I really like your full JO 753 monkey outfit, that appears in some photos. It's different and "works".

[JO 753]

Wut outfit? Thats CoR GWo.

You know he haz a real life copy uv The 9 Gates uv the Kingdom uv Shadowz !

[JO 753]

Or did you mean my SQPRJO armor?

[Matthew Ellard]

Wut outfit?

The outfit with the Hawaiian shirt and full monkey head, reclining on an office chair. There's something in that whole visual set up that seems to "work". I could easily imagine your character as mascot for a huge internet provider, advertising campaign.

[JO 753]

Its actually a heavily Fotoshopped picture uv me. CoR BLoG

[JO 753]

Cloned the site: http://www.nqalf.com/

The orijinal site's hosting servis iz getting flaky.