How far could sammiches have spread in the galaxy?

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How far could sammiches have spread in the galaxy?

Post by kennyc » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:54 pm

To Mars? To Alpha Centauri?
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Post by Austin Harper » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:56 pm

Like we would ever share our sammiches with the galaxy.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:45 am

Sam Witch? Going by broom it would take all day to get to the Sun.
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Post by octopus1 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:36 am

It would depend on the kind of spread you used.

Mayonnaise would reach Andromeda by the fourth waxing of a blue moon (That's physics-speak for "at some point, if ever").

Butter? Hmm. That's more difficult. This would need to be clarified. Not the question, just the butter.
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Post by kennyc » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:27 am

That might get us in a Jam...
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Post by OlegTheBatty » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:54 pm

Intergalactic sammiches might be more ham than gouda.
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Post by octopus1 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:42 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:Intergalactic sammiches might be more ham than gouda.


Just don't touch Orion's BLT.
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Post by Rob Lister » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:32 pm

Ain't no damn tellin'. The woman responsible for making my sammiches goes jet-setting all over the place.
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Post by OlegTheBatty » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:47 pm

octopus1 wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:Intergalactic sammiches might be more ham than gouda.


Just don't touch Orion's BLT.

As if! Orion's BLT is too close to beetle juice.
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Post by octopus1 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:07 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
octopus1 wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:Intergalactic sammiches might be more ham than gouda.


Just don't touch Orion's BLT.

As if! Orion's BLT is too close to beetle juice.


Y'see this is why I want to discover, and thus name, a binary star. One would be called α-Retreat. The other β-Retreat.

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I think we could travel around the galaxy but only at Subway drive speeds.
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Post by kennyc » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:38 pm

Hmmm....sub-space sammiches.....could it be?
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Post by Austin Harper » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:53 pm

I'm pretty sure a Jimmy John's sandwich could spread across the galaxy freaky fast.
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Post by octopus1 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:25 pm

:lol:

They laughed at me when I said that "Freaky Fast" is a real velocity!

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Post by kennyc » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:26 pm

octopus1 wrote::lol:

They laughed at me when I said that "Freaky Fast" is a real velocity!

They're not laughing now! Oh, wait, so they are... :(


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by octopus1 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:36 pm

kennyc wrote:
octopus1 wrote::lol:

They laughed at me when I said that "Freaky Fast" is a real velocity!

They're not laughing now! Oh, wait, so they are... :(


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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"Well! Oh... OK......"
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"Err.... Sure! How much do I owe you?"
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Re: How far could sammiches have spread in the galaxy?

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octopus1 wrote::lol:

They laughed at me when I said that "Freaky Fast" is a real velocity!

They're not laughing now! Oh, wait, so they are... :(

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