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Re: Funny image thread

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Re: Funny image thread

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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Aztexan » Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:53 am

Two boobs? I doubt it.
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by ElectricMonk » Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:37 am

Eccentrica Gallumbits was disqualified after those incidents with the things and the life forms...

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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:35 am

Aztexan wrote:
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Two boobs? I doubt it.
"Three boobs? You shoulda gave her FOUR!"
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Aztexan » Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:47 pm

I'm good with three.
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Aztexan » Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:48 pm

I mean, if I was so inclined to do that sort of thing
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Aztexan wrote:
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I'm good with three.
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Aztexan » Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:07 pm

You know, before the internet, we didn't always have the Sears catalog available.
My older brothers used to read Heavy Metal magazine. You do the math.
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:14 pm

Aztexan wrote:
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You know, before the internet, we didn't always have the Sears catalog available.
My older brothers used to read Heavy Metal magazine. You do the math.
My best friend had an older brother, six years older. He was in the Navy. ...
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And you masturbated to him? :P
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:10 pm

Yeah, with your dick. I filed that story under "short subjects."
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Aztexan » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:28 pm

Haha joke's on you. I got writer's block and all the women I know are illiterate.
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Re: Funny image thread

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Halloween selfie with an ipad:
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Matthew Ellard » Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:05 am

Well........ I had to make 60 small paper bags of "treats" for all the young ones visiting, on Halloween. I made sure everyone got a Kinder Egg and lots of chocolate. ( I should have made 80 treat bags)

As we finished this task a couple of hours early, I made up this image and sticky-taped it to each package . It is a modified photo of mine pussgang Auguste (young baby)
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Halloween is not an Australian tradition, but I am not going to get into an argument with a three year old, demanding sweets, dressed as a vampire. Fun is meant to be fun. Auguste will always be told of the stories of Gawdzilla and Gord. :D
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Gord » Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:25 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:
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Halloween is not an Australian tradition
Everything's Americanised these days. Local tradition used to be that kids would holler "Halloween apples!" at your door, and then you would give them candy (often even an apple, way back when I was a kid). Sometimes you would hear stories about some lunatic putting a razor blade in someone's apple. It was fun. Anyways, that's all gone the way of the dodo now. Kids today have never even heard of "Halloween apples". They just yell "trick or treat". Makes me wanna shoot them...with a peanut gun. (That used to be a thing, too -- we'd get actual peanuts, singles, in the shell.)

At least we've still got Kinder eggs though, right? Americans don't. They're illegal there because they contain toys inside them.

kinder-eggs-are-coming-to-america
...Next year, a slightly different version of the Kinder Surprise will be sold in the U.S. It's called the Kinder Joy. It's still shaped like an egg, but inside there are two separate sealed halves....
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 01, 2018 12:57 pm

Mmmmm..., Cadbury.
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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Gord » Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:09 pm

Dammit, just when I thought I could go to bed, they draw me back in.

Gotta post this first:

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Re: Funny image thread

Post by Austin Harper » Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:53 pm

Gord wrote:
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Sometimes you would hear stories about some lunatic putting a razor blade in someone's apple.
I've heard this trope before, but how do you hide a razor blade in an apple? They have smooth surfaces and you would immediately see a long slit down one side if a blade was inserted.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:22 pm

You slide the blade into the apple* and then cover the cut with wax before the juices oxidize or change colors or whatever they call it. You may have to wax the whole apple. If kids aren't concerned about this kind of thing they could start on the apple while they're making their rounds.

*There's a trick to this I won't share.
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:56 am

Gord wrote: Sometimes you would hear stories about some lunatic putting a razor blade in someone's apple.
I only bought wrapped chocolates and even then, had to remove any chocolates with nuts.....just in case a parent thought I was responsible to do so.

Currently, in New South Wales, we have some idiot placing needles in strawberries.
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"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:42 am

"The crow is really a cat"photo was very interesting and challenging.

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A little small to be able to read, but I managed by zooming the view.
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landrew wrote:
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A little small to be able to read, but I managed by zooming the view.
Click on it. I use the forum image attach feature for all of the images in my messages. When you click on the image you can see a larger version.
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Post by scrmbldggs » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:42 am

:hmm: The squirrels around me have become much too bossy lately, wonder if they'll be turning into little Ninjas like that one. :lol:
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Post by Aztexan » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:45 pm

Since we're all against being politically correct these days, I can't wait to tell the kids of my christian friends and relatives that Mary weren't no virgin and was knocking boots before Joe got to her and Christmas was hijacked from the pagans.
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