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Post by vanderpoel » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:35 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:
vanderpoel wrote: :tease:


Dear Vanderpoel, I assume, as director, you are satisfied with the shooting scripts I have sent you so far? I'm still unhappy with the holocaust denial conference set-up as I think we need more spoken dialogue before the first nude debating scene. Remember this is the "romantic" "soft" "touchy feely" part of the movie so I will follow your experience in this area. Any thoughts?

Hi Matthew,
your scripts are very innovative, but I wonder why you bothered to explicitly narrate all the moaning and grunting. Since you have not much other dialog itʻs easier do that in post. Also, what happened to all the casting tapes you were so vividly describing to me? Please rush them to me as soon as you done analyzing them over and over again.

Please, tell Ruben to get his own fluffer because I promised her father that I wouldnʻt let her work with strangers until she graduates from highschool. Besides, if it is true that Ruben is a frequent premature ejaculator, it might be better to use one of the stage hands to get him ready.

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Post by vanderpoel » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:43 pm

brauneyz wrote:
ruben lopez wrote: :lol:
That 3 minutes includes 170 seconds of foreplay, you know.

I'm sure you'll win an Oscar for Best Short Film, but I'm bowing out right now and waiting to be contacted for the epic version. Brunhilde II is a star, after all! :star:

Brunhilde II,
Iʻm sorry to have to contact you derelectly, but I just got off the phone with Marco and he denies that you send him your demo reel. Is that true? If so, could you express it to me directly?
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:18 am

vanderpoel wrote: Hi Matthew, your scripts are very innovative, but I wonder why you bothered to explicitly narrate all the moaning and grunting. Since you have not much other dialog itʻs easier do that in post.


True, but this is an international movie and although I intend to do the post production sound in Italy where Clint Eastwood did his spagetti westerns, I am concerned about the subtitles. Imagine, in the Moscow skeptic bathtub scene if someone is moaning OOOHHH Nyet Nyet NYET! and the English subtitle said "Fishing, we must go fishing". I think this will damage the message of the film.

vanderpoel wrote: Also, what happened to all the casting tapes you were so vividly describing to me? Please rush them to me as soon as you done analyzing them over and over again.


To be frank I was going to post a couple of the casting demos on the Cryptozoology sub-forum as I can't work out if I'm looking at humans or what they are doing is humanly possible.

vanderpoel wrote: Please, tell Ruben to get his own fluffer. .


Unfortunately Ruben's with fluffers is a bit of a problem. They complain that they were expecting big things from Ruben but he left without even "tipping". (Think about it)

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Post by Aztexan » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:07 am

vanderpoel wrote:
Please, tell Ruben to get his own fluffer. .

Marco wrote
Unfortunately Ruben's with fluffers is a bit of a problem. They complain that they were expecting big things from Ruben but he left without even "tipping". (Think about it)


Now wait just one goddamn minute. I never said I was little. Just ask Madeline. Just to be sure I will be cast for future work, I'll PM you a picture, Marco. Notice how I don't point to Australia. I point to the North Pole since it is from last year's Christmas card. (think about it)

As for the fluffer. Keep her. I'll get my own. They are very handy to have anyway.
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Post by landrew » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:02 am

I had a cat named Fluffer, and I loved her dearly too.
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:19 am

landrew wrote:I had a cat named Fluffer, and I loved her dearly too.


C'mon Landrew, you must have lived on a street somewhere and you are an important member of this forum......so what is your porn name?

"Fluffer _________"

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Post by Aztexan » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:22 am

landrew wrote:I had a cat named Fluffer, and I loved her dearly too.


If you can tie into that thread 'bout the cat on your head, why, I do think I will drop down dead.
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Post by Aztexan » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:24 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:
landrew wrote:I had a cat named Fluffer, and I loved her dearly too.


C'mon Landrew, you must have lived on a street somewhere and you are an important member of this forum......so what is your porn name?

"Fluffer _________"


For some reason I can picture him living on Royale St.
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:34 am

ruben lopez wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:
landrew wrote:I had a cat named Fluffer, and I loved her dearly too.


C'mon Landrew, you must have lived on a street somewhere and you are an important member of this forum......so what is your porn name?

"Fluffer _________"


For some reason I can picture him living on Royale St.


I've never been to the USA! I am somewhat aware that some bigger cities have street names like "1st Street", "2nd Street" etc.... I was wondering if we would ever get a 69th Street or even worse a "rear entrance lane way No2"

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Post by Gord » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:42 am

I think a lot of cities have "Pipeline Road" on their maps somewhere, how about that? "Fluffer Pipeline?"

(Incidentally, my friend had some relatives visiting once. They were looking for Pipeline Road but couldn't find it anywhere, because they were pronouncing it "Pippillinni." No one could figure it out until somebody asked them how to spell it.... :lol: )
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Post by finallyskeptic » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:46 am

:cry: Matthew

What about those people who have never had pets? :frown:
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Post by Gord » Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:57 am

finallyskeptic wrote::cry: Matthew

What about those people who have never had pets? :frown:

If you had one, what would you name it?
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Post by finallyskeptic » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:43 am

Pet's name--Barney
Street-Chandpur
My name Barney Chandpur...
Is it a good name for the business like Marco almora and King Broadway sound pretty good.
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:42 pm

finallyskeptic wrote:Pet's name--Barney
Street-Chandpur
My name Barney Chandpur...
Is it a good name for the business like Marco almora and King Broadway sound pretty good.


Your'e in! You can star in the "UN scene" where President Obama says "We need to get to know each other before continuing our negotiations" and everyone joins in an orgy. Boutras Boutras Ghali and Koffi Annan have already signed their script approvals.
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:30 am

mater deum wrote:My porn name- Fluffy O'Keefe or maybe Blackie O'Keefe.

My one cat was named Bumbalino. That would be a very...unique name.


Lets give it the test........

Famous pornstar, "Fluffy Bumbalino" stars in her most erotic film to date. "I moan for Martin Gardner" now showing at selected Skeptic cinemas in you local area .....

It works for me!

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Post by Matthew Ellard » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:29 pm

Yes! It's time to gather the new member's porn star names. I have almost finished the script for "Confessions of a late night skeptic"
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I ask all new members since 2009 to join the forum's porn stars who have already signed on , Marco Almora, Puddy Georgina, Gypsy Newman, Lady Pine, Frisky Jericho, King Broadway, Blackie Mockingbird, Hildy Clinton, Dutch Regent, Dinky Fawnbrake, Jett Bryan and Fluffy Bumbalino.

You need to quote this post, insert the correct words and then delete the opening words of this post.

//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Casting Application
First name ( Insert name of the pet you had as a child)
Second Name (Insert the name of the street you lived in as a child)

(Insert first & second name) : Pornstar.
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Post by Daedalus » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:53 pm

Oh good lord...

...Hercules Remington.

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Post by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:56 pm

Dandy Tanglewood

but that's not the I chose.
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:17 am

Hercules Remington and Dandy Tanglewood star in their biggest adult epic to date........

"I slipped it in while discussing the major points"

It works for me. Your casting applications have been accepted.

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Post by scrmbldggs » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:19 am

Casting Application
First name Star
Second Name Main

Star Main : Pornstar.
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Post by JO 753 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:19 am

This thred iz a phishing skam to get the ansrz to your secret questionz.



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JO 753 wrote:This thred iz a phishing skam to get the ansrz to your secret questionz.

Holy Smokey Dickens, I was thinking the same thing... :-P
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Post by fromthehills » Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:29 am

Scram

Bldg S

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Post by Matthew Ellard » Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:32 am

JO 753 wrote:This thred iz a phishing skam to get the ansrz to your secret questionz.
If any of the members here were actual porn stars, I wouldn't expect to steal very much from their bank accounts.

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fromthehills wrote:Scram

Bldg S

:rotfl:
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:48 am

fromthehills wrote:Scram Bldg S
You need to use a bit of the ol'e imagination.......

Scram "the schlong" Bldg S (for Sexy) : Porn Star

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Post by moth1ne » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:54 am

The Big Unit Hollowdale... seriously. I had a pet turtle named The Big Unit. I think my pornstar name wins.
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fromthehills wrote:Scram Bldg S
You need to use a bit of the ol'e imagination.......

Scram "the schlong" Bldg S (for Sexy) : Porn Star

Scram : Hey girl. Wanna see Bldg S's speedy gantry?
Girl : OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
(SoundFX) Slurp, suck, pop, drip drip, thwang, gloop, slurp slurp....

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Post by Matthew Ellard » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:58 am

moth1ne wrote:The Big Unit Hollowdale... seriously. I had a pet turtle named The Big Unit. I think my pornstar name wins.


Big Unit Hollowdale : Porn Star

Fair enough. You can open the show. I hope everyone puts their hands together for your opening.

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Post by moth1ne » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:57 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:
moth1ne wrote:The Big Unit Hollowdale... seriously. I had a pet turtle named The Big Unit. I think my pornstar name wins.


Big Unit Hollowdale : Porn Star

Fair enough. You can open the show. I hope everyone puts their hands together for your opening.

Thanks much. And they'll be puttin their hands somewhereszz... ;) brown chicken brown cow.
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Post by moth1ne » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:59 am

We named our turtle after the once Seattle Mariners pitcher Randy Johnson, nicknamed The Big Unit.
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