Small dogs p*ss high.

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Small dogs p*ss high.

Post by Lance Kennedy » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:37 pm

When a small dog does the scent marking thing against a wall, it lifts its legs very high, to urinate high, thus pretending to be bigger than it is. Sometimes they contort themselves so much, they fall over.

Anyone else see a parallel with human behaviour ?

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Re: Small dogs p*ss high.

Post by Dimebag » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:28 pm

Small man/dog syndrome

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Post by TJrandom » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:52 pm

Somewhere I heard it was small hands....

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Re: Small dogs p*ss high.

Post by Austin Harper » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:34 pm

My 7 pound dog sometimes does a handstand to get up as high as possible.
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Re: Small dogs p*ss high.

Post by Wordbird » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:17 am

I see human dogs pretending to be smaller than they are so they can bite the other dog's balls with impunity.

After all, if the bigger one bites the little one, it gets put down.

If the little one bites the big one, it's "aww how cute".

I'm very smart and I can't always gauge whether people will get me or not, so maybe I should just say what I mean.

People pretend to be weaker than they are. However many actual trans people there are, there are at least that meany weirdos faking to peep in the other gender's bathroom. People pretend to be hurt, or offended. They pretend to be made of glass. The last person without a mental disorder will develop a legit mental disorder from being the last son of a bitch it's permissible for everyone else to kick around.

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Re: Small dogs p*ss high.

Post by TJrandom » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:24 am

Well, I don`t have a disorder... disorder disorder disorder dis...