Chicagoans! Now you GOTTA vote!

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Abdul Alhazred
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Chicagoans! Now you GOTTA vote!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Oct 29, 2018 5:54 pm

Should Chicago ban plastic straws? The questions that may be on your ballot.
Chicago Sun Times
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Voters in the City of Chicago will be asked:

• “In the event marijuana is legalized, should the City of Chicago appropriate revenue from the sale of marijuana to increase funding for Chicago Public Schools and for mental health services?”

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Yes.

I want to put the Chicago Public Schools and the Chicago Teachers Union in the position of actively promoting marijuana.

For the children.
• “Should the City of Chicago ban the use of plastic straws within the corporate city limits?”

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No.

Wouldn't it be cool if in the end it were CHICAGO that destroys The PlanetTM with the last straw?
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Re: Chicagoans! Now you GOTTA vote!

Post by Gord » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:42 pm

They could fill the staws with marijuana. For the children, of course. Won't someone think of the children?!?
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Re: Chicagoans! Now you GOTTA vote!

Post by Poodle » Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:46 am

Aw, man. I do. I just do, y'know? Sometimes, anyway. I must, like ... must. Uh huh.
What?