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Post by JO 753 » Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:30 pm

I rote a little satire/speculative fiction thing in the Daily Kos:

Pezident Trump?!

I did it in Ye Olde English Speallingue kuz they are kinda conservative over there. I only had to look up 1 word! Can you gess wich wun?
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Post by scrmbldggs » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:32 pm

"President", but probably "pizzazz". :drool:


(Or "actors". You definitely paused there. :-P)
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Post by JO 753 » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:37 pm

HA! I rote Pezident! Hiz hed will flip up and candy will pop out!

It wuz 'saboteur'
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Post by scrmbldggs » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:40 pm

:lol:
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:48 pm

JO 753 wrote: It wuz 'saboteur'
I read your editorial but didn't pick saboteur.

French "hand loom" workers threw their wooden shoes, "sabots", into the mechanical looms to destroy them and thus the English word, based on French "Luddites" is saboteur.

The English love the word saboteur, because it is both useful and continues to insult those French bastards and their little Italian dictator, Boney. (Napoleon, the dwarf upstart.)

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Post by Monster » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:44 am

JO 753 wrote:I rote a little satire/speculative fiction thing in the Daily Kos:

Pezident Trump?!

I did it in Ye Olde English Speallingue kuz they are kinda conservative over there. I only had to look up 1 word! Can you gess wich wun?

You should have deliberately misspelled everything, like you usually do.

But I noticed your incorrect punctuation, so that's a plus.
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Post by JO 753 » Mon Aug 24, 2015 3:29 am

Ye! To hell with Napolean AND punctuation;
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JO 753 wrote:Ye! To hell with Napolean AND punctuation;
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Post by scrmbldggs » Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:30 am

Nice moobs!
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Post by TJrandom » Mon Aug 24, 2015 7:22 am

I didn`t really want to see that.......

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TJrandom wrote:I didn`t really want to see that.......
I want a million dollars in unmarked notes, or I'm showing all the "sexy" photos........
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Matthew Ellard wrote:
TJrandom wrote:I didn`t really want to see that.......
I want a million dollars in unmarked notes, or I'm showing all the "sexy" photos........
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Well, if they are unmarked - then each can only be worth zilch - just blank paper, right? Wish granted - just visit your toilet and find a roll.

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Post by JO 753 » Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:25 am

Its a glandular thing. Cant help it.
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Post by Flash » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:12 am

Why? But that is the famous painting by JOlacroix, JOlerty Leading the People. Notice that the little boy in it, his name is Gavroche or Gav is not interested in the half naked exhibitionist behind. He doesn't seem to be into the boobs as much as he is into those guns he is so carelessly waving around. Sadly, he is an American boy left accidentally in Paris by his hard drinking parents. Now, as the picture so eloquently shows, he is trying to hold somebody up. Go Gav, go...
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Post by JO 753 » Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:36 pm

The Fox vs Trump 'war' iz probably a sham.

Theory A: This iz Trumps exit plan. He never wanted to be prez, but he haz gon too far this time to just do hiz usual drop out routine. So, a carefully planned feud with Fox will ensure that he cant win AND boost ratingz all around. Everybody winz!

Theory B: He really duz want to go all the way this time, but he and Roger Ailes (the hed uv Fox Cable Newz) knew that he coudnt win az 'The Fox Newz candidate' in the actual election, so they are orchestrating this pro-restling style show. A bogus fite that tellz the story they want us to believe AND it gets covered by all the real newz outlets.
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:34 am

JO 753 wrote:Theory A: This iz Trumps exit plan. He never wanted to be prez, but he haz gon too far this time to just do hiz usual drop out routine. So, a carefully planned feud with Fox will ensure that he cant win AND boost ratingz all around. Everybody winz!
I think you are right.

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Matthew Ellard wrote:
JO 753 wrote:Theory A: This iz Trumps exit plan. He never wanted to be prez, but he haz gon too far this time to just do hiz usual drop out routine. So, a carefully planned feud with Fox will ensure that he cant win AND boost ratingz all around. Everybody winz!

I think you are right.

And today's truce is just another part of that devious plot. ;)

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/08/donald-trump-fox-news-roger-ailes-truce-megyn-kelly-121767.html

“Roger Ailes is great. He’s a special guy and a good friend of mine. We just spoke two minutes ago. I mean, Roger Ailes is a great guy and no, I have no problem,” Trump said.

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Post by Gord » Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:02 am

xouper wrote:
“...no, I have no problem,” Trump said.

Ah, denial. :lol:
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:10 am

xouper wrote: And today's truce is just another part of that devious plot. ;)

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/08/donald-trump-fox-news-roger-ailes-truce-megyn-kelly-121767.html

“Roger Ailes is great. He’s a special guy and a good friend of mine. We just spoke two minutes ago. I mean, Roger Ailes is a great guy and no, I have no problem,” Trump said.


Fair comment. I really don't know what is going on, and I should not pretend that I do. However, it is another high profile press release about Fox and Trump, with no mention of policy or show of statesmanship. If I was his press secretary, I consider this press release another "win" for "Trump the businessman", but not "Trump the presidential candidate". That's why I think commercial profile is Trump's sole aim.

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Post by xouper » Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:28 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:I really don't know what is going on, and I should not pretend that I do.

Same for me. But I am  enjoying the show nonetheless. :pc:

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Post by JO 753 » Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:25 am

Its like a soap opera. Break up, make up, quarrel & break up agen.

It makes sense that they needed to make up at this point, otherwize the next step woud be Trump woud be banned frum Fox. They hav to save that for the end.
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Post by xouper » Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:50 am

JO 753 wrote:The Fox vs Trump 'war' iz probably a sham.

Look who agrees with you ! ! !

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/08/27/dan-rather-fox-news-trump-feud-suspicious/

Although he seems to be suggesting a slightly different motive.

I am guessing that Trump's insults of Megyn Kelly don't really hurt her reputation at all. In fact, she gets points for having taken the high road and not responded in kind.

Don't mind me, I have no real idea what's going on. I'm just an amused spectator.

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Post by Flash » Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:36 pm

I don't know what's going on either but I can't help but notice that the {!#%@} American corporate media can only discuss trivial things in Trump's campaign adventures. Nobody except the left Internet publications looks at the fact that perhaps Trump is so popular not because he is a clown but because he is alone among the republican candidates who wants to preserve social security, improve on Obamacare and bring the well paid industrial jobs back to America.
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Post by JO 753 » Sat Aug 29, 2015 11:47 pm

I think Bernie Sanderz iz the only guy who haz a chans agenst Trump and they are doing a great job uv hogging up all the air time. We get sum newz about Bernie, but its maybe 1/10 uv the Trump Show.
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Post by JO 753 » Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:40 am

I wuz starting to believ we ar witnessing the collaps uv the Party uv Stoopid until I rered this topic. Now I'm thinking its just a show to smooth the way for their retooling.

Who better to pop up with a condemnation uv Trump than the loozer from the last election? The speech iz completely out uv karakter, but nobody will notis.
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Post by Flash » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:38 am

It's interesting how the so called Republican establishment is trying to destroy Trump. I would never think it would come to this. Really, Trump must be doing something right to enrage a bunch of greedy, lying , hypocritical cunts like that.

Lindsay Graham attacked Trump recently. Juan Cole writes in the Truthdig;
Lindsey Graham has been posing as the voice of reason in the Republican Party for the past few weeks, warning Tuesday that if Donald Trump gets the Republican nomination and Hillary Clinton is the Democratic standard-bearer, then “crazy loses to dishonest” in the public’s eye.


So the great Donald is crazy for Graham but he Graham who wants to put 30000 troops in Syria, tear up the latest agreement with IRAN and start a war there, isn't?

Now this loser Romney...do these people have no shame? He accuses Trump of running a BS Trump University (true) but he himself has money invested in private colleges that are known to give students big debt and almost no education. His buddy Marco Rubio was involved in the Corinthian college scam as well.

Trump is right when he says that during the last federal election, Romney played his best friend and would almost beg him for support and money on his knees and now portrays "the voice of reason and moderation" in a scheme to destroy Trump.

I bet the Republicans now regret that they don't have the system of super candidates, just like the Democrats, where they could assure the nomination for their chosen puppet and thus subvert the so called will of the people.

The one thing the great Donald does very well, perhaps not at all by design, is to unmask the moral and intellectual bankruptcy of GOP and maybe that is why these mental dwarfs hate him so much.
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Post by ElectricMonk » Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:23 am

Flash wrote:The one thing the great Donald does very well, perhaps not at all by design, is to unmask the moral and intellectual bankruptcy of the the GOP and maybe that is why these mental dwarfs hate him so much.


agreed.

President Donald Duck might not be the worst possible, mostly because he has so little clue about the political processes: unable to play the game himself, he will have to rely on 'The Usual Suspects' in Washington to get some of his stuff done. For the rest of the time, he will be a lame duck.

Trump thinks of himself as a brand useful to sell stuff; this is actually a good analogy to the US at this point, since 'Made in the US' does not have the luster it once had. If Trump as Prez could make a PR campaign to make US products appear more desirable globally and domestic, that might be a good thing.
I also think he has a sense to cut losses when he can see no short-to-medium gain, like in military presences and pricey defense projects.

But he will probably use all the savings to redecorate the White House until it becomes the Gold House.

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Post by JO 753 » Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:36 am

They didnt think far enuf ahed wen they were recruiting & training their voterz. Its all about gullibility, so Trump, being a master con man, iz eazily taking control uv them.
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JO 753 wrote:...Now I'm thinking its just a show to smooth the way for their retooling.

:heh: you said "tool".

Heh heh. Heh.
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Guuu--huk huk huk.
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Post by Gord » Fri Mar 04, 2016 11:41 am

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mugwump

mugwump
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1. a Republican who refused to support the party nominee, James G. Blaine, in the presidential campaign of 1884.
2. a person who is unable to make up his or her mind on an issue, especially in politics; a person who is neutral on a controversial issue.

Will this word see a revival?
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"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
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Post by Flash » Fri Mar 04, 2016 11:44 pm

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/04/donald-trump-republican-debate-performance-detroit

Jeb Lund has written a very witty commentary in the Guardian on the last Republican debate in Detroit. It's funny and worth reading.

He points out how consistently wrong the main street press has been in calling the winner of these debates;
This is the game we play after every Republican debate: the mainstream press corps finds some tortured explanation for why Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz won, and then days later Donald Trump rises in the polls. In a night where CNN ran a headline reading “Donald Trump defends size of his penis”, the man has probably won yet again
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The debate itself was supposed to be a carefully coordinated assault on the Great Donald perpetrated by the two hapless Cubans and the {!#%@} Fox moderators. But even the foreigners like Lund could see that the great Donald prevailed;

For every argument that should make sense, it is easy to proffer an immediate Trumpian counterpoint. Cruz and Rubio alley-ooped mockery of him? Under normal circumstances, that’s just the two responsible candidates beating down a punk. Now, every Trump voter sees two congenital wusses who can only win by teaming up, two loser would-be antagonists so weak that even their insults need a partnership.


And it wasn't only the two bobbsey twins of the Republican party and their cheerleading moderators that ganged up on Trump. The audience had also been preselected in favour of the Cubans.

These people were not Trump fans. As the Fox moderators introduced each candidate, the cheers followed their status within acceptable conservatism. John Kasich, the candidate running on the Sensible Stepdad platform, complete with flagrant lack of intolerance for gays and their ilk, received scattered cheers. Trump garnered healthy applause and some boos. Cruz received an even larger cheer and some boos as well. The room erupted for Marco Rubio, the Ken doll avatar of CPAC crushes.


And yet Trump won them over, time and again. Rubio had made jokes about his penis over the last week, and Trump just said: “It’s never been a problem” – and the entire room nearly whooped like a daytime talkshow audience. Cruz burned him, and he burned back, and they cheered. Rubio came after him, and they cheered.


Yeap, the Great Donald went right into the lion'a den and made the lion look like a little lost kitty. :mrgreen:
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Post by JO 753 » Sat Mar 05, 2016 1:16 am

It will be interesting to see if hiz majik holdz up in the jeneral election debates.
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Post by Flash » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:52 pm

Ohhhh, {!#%@}, more debates. Why don't they do it the real American way...a shoot out. Give them all a Smith and Wesson with lots of ammo, leave them in some abandoned mining town in the West and then see who comes out. make him or her the president. :mrgreen:
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Post by JO 753 » Sun Mar 06, 2016 1:47 am

Great idea! That woud be less rigged than the current system.
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Flash wrote:Ohhhh, {!#%@}, more debates. Why don't they do it the real American way...a shoot out. Give them all a Smith and Wesson with lots of ammo, leave them in some abandoned mining town in the West and then see who comes out. make him or her the president. :mrgreen:

No none of them would actually pull the trigger, but ammo would still disappear and at the end they'd want to keep the guns.
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Post by Flash » Sun Mar 06, 2016 6:12 am

I was just watching the super Saturday on CNN. Trump won more delegates because of Louisiana and then gave a short speech.
he encouraged Rubio to give a final victory speech and then resign leaving the field to himself and Cruz. He didn't even mention the other guy, you know, the quiet one from Ohio.

Then, kind offhandedly, he referred to his big hands which he said would be necessary to rescue Rubio in case the latter fainted during one of the debates.

And he promised, if elected president, to make America great again and to rebuild the military just to scare everybody in the world into agreeing with Trump on everything and because, I guess, he feels that the small army America has is not what the Great Donald has in mind.

And he promised to waterboard everybody he won't like just because it will be good for America and also because it will fight the common cold.
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Post by Flash » Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:09 am

I just wanted to report to the news hungry members of this forum that on Super Tuesday the Great Donald has won again; two states, Mississippi and Michigan and by doing so has crushed that miserable fake Marco.

And as the tradition calls for, gave a short rambling speech to the enthused crowd. He is doing well thank you Mississippi, thank you Michigan, despite tens of millions spent on negative advertising against him, not by the dastardly Democrats but by, the so called, establishment of the Republican party.

He called for a unity of the party, a call which most likely fell on proverbial deaf ears in the higher echelons of GOP. And assured the voters that he Trump is going to change all of the so called free trade deals that impoverish America. Then the Great Donald explained that the deals are bad because they were made by Washington politicians who have acted like babies...stupid babies in fact.

Yes, right there on national TV he called the successive administrations in Washington who have sold America to the corporations stupid babies. Now surely, you've got to love a guy like that, eh?
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