Below are 86 typical revisionist argumentative fallacies... can you get it up to 101?
The list is inspired by our revisionist chums as well as classic lists incl. Shermer's 'How Thinking Goes Wrong'.
Logical fallacy input especially welcome!
These are being fleshed out in the coming months and all input will be credited, incl. moonbat attacks.
Definitions
The perils of over- or under-defining the Holocaust...
1. Factual Strawman
(eg. six million Jews gassed at Auschwitz, cf Leuchter)
2. Historiographical Strawmen
(‘official historiography says’)
3. Obsession with gas chambers/Disinterest in Anything Else
Something I wrote on another forum
"I've encountered many an online revisionist who will say things like 'I have no interest in demographics, I'm only interested in the gas chambers'. This is the same as a military historian saying 'I am not interested in battles, I am only interested in tanks'. People who are only interested in tanks are monomaniacal bores. The same has to be said for revisionists who are only interested in gas chambers."
Cf:
"A person who always says the same thing, and says it over and over again is, of course, commonly considered to be, if not a monomaniac, then at very least, a bore."
(10 characteristics....)
4. False Stipulation
'nobody denies' that some Jews died of starvation, etc,
ie skip over precisely documented 170,000 Warsaw + Lodz + Theresienstadt ghetto deaths, deaths in KZs, 'limited' Einsatzgruppen executions and hope nobody notices that waaay more than 300,000 Jews have died already.
5. Irrelevancies and Red Herrings
(Dachau gas chambers, soap)
6. Labour and Annihilation
cf denier misunderstanding about what Nazi policy intention actually was.
7. Deportations Are Okay, Except When Conducted by Soviets
8. Mass Shootings? What Mass Shootings?
(confronted by a mass of documentary and forensic evidence concerning systematic machine-gunning of women and children, revisionists reply 'look! gas chamber!')
Evidence & Proof
1. Burden of Proof Table Tennis
1000s of trials ignored; 1000s of history books ignored, and still they say it's up to the accusers to prove their case?
2. Heads-I-Win-Tails-You-Lose:
no definition of what constitutes evidence or proof
3. ‘Show me!’
– excessive demands for proof. Produce six million bodies, six million names, etc.
4. Nonconvergence of evidence
(everything taken separately; nothing is ever allowed to relate to anything else)
5. ‘Doesn’t Add Up’ Refrain
(usually offered by hard-science/math/computer nerds who seem to make up a good chunk of the overeducated idiots who follow revisionist dogmas)
6. Nonontological Proof (Vidal-Naquet)
aka Circular Reasoning aka Kafka Was Here ('the gas chambers did not exist because they did not exist')
7. Fun with Math
how to turn a few thousand survivors into 6 million live people all over again.
8. Now You See It, Now You Don’t
(because no gas chamber exists today… ergo…)
9. 'Scientific Hypothesis'
Deniers argue that because experiment of mass extermination cannot be repeated, therefore it remains unproven.
10. Whoops! Missing footnotes!
A classic case: Lüftl citing ‘eyewitnesses say’ but never actually citing an eyewitness source
Documents
1. Reinterpretation of Words
(Ausrottung, Vernichtung, Sonderbehandlung)
2. Literalism
(‘nothing in this document says…’)
3. Spelling Bee
all Germans spell perfectly, apparently
4. Return to Sender
Inability to understand Abschriften, letterheads and stamps
5. Documents Do Not Exist In Isolation
Wannsee, Korherr, etc
6. Shhh.... it's a Secret!
Why are there no documents, the Germans were very organized - then when a document is found, oh sure, it it was so secret, why would they write it down or keep the evidence?.
Eyewitness Testimony
1. Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus
applied elsewhere, but most of all applied to witness tesimonies
2. Torture Fallacy
Hoess got beaten up, therefore all 10,000+ defendants in all war crimes trials from 1943 to the present day were all coerced.
3. ‘If you can’t discredit the evidence, you can always abuse the witness’ – Barrington James, CODOH forum, in his sig (!!!)
4. Ignorance/Blurring of What Constitutes Hearsay vs Direct Witnessing
(speciality of Mattogno et al)
5. Inability to distinguish between wartime rumour and reality
('soap myth', electric chambers etc)
6. Ignorance of ‘two source rule’
(look at crazy survivor witness in newspaper! Speciality of CODOH forum, Lurkerthe etc. Never mind that no sane person believes anything until it is corroborated...)
7. Ignorance of exact extent of witness testimony
'Schwarzhuber? Who he? You mean Mussfeldt gave a testimony in 1945 as well as 1947? Well I never!'
8. How Eyewitness Testimony Interacts With Other Evidence
E.g., if witnesses testify to gassings at Kremas II-V, and Poles find HCN traces, then it is more logical to accept the witness testimony corroborated by 'neutral' forensic evidence, than to assume that all witnesses are lying and HCN traces derive from fumigations for which there is neither documentary nor eyewitness evidence.
Denier Cliches
1. Auschwitz plaque
2. Nuremberg Fallacy, i.e. ignorance of any other trial but IMT.
3. How _did_ Anne Frank die again?
and let's not forget who died with her...
4. Holes!
5. A reconstruction is not a fake
Krema I miscomprehensions
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda (Deniers Know Best)
or, how to commit the perfect genocide according to revisionist logic:
1. Why not just execute the French Jews in France (fill in geographic area), why transport them all the way across Europe?
2. Why not execute them with (fill in method) - seen everything from Sarin gas to drowning whole train loads in giant war tanks. (Use giant crane to drop rail car in lake, has added benefit of cleaning out rail car at the same time).
Carry on Concentration Camping
1. Hospitals, healthcare, inmate amenites for labour force say nada about simultaneous extermination.
2. death tolls - more fun with math
3. Not all camps are Birkenau
4. What's a Kapo?
failure to read through Sofsky et al properly
5. Everyone Else Had Them Too
conveniently forgetting that no Japanese-American was executed by the US government, nor did even Stalin's much larger GULag system rack up as many deaths in the same space of time
Time, Space and Organisation
1. Chronological Fallacy
1945 is not the same as 1942.
What transpired upon liberation does not logically say anything about what happened in 1942-3
2. Geographical Fallacy
Russia is not the same as Holland
3. Totalitarian Fallacy
One part of the Nazi regime is not automatically identical with another.
4. Secrecy Fallacy
More than one person cannot keep a secret.
Nonetheless, the secret will not be known by all.
Science
1. ‘Scissors, Paper, Stone’
– hard science supposedly trumps social science and humanities;
Chemistry trumps history, they say, except it doesn't, because only through history can one determine how many gassings there were at Krema I, which then determines whether chemistry-set arguments are right or not.
2. Do the Toxic Waltz
(Zyklon)
4. Tilting at Diesel-Powered Windmills
carbon-monoxide gas chambers/vans were petrol-fuelled, not diesel-fuelled
5. Decomposition for Beginners
6. Cremation University
say the experts: bones have a BTU of brown coal, fat an even higher one.
7. Weird Science
(geysers of blood etc)
8. Forensick
apparently, Krakow times two, Hydrokop, Prof. Kola, Polish Main Commission surveys of countless sites in Poland, Extraordinary Commission surveys of countless sites in Russia, autopsies of Hadamar victims, etc, doesn't count as forensic investigation.
Conspiracy
1. Ignorance of Occam’s Razor
the simplest explanation always wins. So how bout dem conspiracies, dood?
2. When in doubt, it’s a forgery
3. Telepathy
even if witnesses testify to the same thing at the same time 500 miles apart, it's still a conspiracy..
4. The Commies Did It!
Except they went on to drive the remaining Jews out of Poland, repress Soviet Jews and arm Arab states in an attempt to give anti-Zionist rhetoric some muscle from ca. 1956-1973.
5. The Brits did it!
Except the British were wracking their brains over the Palestine question through to 1948.
6. The Yanks did it!
Except that there were fewer Jews in positions of power and influence in the '40s than there are today.
7. The Jews did it!
Q.E.D.
8. The Poles did it!
Rarely mentioned, but if anyone was in a position to elaborate the conspiracy, it was the Polish government-in-exile. How did they coordinate with the Lublin Poles, the Brits, the Yanks, the Soviets and the Jews? Inquiring minds would like to know.
Lack of Credible Alternative Explanation
1. Fallacy of Negation
(attack existing explanation, provide no new satisfactory one of their own).
2. Laughable inability to answer question 'so where did they go?'
3. Quote-mining (selective citation)
4. Double standards of documentation
communist underground propaganda newspapers alleging Jews recovered alive = good
communist underground propaganda newspapers alleging Jews murdered by poison gas = bad
5. ‘Dog ate my homework’ appeals to missing or destroyed documents
6. Inability to understand Israeli definition of 'Holocaust survivor'.
Motives
1. ‘Cui Bono?’
Hoax created to benefit Israel, except this did not move British policy re Palestine, no proof of this exists re: 1947 UN resolution, no funding by US until after 1967 etc...
2. ‘Tu quoque’
(the Allies bombed us! We'll keep quiet about Rotterdam, the Blitz, V-weapons, Minsk, Stalingrad, Belgrade etc)
3. Jews Declare War / Hitler Didn’t Declare War Back..
(how does that work?)
4. ‘Stalin killed more than Hitler’ et cetera
5. Anti-German Propaganda
failure to understand impact of Ponsonby and 'German atrocities' story in 1914. Silent omission of paper trail of Allied incomprehension of what was happening.
6. Crying Wolf
(Jews claimed six million dead in 1920)
But no mention of crying wolf in 1881, 1905, 1933, 1938….
7. Compensation Fallacies
The money goes to survivors of NS internment. It mostly goes to non-Jews.
8. Aid to Israel Fallacies
Somehow, the fact that Egypt gets tons of money too is always overlooked. Somehow, the fact that Israel gets less civil aid than several African states is quietly not mentioned. Somehow, the fact that such aid did not even kick in till well past 1967 is definitely not mentioned...
Argumentia Ad Hominem
1. Heresy does not equal Correctness
(Zundel is not Galileo)
2. Ad Hominem Hypocrisies
wherein deniers whine about being called antisemitic Nazi moonbats but then speak of the ‘Zionist’ Hilberg, the Yehudi van Pelt etc
3. We’re not anti-Semitic, but…
need I elaborate?
4. Who the f*** called me a Nazi?
need I elaborate?
5. Overreliance on Authorities
(Leuchter and Lüftl the Engineers, Dipl.Chem. Rudolf, ‘Professeur’ Faurisson, etc).
6. Overinflated sense of self-importance
(revisionism has contributed precisely nothing to historiographical debate)
7. 'We demand an independent investigation!'
says who? and who would be independent anyway?
8. It’s Always A Conspiracy:
Töben is an HIV-AIDS denier, Rudolf a global warming denier, etc, online nutcases like IlluSionS667 deny everything and believe every conspiracy theory going...
Compare with
How to be a Revisionist Scholar
http://www.einsatzgruppenarchives.com/revisionism.html
How Thinking Goes Wrong (Michael Shermer)- 25 points http://www.positiveatheism.org/writ/sherm3.htm
10 Characteristics of Conspiraloons/Wiki definition of Conspiracy Theory http://www.urban75.org/info/conspiraloons.html
If the sane people on here can help elaborate/add to the above list, their contributions are very welcome...
