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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:55 pm

They're aiming for "magic". ;)
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:23 pm

What colour are yours?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:57 pm

Ginormous.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:12 pm

I'm gonna need a bigger spectroscope.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:50 am

For them Perseids? :geek:
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gord » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:56 am

Major Malfunction wrote:
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Major Malfunction wrote:This guy usually does a balanced analysis.

Except that time, you mean?

He was on a roll till about halfway, then seemed to lose focus and wander off after his spilt marbles.

I think his whole "censorship!" rant is misplaced. In fact, I would say it's been the exact opposite of censorship for a long, long time when it comes to Alex Jones. He and his cohort of despicables have been breaking the rules on all the platforms where they've been posting, but have rarely been sanctioned for it. Now, suddenly, all the companies seem to have grown spines and dumped his ass, and because they've been letting him get away with it for so long, suddenly it's "censorship".

Meanwhile, smaller users of the same platforms have been getting banned for tiny infractions, or even questionable judgements on the parts of the site owners/operators, but there was nothing they could do about it.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:06 am

Nice to have a cleared slate... at least a half page in Your Posts... that I can see. ;)

Almost as good as having clear 3-month scans as of yesterday. :yahoo:

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:35 am

TJrandom wrote:Nice to have a cleared slate... at least a half page in Your Posts... that I can see. ;)

Almost as good as having clear 3-month scans as of yesterday. :yahoo:

Good to hear!

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:15 am

Gord wrote:Meanwhile, smaller users of the same platforms have been getting banned for tiny infractions, or even questionable judgements on the parts of the site owners/operators, but there was nothing they could do about it.

One of my favourite anime-related channels, Lost Pause, recently got banned because in one video you could see a glimpse of an anime schoolgirl's undies.

BoobToob declared it "sexualisation of a minor". He complained, said it was ridiculous, and they struck him again.

There's clearly someone at BoobToob with a personal vendetta against him.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:04 pm

My good news is that I've managed to reel-in another likely lass, for a 2nd date, at least.

She seems intelligent, and has a matching humour. She's not precious, and doesn't shatter into a thousand sharp, angry shards at the mere mention of the word "{!#%@}".
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Jeffk 1970 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:06 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:My good news is that I've managed to reel-in another likely lass, for a 2nd date, at least.

She seems intelligent, and has a matching humour. She's not precious, and doesn't shatter into a thousand sharp, angry shards at the mere mention of the word "{!#%@}".


Sounds like you need to marry her. That’s a keeper.
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Postby Poodle » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:11 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:My good news is that I've managed to reel-in another likely lass, for a 2nd date, at least.

She seems intelligent, and has a matching humour. She's not precious, and doesn't shatter into a thousand sharp, angry shards at the mere mention of the word "{!#%@}".

Ooooooookaaaaaaaaay!
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:48 pm

Drinking and hanging crap on politicians is kinda our thing... And yeah, we go Dutch, or Round Robins. Her suggestion.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:11 pm

Poodle wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:My good news is that I've managed to reel-in another likely lass, for a 2nd date, at least.

She seems intelligent, and has a matching humour. She's not precious, and doesn't shatter into a thousand sharp, angry shards at the mere mention of the word "{!#%@}".

Ooooooookaaaaaaaaay!
Don't forget - clean undies, wash behind your ears, wear a tie and take flowers, don't talk about the weather, don't do politics and don't get pissed. Well, maybe not that last one. Make sure she shares the bill.


And brush your teeth... ;)

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:43 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:My good news is that I've managed to reel-in another likely lass, for a 2nd date, at least.

She seems intelligent, and has a matching humour. She's not precious, and doesn't shatter into a thousand sharp, angry shards at the mere mention of the word "{!#%@}".

Was that your term of endearment for the other ladies on a first date? :lol:


Hey, keep winding and best of luck. ;)
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:15 am

TJrandom wrote:And brush your tooth... ;)

FTFY.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:19 am

Lol... better one than none.... :lol:

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:50 am

scrmbldggs wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:She's not precious, and doesn't shatter into a thousand sharp, angry shards at the mere mention of the word "{!#%@}".

Was that your term of endearment for the other ladies on a first date? :lol:

Yeah, nah. Those cunts can just {!#%@} right off.

Honestly, it surprises me how many supposedly "Aussie" sheilas shatter into a thousand {!#%@} shards at the mere mention of the word. I grew up in the country. Maybe you don't hear it as much these days in the snobby elitist hipster franchise cafes of the inner city.

But it's a bloody good filter against those types!

Of course I don't say it all the time. And I only say it AT someone if they deserve it.

One time I was banned from a dating site for "abusive language". The chick had asked how was my day, I said I'd had an absolute {!#%@} of a day, she got all pissy, I don't like that word, it's just a word...? She reported me. Insta-ban.

More reasonable heads ruled the next day, I explained to the admins I hadn't called her a {!#%@}, read the transcript ya drongos! And sent them a link to George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words.

I was re-instated.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:46 pm

:thumbsup:
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:12 pm

Sound like she was a {!#%@}.

On another site we were talking about Jenny McCarthy confusing a gadget with a ghost. We were having fun with the various possibilities and I asked "Are those boobies the speakers?" Hissy fit ensued. I told them that I really didn't care if they were upset or not. "But he didn't use 'frickin'."
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gord » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:37 am

Jenny who?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:03 am

Kid won the grand final.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:53 am

Major Malfunction wrote:Kid won the grand final.

I love baby goats!
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:57 am

It's so cute how they pretend to butt heads, but still don't quite know how. :)
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

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Major Malfunction wrote:It's so cute how they pretend to butt heads, but still don't quite know how. :)

Butt can they beavis?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:40 pm

Cornholio!
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