Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Poodle » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:16 am

Major Malfunction wrote:Tomato juice should only be polluted with pepper, celery salt, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, Tabasco, and vodka. Poured over ice in a tall glass, with a celery stick for stirring, and a few stuffed olives on a toothpick for nibbling.

Fully approved. I'm arriving at yours for breakfast tomorrow.

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:26 pm

Poodle wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:Tomato juice should only be polluted with pepper, celery salt, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, Tabasco, and vodka. Poured over ice in a tall glass, with a celery stick for stirring, and a few stuffed olives on a toothpick for nibbling.

Fully approved. I'm arriving at yours for breakfast tomorrow.

I agree: fully approved.....although I use this recipe (It must be on the back or label of something?) with V-8 juice as well. I only drink this when the T-Juice looks like it might go off and I have all the chili beans I want, but...I keep thinking to try different hot sauces to note their effect AND I do from time to time add some soy sauce (cheaper than Worcestershire even though I like anchovies). In fact, I've made myself thirsty just reviewing the subject.....


But I post to second TJ's adventurous suggestion. Both acidic both sweet....should be a good combo "and then" see if adding the Bloody Mary elements back in would also be nice? TJ for breakfast, BM for dinner?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:52 am

Today is my birthday – a day which a year ago wasn`t odds favoured to arrive, and those odds didn`t reverse for several more months. At present, unless I do something stupid, I am odds favoured for another three to five, and for this I am elated. I enjoy every day and being able to tick off those bucket list entries. And who knows, I might still live forever.

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:14 am

And many more!
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gord » Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:46 pm

Happy day after your birthday! And such. :leftovercake: :hangovermedications:
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:28 pm

TJrandom wrote: I might still live forever.

I've come to terms with dying....did so at 21 and the draft. amusing to note I now have the same acceptance but am more curious to see how the human race deals with its challenges. Leaving me with the question: what would it take for me to get bored enough to end it if nature was held in abeyance? The Highlander wants to know.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:11 pm

As Freddy Mercury once asked, "Who wants to live forever?"

Tho' I reckon I could use a couple hundred years.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby JO 753 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:44 pm

Most peepl will probably say 100 yirz, but wait till they are 99 and in good helth & ask agen. Then theyd say 1,000, so ask agen wen they are 999 and in good helth.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:30 pm

Have you asked any 200 year olds?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby JO 753 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:03 am

Yes. He sed "at least 2,000" and then tried to bite my arm off kuz he'z a shark.
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