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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby JO 753 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:56 pm

Duz that mean you will get less in the settlement?
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:58 pm

Not dying reduces settlements, yes.
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Postby JO 753 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:04 pm

Thats sumthing to think about. How long do you haf to be ded to get the deth amount?
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Postby Gord » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:26 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:They downgraded the mesothelioma to asbestosis.

Well, that's good news of at least a temporary nature. The life expectancy can be decades longer, as long as it doesn't lead to mesothelioma.
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Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:They downgraded the mesothelioma to asbestosis.

Well, that's good news of at least a temporary nature. The life expectancy can be decades longer, as long as it doesn't lead to mesothelioma.

I'm 67, I don't want decades longer.
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Postby Gord » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:46 pm

I want to live long enough to see Trump try to conquer Mars.
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Gord wrote:I want to live long enough to see Trump try to conquer Mars.

I want to see him try to conquer Uranus.
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Postby Gord » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:00 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Gord wrote:I want to live long enough to see Trump try to conquer Mars.

I want to see him try to conquer Uranus.

Leave Myanus out of this!
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:24 am

My son, Auguste weighed 1.5 kilograms at birth. I started bottle feeding him at 2 kilos in the hospital.

He now weighs 4.5 kilograms and has destroyed by back through bottle feeding a heavy weight . I'm changing his name from Auguste to "All gut"
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:11 am

I trained my eldest to bring me a beer before she could walk. Get on the job, mate.
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Postby TJrandom » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:49 pm

I saw a full moon a couple of days ago - flying high above Kansas City, and when I got back home yesterday it was just slightly diminished. I am very happy that those loony trumpsters didn`t make off with more of it.

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Stitches out.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:17 am

Tits out would oil my gears better. But maybe not yours.
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Postby Gord » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:15 pm

TJrandom wrote:I saw a full moon a couple of days ago - flying high above Kansas City, and when I got back home yesterday it was just slightly diminished. I am very happy that those loony trumpsters didn`t make off with more of it.

The full moon was on the night of the 27th/28th. It was called the Strawberry Moon, from the Algonquin tradition of using it to tell them when to harvest strawberries. Allegedly.

It goes by other names, too: http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essential ... s#southern

Northern Hemisphere full moon names by month:

June: Rose Moon, Flower Moon, Strawberry Moon

Southern Hemisphere full moon names by month:

June: Oak Moon, Cold Moon, Long Night Moon


Next month, we're going to have the longest total lunar eclipse of the century: https://www.space.com/41007-blood-moon- ... guide.html

Blood Moon 2018: Longest Total Lunar Eclipse of Century Occurs July 27

...The total phase of the "blood moon" eclipse of July 27 will last 1 hour and 43 minutes, during which Earth's natural satellite will turn a spectacular red or ruddy-brown color. From start to finish, the entire celestial event will last nearly 4 hours.

The eclipse won't be visible to viewers in North America, except via webcasts. But observers in much of Africa, the Middle East, southern Asia and the Indian Ocean region will get an eyeful, given cooperative weather....
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:04 am

I passed out in during my exam at the VA today. The drs. got a first hand look, which is helpful. B/P was 32/19. "Well there's yer problem!"
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Postby Gord » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:19 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:B/P was 32/19.

Yeah, that'll do it!

Did they pump you full of Agent Orange to refill you?
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Postby TJrandom » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:44 am

Give the man a donut!

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Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:B/P was 32/19.

Yeah, that'll do it!

Did they pump you full of Agent Orange to refill you?

Machine takes my B/P every five minutes. Every ten minutes a nurse drops by to see if I'm still alive. I think they need the room.
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Is she cute?
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Gord wrote:Is she cute?

Her sister drives a tub boat.
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Postby Gord » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:33 pm

That's a yes!
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Postby Jeffk 1970 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:00 pm

I can't think of anything hotter than a nurse with a sister who drives a tub boat.
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Postby TJrandom » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:56 pm

With a BP that low - even a truly ugly nurse might look hot. I suspect they are keeping the hot ones in reserve, to use when BP drops to half of that.

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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:03 pm

I found a few good pics of ladies racing bathtubs but my new Win 10 computer using Bing or Google is not finding linkable images. I'll not post that in grinding my gears, but it is. I assume I'll find the trick to it.

OTHERWISE: some nice glitch fixes in Win 10 like being able to set different default speakers for my HDTV rather than having to go into sound control each time I want to watch anything in my computer on my HDTV. Just the way it should be. MY Intel I-7 8700K 6 Core cpu is the real pleasure though....handling multi-tasking with 12 processors very well and very fast. Every program I really want is operable in Win 10 so that is nice. A few weeks of stability and as GPU's are coming down in price.....will make the jump to Virtual Reality. Future is so bright....I gotta wear a headset.
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TJrandom wrote:With a BP that low - even a truly ugly nurse might look hot. I suspect they are keeping the hot ones in reserve, to use when BP drops to half of that.

The Icelandic Women's Football Team could walk in here naked right now I'd just say "Go Iceys!" and fall asleep.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:With a BP that low - even a truly ugly nurse might look hot. I suspect they are keeping the hot ones in reserve, to use when BP drops to half of that.

The Icelandic Women's Football Team could walk in here naked right now I'd just say "Go Iceys!" and fall asleep.


Seriously, get that man a box of doughnuts and a pot of coffee, stat!!!!!
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The Icelandic Women's Football Team could walk in here naked right now I'd just say "Go Iceys!" and fall asleep.

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Here are the girls from the Icelandic Football Team expressing their relief that you will not be engaging in audience participation with them in the locker room. :D
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Postby Gord » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:00 am

Daaaamn, now I want to play Icelandic Women's Football!

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Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:06 am

Terrific. My future relationship with my new son Augie was already predicted in the 1959 cartoon series "Augie Doggie and Doggy Daddy" by Hanna Barbera Studios, California. :roll:

"The segments centered around the misadventures of a dachshund father-and-son team. Doggie Daddy (voiced by Doug Young, based on a Jimmy Durante impersonation) tried to do the best he could at raising his rambunctious son Augie (voiced by Daws Butler).
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This puts me in the same class as Touché Turtle and Dum Dum, Snagglepuss, Lippy the Lion & Hardy Har Har, Tom & Jerry, Wally Gator and Pixie & Dixie.
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Postby JO 753 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:31 am

Now you know how Jack Slater feelz.
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Gord wrote:Daaaamn, now I want to play Icelandic Women's Football!

  tries to image the rules...  

1. Knickers must be returned at the end of the match.
2. There is no No. 2.
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Augie and Doggy Daddy were DACHSUNDS??? :homealoneface:
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Four hours since I fainted. This {!#%@} has potential.
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:36 pm

Two years ago I bought some Creative Inspire book case speakers at the Thrift Store for $10. "As Is" but I figured at worst the system would just have a blown speaker which is not hard to replace. Never got around to it. Nice $150 system for cheap.

Last week I almost bought a similar book case system on sale on Amazon...but thought I ought to see if what I already had worked or not? So, I found the parts and was dissappointed "figures" that the Main Subwoofer that ties the whole system together has a wired remote that is needed to simply turn the system on. Replacements hard to come by. A few days later, looking for something else, I fell upon the remote control: Yaaaaah!!!!!

Plugged everything in....no joy. Dead Woofer and the two of the four side speaker I had did not work either. A day later I got the woofer to issue a constant dull tone. Why no music? Well....today I got another speaker system that I know works, plugged it in and got the same buzz. What the Hey? Well...for some reason, neither system would play sound from the RCA sourced line inputs. But now...both play sounds using the 3.5mm jacks. I thought I had tried the 3.5mm jacks in my first go around, but must have done something wrong. Easy enough to do when I open the sound control panel on my computer and I have 20 or so speakers to choose from. Confusing ocean of irrelevant info there.

So now....its like Christmas here. Playing ambient sounds. BACK to New Egg to get a 40 foot audio cable. Always some high tech issues to address around here....after the dishes.
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Postby TJrandom » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:35 am

Having completely filled our refrigerator spaces for tomatoes, I juiced many of them today and following that proceeded to juice our `summer oranges`, and found that a 50/50 mix was very tasty. Who knew? I believe a grapefruit would easily substitute. Try it; you`ll like it.

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Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:56 am

Tomato juice should only be polluted with pepper, celery salt, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, Tabasco, and vodka. Poured over ice in a tall glass, with a celery stick for stirring, and a few stuffed olives on a toothpick for nibbling.
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Postby TJrandom » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:19 am

You call her name three times while looking into a mirror - right?

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Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:54 am

Breakfast of champions!
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:09 am

Major Malfunction wrote:Breakfast of champions!

One of my Industrial Arts teachers in high school was named Champion. I think he was a cheap bourbon guy.
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