Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
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Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4833908/Conspiracy-theorist-claim-planet-Nibiru-destroy-Earth.html
The Christian numerologist says so. Very impressive. The atheist numerologist just wouldn't cut the cheese.
Nibiru is sending the "plasmatic energy particles". The end of the world as we know it no longer explained using the pseudo religious terminology of warlocks, witches, Jesuses and angry demons. Now it's "the plasmatic energy particles". That's progress ain't it?
"The flow of energy will disrupt the core flows" Oh, I didn't know that. So the the reason for the Texas flood are clear now; Nibiru's flow of energy.
And who needs science if one can read the bible and look at the pyramids in order to come to any crazy conclusion.
But why does the Daily Mail writer think it's a conspiracy theory. The Christian numerologists are not hiding their theory. It's all in the open (and really crazy) Well, the simple explanation is that his CIA handler told him to write something and make sure that the word "conspiracy theorist" is further disparaged and associated with completely crazy people.
The world will end in a fiery collision in a matter of weeks if one conspiracy theorist is to be believed.
Christian numerologist David Meade has again warned that the mysterious planet 'Nibiru' is about to smash into Earth.
According to his theory, the apocalypse will take place between September 20-23, and the clues are written on the pyramids and in the Bible.
Conspiracy theorists believe the gravitational influence of the 'rogue planet' Nibiru disrupted the orbits of other planets hundreds of years ago.
They claim the next disruptive passage into the inner solar system could happen at any time.
Some claim that this 'planet' is sending 'plasmatic energy particles' through our solar system.
The flow of energy will disrupt the 'core flows' of the Earth and trigger catastrophic changes in Earth's climate.
The Christian numerologist says so. Very impressive. The atheist numerologist just wouldn't cut the cheese.
Nibiru is sending the "plasmatic energy particles". The end of the world as we know it no longer explained using the pseudo religious terminology of warlocks, witches, Jesuses and angry demons. Now it's "the plasmatic energy particles". That's progress ain't it?
"The flow of energy will disrupt the core flows" Oh, I didn't know that. So the the reason for the Texas flood are clear now; Nibiru's flow of energy.
And who needs science if one can read the bible and look at the pyramids in order to come to any crazy conclusion.
But why does the Daily Mail writer think it's a conspiracy theory. The Christian numerologists are not hiding their theory. It's all in the open (and really crazy) Well, the simple explanation is that his CIA handler told him to write something and make sure that the word "conspiracy theorist" is further disparaged and associated with completely crazy people.
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Re: Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
But little Nibiru already showed up. I think I saw it recently being handled by a bunch of guys in Saudi Arabia. An enlightening experience...
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Re: Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
What's that got to do with sheikhing yer booty?
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Re: Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
No worries. Niburu is nearly 20 years too late. Wendy O. Williams died in 1998.Flash wrote:Nibiru is sending the "plasmatic energy particles".
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Re: Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
I think you need a Twitter account.
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It's going to be YUGE!
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Re: Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
Gord wrote:
Oh, that's the title of Frank Zappa's song. I thought that it implied fear.
What's that got to do with sheikhing yer booty?
Oh, that's the title of Frank Zappa's song. I thought that it implied fear.
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Fear?!? I thought it implied dancing!!
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Re: Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
Dancing? Sure but when Nibiru comes, will you be dancing Gord? And it's coming, zooming through space as we speak. The Christian numerologists say so on the Internet. It must be true and I am sure Gorgeous knows all about it. 
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Yes. I will be dancing when Nibiru comes. I will also be dancing when Hell freezes over, and when Drumpf and Dubya get together to publish a list admitting to their own mistakes.
"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
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Yeah, it came during the eclipse but nobody noticed 'cause it was invisible. And hiding behind the Moon. But it was bigger than the Moon, and closer than the Moon. It caused Hurricane Trump.
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"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
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Re: Sheik Yerbouti - Nibiru is coming
September 20 - 23? Does that mean things return to normal on the 24th?
What is normal
What is normal
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The autumnal equinox this year is 22 September; I'm guessing that's why that date range was chosen.
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Nikki Nyx wrote:The autumnal equinox this year is 22 September; I'm guessing that's why that date range was chosen.
Chosen?
Don't they use a random date generator?  |
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And even so, I'm sure they'd only get the blind ones in that pool. |
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They watch Dateline NBC hoping to get lucky |
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What?! Hath it not been written in the prophecy?OlegTheBatty wrote:Nikki Nyx wrote:The autumnal equinox this year is 22 September; I'm guessing that's why that date range was chosen.
Chosen?
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Gord wrote:Fear?!? I thought it implied dancing!!
"Shake your booty" was a song, IIRC.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Gord wrote:Fear?!? I thought it implied dancing!!
"Shake your booty" was a song, IIRC.
Or a way of life.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fZuW-aJsg
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