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Postby Gord » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:47 pm

It's been a while since the last news flurry over cannibalism. Therefore, I predict a cannibalism case is due to hit the news any time soon! 8-)
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Re: Predictions!

Postby rickoshay85 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:49 pm

Gord wrote:It's been a while since the last news flurry over cannibalism. Therefore, I predict a cannibalism case is due to hit the news any time soon! 8-)


Does that mean Hanible Lector is back on the streets?
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Gord » Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:34 pm

Yes, so please be careful when you're driving around playgrounds and schoolyards.
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Gord » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:10 pm

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/technolo ... 48440.post

- Miami police killed Rudy Eugene on May 26 while he was allegedly eating Ronald Poppo's face.
- Maryland authorities said Alexander Kinyua on May 29 admitted to dismembering and eating his roommate's heart and brain.
- Canadian porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta is accused of killing another man with a pick, dismembering body, and eating some of his flesh sometime before May 25.

I don't know my own strength. 8-)




...also, is it just me or does the phrase "allegedly eating Ronald Poppo's face" just seem wrong, somehow?
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Postby vanderpoel » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:05 pm

Gord wrote:http://www.orlandosentinel.com/technology/blog/os-zombie-apocalypse-denied-by-cdc-20120604,0,4748440.post

- Miami police killed Rudy Eugene on May 26 while he was allegedly eating Ronald Poppo's face.
- Maryland authorities said Alexander Kinyua on May 29 admitted to dismembering and eating his roommate's heart and brain.
- Canadian porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta is accused of killing another man with a pick, dismembering body, and eating some of his flesh sometime before May 25.

I don't know my own strength. 8-)
...also, is it just me or does the phrase "allegedly eating Ronald Poppo's face" just seem wrong, somehow?


What, you expect him to allegedly eat his own face?
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Re: Predictions!

Postby rickoshay85 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:14 pm

Gord wrote:It's been a while since the last news flurry over cannibalism. Therefore, I predict a cannibalism case is due to hit the news any time soon! 8-)


Another "end of the world" prediction is also due for the same reason
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Re: Predictions!

Postby bigtim » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:56 pm

the closer we get to December the more freaked out EoW crap will come out.... it'll be all over the interwebs and tv channels... Discovery will be the End of the World channel....
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Postby Gord » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:39 pm

bigtim wrote:... Discovery will be the End of the World channel....

Discovery's always been the End of the World channel.
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Re: Predictions!

Postby bigtim » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:43 pm

Gord wrote:
bigtim wrote:... Discovery will be the End of the World channel....

Discovery's always been the End of the World channel.


sometimes it'st he "Because....Aliens!" Channel
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Postby Gravitycaptain » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:51 am

Prediction is very hard, especially about the future - Yogi Berra


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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:46 am

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Re: Predictions!

Postby rickoshay85 » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:00 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:"Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked?" - Yogi Bear


Hey, hey, hey, I'm smarter than the average bear
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Gord » Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:28 am

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012 ... rrest.html

N.Y. cop arrested in failed cannibalism plot
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS GRAPHIC CONTENT
Posted: Oct 25, 2012 12:29 PM ET
Last Updated: Oct 26, 2012 12:35 AM ET


A New York City police officer dreamed up plots to kidnap, torture, cook and eat at least 100 women whose photos, names and addresses he pulled from a confidential law enforcement database, authorities said Thursday.

Gilbert Valle's fantasies about cannibalizing women — in one, he said he hoped to "cook her over low heat, keep her alive as long as possible" — were described in online fetish chat rooms and emails, and authorities said he was arrested because he was taking steps to carry them out.

:doh:

I do not condone eating people. I just make vague predictions and depend upon chance to suggest I'm psychic.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to make a prediction about a big earthquake! Big one. And when I say "big", I mean to be as vague as possible so that, if so much as a chair falls over, I will put it on my short list of things to claim I predicted.

"Big."
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Postby nmblum88 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:25 pm

Gord wrote:http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/10/25/new-york-police-officer-cannibalism-arrest.html

N.Y. cop arrested in failed cannibalism plot
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS GRAPHIC CONTENT
Posted: Oct 25, 2012 12:29 PM ET
Last Updated: Oct 26, 2012 12:35 AM ET


A New York City police officer dreamed up plots to kidnap, torture, cook and eat at least 100 women whose photos, names and addresses he pulled from a confidential law enforcement database, authorities said Thursday.

Gilbert Valle's fantasies about cannibalizing women — in one, he said he hoped to "cook her over low heat, keep her alive as long as possible" — were described in online fetish chat rooms and emails, and authorities said he was arrested because he was taking steps to carry them out.

:doh:

I do not condone eating people. I just make vague predictions and depend upon chance to suggest I'm psychic.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to make a prediction about a big earthquake! Big one. And when I say "big", I mean to be as vague as possible so that, if so much as a chair falls over, I will put it on my short list of things to claim I predicted.

"Big."


Thanks... no need to take my vitamin then,
And I already have a huge crack on my front porch, from an almost unnoticeable earthquake last year....
Can you advise whether it is worth repairing ( scheduled for this week) or shall I just wait until the whole city, or the part that hasn't fallen into the Pacific, has to be rebuilt?
Also, while your thinking about it, can you explain why anyone lives here?
Sitting, drinking a cup of coffee, typing atop what surely contains within in it the hint of its own ruination, doesn't really fit in with theories of survival as man's primary drive.

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Re: Predictions!

Postby Gord » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:04 am

nmblum wrote:...I already have a huge crack on my front porch, from an almost unnoticeable earthquake last year....
Can you advise whether it is worth repairing ( scheduled for this week) or shall I just wait until the whole city, or the part that hasn't fallen into the Pacific, has to be rebuilt?

Repair the crack, but only if you aren't going to have a big earthquake next week.

Also, while your thinking about it, can you explain why anyone lives here?

I think it's for the weather. Earthquakes don't usually make the weather worse. (Or better, for that matter.)
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Chachacha » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:16 am

Gord wrote:

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to make a prediction about a big earthquake! Big one. And when I say "big", I mean to be as vague as possible so that, if so much as a chair falls over, I will put it on my short list of things to claim I predicted.

"Big."


Mitt Romney can tell you how to retroactively predict it.

Question is, will he?

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Re: Predictions!

Postby Gord » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:26 am

Gord wrote:Speaking of which, I've been meaning to make a prediction about a big earthquake! Big one. And when I say "big", I mean to be as vague as possible so that, if so much as a chair falls over, I will put it on my short list of things to claim I predicted.

"Big."

Y'know, just from the way I worded it, I'm gonna go ahead and call that a hit on the Trump presidential campaign. "Big". And I mean, "huge".
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Postby Angel » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:57 pm

Gord wrote:http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/10/25/new-york-police-officer-cannibalism-arrest.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

N.Y. cop arrested in failed cannibalism plot
WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS GRAPHIC CONTENT
Posted: Oct 25, 2012 12:29 PM ET
Last Updated: Oct 26, 2012 12:35 AM ET


A New York City police officer dreamed up plots to kidnap, torture, cook and eat at least 100 women whose photos, names and addresses he pulled from a confidential law enforcement database, authorities said Thursday.

Gilbert Valle's fantasies about cannibalizing women — in one, he said he hoped to "cook her over low heat, keep her alive as long as possible" — were described in online fetish chat rooms and emails, and authorities said he was arrested because he was taking steps to carry them out.

:doh:

I do not condone eating people. I just make vague predictions and depend upon chance to suggest I'm psychic.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to make a prediction about a big earthquake! Big one. And when I say "big", I mean to be as vague as possible so that, if so much as a chair falls over, I will put it on my short list of things to claim I predicted.

"Big."


The movie about it is just starting :-)
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Angel » Sun Jul 17, 2016 5:21 pm

W5 ~ does fear become fright?
W5 ~ causes thought to become
actions?
W5 ~ on prevention?


Why is it ok to eat spern or semen
but not adults?
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Poodle » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:24 pm

You can swallow a sperm without chewing.

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Re: Predictions!

Postby Angel » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:31 pm

Poodle wrote:You can swallow a sperm without chewing.


R u sure about that?
Have u tried them all? bahaha
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Postby TJrandom » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:33 pm

I was twice chewed up and spit out - by corporations.... All legal, and I profited by it.

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Re: Predictions!

Postby TJrandom » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:34 pm

Angel wrote:
Poodle wrote:You can swallow a sperm without chewing.


R u sure about that?
Have u tried them all? bahaha


Angel, he was speaking to YOU....

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Re: Predictions!

Postby Angel » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:22 pm

TJrandom wrote:I was twice chewed up and spit out - by corporations.... All legal, and I profited by it.


That explains a lot hehe
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Angel » Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:23 pm

TJrandom wrote:
Angel wrote:
Poodle wrote:You can swallow a sperm without chewing.


R u sure about that?
Have u tried them all? bahaha


Angel, he was speaking to YOU....


R u sure?
Maybe it was for you?
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Angel » Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:51 pm

Well it is Monday & Monday is for
health. Ruled by the moon which
also rules cancer.

The only job semen have is to stick
to something & burrow in.
In your mouth it has plenty of places
to live. Teeth ~ tongue ~ cheeks ~
tonsils ~ sinuses ~ eyes ~ ears....
Do they cause tooth decay?
Cancer?

Sorry for blowing ur bj's Lucifer ~ Satan
& The Beast but
health comes first in ur world ;-P

Hmm ~ maybe fire signs r able to
burn it out or maybe only the fire
of God can? 0,o*
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Re: Predictions!

Postby Angel » Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:17 pm

One more thing ~ scientists say children
get tooth decay from the saliva of adults
kissing them on the mouth as adult bacteria
is too much for children. What happens when
an adult with sperm mouth kissed a child?
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Postby TJrandom » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:55 am

Angel wrote:One more thing ~ scientists say children
get tooth decay from the saliva of adults
kissing them on the mouth as adult bacteria
is too much for children. What happens when
an adult with sperm mouth kissed a child?


Let me guess... they become angels? :lol:

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Postby Angel » Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:18 am

TJrandom wrote:
Angel wrote:One more thing ~ scientists say children
get tooth decay from the saliva of adults
kissing them on the mouth as adult bacteria
is too much for children. What happens when
an adult with sperm mouth kisses a child?


Let me guess... they become angels? :lol:


Do u really want them reporting to
God about u?
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Postby TJrandom » Tue Jul 19, 2016 4:39 am

Angel wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Angel wrote:One more thing ~ scientists say children
get tooth decay from the saliva of adults
kissing them on the mouth as adult bacteria
is too much for children. What happens when
an adult with sperm mouth kisses a child?


Let me guess... they become angels? :lol:


Do u really want them reporting to
God about u?


Mom?

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Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jul 19, 2016 5:06 am

:-P
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Postby Angel » Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:44 pm

TJrandom wrote:
Angel wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Angel wrote:One more thing ~ scientists say children
get tooth decay from the saliva of adults
kissing them on the mouth as adult bacteria
is too much for children. What happens when
an adult with sperm mouth kisses a child?


Let me guess... they become angels? :lol:


Do u really want them reporting to
God about u?


Mom?


If u knew my mom u'd not want
her to know anything about u!! 0.0
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Re: Predictions!

Postby TJrandom » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:41 pm

I`ll not post on your mom - not that I know her, or would want to.

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Postby Angel » Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:13 pm

TJrandom wrote:I`ll not post on your mom - not that I know her, or would want to.


It's ok ~ she's dead now.
I ment back when she was alive.
She'd use her evil eye face on you. :evil:
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Re: Predictions!

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:35 pm

Growing up, my mom often smiled and sang. The only evil she occasionally applied was a sharp tongue or a short meeting with her cooking spoon. For some reason it was often in her hand... :scratch:

I think we were fed well. That helped. :-P
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