Beware, fake witches, beware!

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Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby Gord » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:20 am

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/psychic-hi ... -1.3347483

Police in Toronto say a psychic has been charged with pretending to practise witchcraft after a customer allegedly paid more than $100,000 to have an "evil spirit" removed.

Yes indeed, it is in fact a crime to pretend to practice witchcraft in Canada: http://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts ... n-365.html

Every one who fraudulently

(a) pretends to exercise or to use any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment or conjuration,

(b) undertakes, for a consideration, to tell fortunes, or

(c) pretends from his skill in or knowledge of an occult or crafty science to discover where or in what manner anything that is supposed to have been stolen or lost may be found,

is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

:lol: "Undertakes, for a consideration, to tell fortunes"? Aren't all financial advisers witches according to that definition?
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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby KevinLevites » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:01 am

I think all priests, rabbis, ministers, imans, etc. should qualify as witch doctors.

All clergy! All of them!

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Postby KevinLevites » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:05 am

On second thought, perhaps I misspoke.

I wonder how much money I could make if I started my own religion...like L. Ron Hubbard.

I could become the Ascended Master of the Cosmic Heavens or some such. I could even peddle my own holy water!

Somebody stop me...

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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby Gord » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:45 am

I'll let you do it if I get 1% of the profits.
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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:00 am

But what if they aren't pretending? You know....... they really believe.......and any contribution is just for unrelated good will? Like a good massage????
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Postby gorgeous » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:10 pm

(b) undertakes, for a consideration, to tell fortunes, or

(c) pretends from his skill in or knowledge of an occult or crafty science to discover where or in what manner anything that is supposed to have been stolen or lost may be found,
--------I have told my own fortune in my precognitive dreams that come true..........and some future news events.............remote viewers have been proven accurate finding people, objects....the govt does it...police use psychics....and I have enchanted many guys and animals...so there...
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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby Poodle » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:26 pm

I'm fascinated. How is it possible to PROVE that someone is pretending to practise witchcraft?
(Careful what you say. The entire Roman Catholic world is holding its breath).
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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby gorgeous » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:26 pm

indeed
Science Fundamentalism...is exactly what happens when there’s a significant, perceived ideological threat to one’s traditions and identity.

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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby Poodle » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:28 pm

It wasn't an endorsement, gorgeous.

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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby gorgeous » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:29 pm

doesn't matter....they still can't prove it...
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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby Poodle » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:38 pm

Can't prove what?

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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby gorgeous » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:02 pm

pretending to practise witchcraft
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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:06 pm

Poodle wrote:Can't prove what?

That georgie's men-enchanting potions are just cheap sleeping pill-enhanced liquor.
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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby KevinLevites » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:15 pm

bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote:But what if they aren't pretending? You know....... they really believe.......and any contribution is just for unrelated good will? Like a good massage????

A good massage with a..ahem...happy ending?

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Re: Beware, fake witches, beware!

Postby Nikki Nyx » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:36 am

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"She's NOT a witch! Burn her!"
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What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!
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