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Postby fromthehills » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:05 pm

Have you had a hearing test, JO?

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Postby JO 753 » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:26 pm

Yes.

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Postby fromthehills » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:44 pm

I mean lately. Not the one you got in grade school.

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Postby JO 753 » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:50 pm

No.

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Postby JO 753 » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:45 pm

Maybe Pravam iznt a scammer?

todayz email:

3822 Elm st Sacramento CA 95838 that is my address


On Tuesday, November 5, 2013 7:56 PM, "nooalf@aol.com" <nooalf@aol.com> wrote:
I suggest FedEx.

But dont you want to be sure its going to fit? As I understand, the hub and backspace can be different for different steering columns, so thats why I asked what car you have.

I also need to know your address to see what the shiipping charges will be.

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Postby JO 753 » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:47 pm

Hav you been tested for color blindness lately?

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Postby Gord » Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:27 pm

JO 753 wrote:Yes Linguistics.

More. Don't limit your investigations there.
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Postby JO 753 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:34 am

Put the ZOL van on Ebay Classifiedz wich iz different frum the regular Ebay, and Craigz List also.

Got a text that went sumthiung like 'I am very interested in buying your vehicle as soon as possible. please email jfebb @ gmail .kom to veryfy availablity & price'.

Obvious skamr, but I sent 'still available. still 7,000$ unless sumwun offerz more' anyway.

Got this back:

Hello ,

Thanks for your response. I am interested in the immediate purchase. I will take it for the price you've mentioned and I will gladly cover PayPal charges from my end.

I can only make the payment via paypal because it's very safe and secure for both of us. In case you don't have a paypal account I'll advice you to register for one at paypal.com. I have a private pick-up agent that will contact you in-order to handle the pick-up at any location of your choice once the payment is completed.

Question: I'll like you to tell me more about the present mechanical condition, how often do you service it, mechanical history, have you ever experience any mechanical problem with it before and why are you selling it?

Look forward to reading from you at your earliest convenience.

Best Regards,
Tyler.


I replied:

I have a paypal account already, so thats no problem.

The engine has 1 cylinder completely missing, including the connecting rod, so I removed the lifters to close both valves on that cylinder. Unfortunately, I had a neighbor who is supposedly a mechanic look at it before that and he thought it was a carburator problem, so his solution to bolt the carb in upside down makes it waste alot of gas. Then he 'worked' on the transmission. Thats when I realized he is really a clown, because it now starts at 3, shifts down to 1 when it gets to about 20 mph, then 2 from 50 to 62, then back to 1st gear no matter how fast.

But all that could be fixed fairly easily. Its the persistent fleas that make it impossible for me to own. My cats go near it and then I have to spend an hour combing fleas out of their fur! I cant waste so much time. Bug spray fails to solve the problem, even in the winter they are there.

So as soon as you can, please make the purchase.


No dowt he will still urjently need to buy 'the vehicle'. I will inform him that a bidding war haz started and its up 14,000$ alredy.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:07 am

:rotfl:
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Postby kennyc » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:39 am

scrmbldggs wrote::rotfl:



Be sure and tell him about the missing wheel.....

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Postby JO 753 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:54 am

Just in:
Hi again,

Thanks for the info. I'm very much interested and I want you to know that you don't have to surf around looking for buyers because you've just found one. This is a gift for my Dad in Idaho, I hope you understand my eagerness to complete this transaction a.s.a.p...?

I am presently at work in Auckland and won't be back until the 31st of September. Once I transfer the payment, the person handling the pickup will contact you in-order to setup a date and location for pickup and he will also be of assistance concerning the change of ownership by presenting all the documents needed to complete the change of ownership.

This transaction is based on HUGE amount of trust and I expect to see this from your end as it is on mine.

Here is my linkedIn profile: www.linkedin.com/in/ttylmuff/


My reply:
Good to hear that your Dad is a fan!

Sorry that this will be bad news for you, but its great news for me: A bidding war erupted early this morning! Its already over 14,000$!!!!!!

I know you were enthusiastic about such a rare find, so I hope you have the finances to get in on the bids and maybe win. There are 2 more offers in my mailbox just while I write this!

Make an offer & good luck!

p.s. A wheel fell off at the spindle yesterday while I was showing it off to a freind. Lucky I didnt hit anything, but the underside got some damage when it broke and because I drove it home on 3 wheels.


Thanks for the idea, Kenny.
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Postby JO 753 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:52 pm

How much is your fixed price?


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There is no fixed price. The bid is at 17,500 now.
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Re: KoR SKaM

Postby JO 753 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:17 pm

'Tyler Murphy', 3pm:
I will close it at $18000.


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An odd statement. Do you mean that's your highest price?

Unfortunately, its now at 20,000 even. No new bids in the last 25 minutes, but a guy who offered 13,500 plus a classic Harley earlier wrote to tell me what an {!#%@} I am.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:22 pm

:laff:
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Postby JO 753 » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:28 am

Looks like I went to far. I wuz hoping to get a check for 30,000$, but I gess he figured out that he wuz being played.
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