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NASA slave colony on Mars

Postby Flash » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:39 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4654288/Nasa-denies-running-child-slave-colony-Mars.html

Nasa is forced to deny outrageous conspiracy theory that it is running a child slave colony on Mars after wild claims are made by ex-CIA officer
Ex-CIA officer Robert David Steele made the comments on The Alex Jones Show
He claimed that children have been secretly shipped to Mars to work as slaves


You see, NASA was "forced to deny it" so they must be lying.

I suppose this also explains why David Steel is an "ex-CIA" now.

I wonder if he is the same guy who championed the theory that Putin made Trump president? :mrgreen:
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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

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...it's true...
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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

Postby Cadmusteeth » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:26 am

How the hell would that work?

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:36 am

Wait! All my Nasa Child Slave Colony, Mars, stock is worthless?
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Flash wrote:I wonder if he is the same guy who championed the theory that Putin made Trump president? :mrgreen:

No, that was Putin.
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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

Postby Gord » Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:46 am

Oh for {!#%@}'s sake, it's on Wikipedia now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Da ... ony_claims

During a June 2017 guest appearance on the Alex Jones Show, Mr. Steele said, "This may strike your listeners as way out, but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars. It is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride so that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony." Subsequently, a NASA spokesman issued a denial stating that, "There are no humans on Mars."

That's gotta be something they'll want to delete soon. It can't possibly meet their definition of worthiness.
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I believe all 17 US Intelligence Agencies have confirmed this report.
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"There are no humans on Mars."

:hmm: ...that's...too bad...
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So that's where all the Pizzagate child prostitutes were whisked away to! :rotfl:
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"Ex" CIA, lol yeah right. Obvious psy-op is obvious. Try harder guys, tax payers expect better disinformation for their money than this pablum.
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Postby ElectricMonk » Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:23 am

I've been there...
It's more a sort of an extreme fitness spa.
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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

Postby Poodle » Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:36 am

Why, Why, Why????????
I can understand a well-thought-out [sic] conspiracy theory, and I can't help but admire some of the creativity that goes into the best ones. But children as slaves? To do what, ffs?

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Poodle wrote:Why, Why, Why????????
I can understand a well-thought-out [sic] conspiracy theory, and I can't help but admire some of the creativity that goes into the best ones. But children as slaves? To do what, ffs?

According to only the best movies, I believe they've been sent to Mars to grow potatoes in their own faeces.
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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

Postby TJrandom » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:40 am

They are no longer humans... they are Martians.

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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

Postby gorgeous » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:18 pm

sure...nasa never lies...------sex slaves for elites ...just like on earth... NASA clarifies: We don't have child sex slaves on Mars | New York Post



nypost.com/2017/06/30/nasa-clarifies-we-dont-have-child-sex-slaves-on-mars/


2 days ago - The idea that NASA is sending children to be sex slaves
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Postby gorgeous » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:24 pm

theregister uk---Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children," the former g-man continued. "It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested, as well as body parts."
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 02, 2017 2:50 pm

Were any of your ancestor sapient?
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:28 pm

I'm afraid it's simply a plasmid that got away...
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Postby Poodle » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:46 pm

gorgeous wrote:theregister uk---Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children," the former g-man continued. "It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested, as well as body parts."

... because sodomy, of course, doesn't terrorise kids. Thanks for keeping us straight, gorgeous. (By straight, I'm not referring to ... oh, never mind).

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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

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Poodle wrote:Why, Why, Why????????
I can understand a well-thought-out [sic] conspiracy theory, and I can't help but admire some of the creativity that goes into the best ones. But children as slaves? To do what, ffs?


Exactly Poodle!
Is it then meant as a distraction? The Daily Fail is a right wing tabloid and I believe many conspiracy theories have a right wing slant. Who knows.... it must be silly season again.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:14 pm

gorgeous wrote:sure...nasa never lies...------sex slaves for elites ...just like on earth...
The elites on Mars, you mean? :roll:
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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

Postby TJrandom » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:22 pm

Electro432 wrote:
Poodle wrote:Why, Why, Why????????
I can understand a well-thought-out [sic] conspiracy theory, and I can't help but admire some of the creativity that goes into the best ones. But children as slaves? To do what, ffs?


Exactly Poodle!
Is it then meant as a distraction? The Daily Fail is a right wing tabloid and I believe many conspiracy theories have a right wing slant. Who knows.... it must be silly season again.


Wait... did Trump tweet the children on mars `truth`? Well that explains it - fodder for the degenerates… err deplorables… Anything to keep their minds (oxymoron) off of the Death Panel that is the Republican cabal that is trying to sodomize all non-billionaires.

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Postby OlegTheBatty » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:27 pm

Poodle wrote:Why, Why, Why????????
I can understand a well-thought-out [sic] conspiracy theory, and I can't help but admire some of the creativity that goes into the best ones. But children as slaves? To do what, ffs?

To make our shoes, now that the kids in Malaysia have all been recruited as child soldiers. . . . between sex gigs, of course. Waste not, want not.
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Re: NASA slave colony on Mars

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:38 pm

All shoe-making kids recruited? But... what will Iwanka do? :worried:


@TJ Since you mentioned tweets and panels...
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