Illuminati little league

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Illuminati little league

Postby Monster » Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:04 pm

Parents Let Their Kids Name Their Little League Team and Absolutely No One Has Any Regrets ... ball-team/

Summary: Kids choose their team's name. They choose "The Illuminati". Hilarity ensues.

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Re: Illuminati little league

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 27, 2017 4:37 pm

Knocked that one outta the park!
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Re: Illuminati little league

Postby Nobrot » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:18 pm

Their first game resulted in a crushing defeat by the Homoeopaths, who didn't show up.

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Re: Illuminati little league

Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:28 pm

Because abducted by the Alien Reptiles (the many phone calls to 'VOICE' verify that!)

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Re: Illuminati little league

Postby Gord » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:51 pm

Monster wrote:

...Some probably wondered how the kids knew about The Illuminati....

Shhhh, you don't need to know how they knew. Just go to sleep and don't worry about anything. [/soothing voice]

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Re: Illuminati little league

Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:21 pm

Yep. The kid hit the ball with such strength that it was headed out of the stadium, but his team captain was having an OBE and looking down upon himself, when the ball hit him him.

Poor kid was then made his run to home base but it was a secret alien home base, so he couldn't find it. :D

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