Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

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Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby Gord » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:13 pm

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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby Nobrot » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:44 pm

Does anyone in your house own a hacksaw, chainsaw, or large butcher knife?

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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby Poodle » Thu Feb 23, 2017 3:58 pm

I quite deliberately gave it a series of boring, normal responses. It still gave me a 20% chance of being feasted upon.

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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:38 pm

My results say, What are "loved ones"? :purplex:
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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby ElectricMonk » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:46 pm

Stupid quiz.

My friends would never have the patience to fatten me up before eating me.
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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby TJrandom » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:00 pm

51% chance... guess I better eat more green onions.

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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby Gord » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:50 am

Poodle wrote:I quite deliberately gave it a series of boring, normal responses. It still gave me a 20% chance of being feasted upon.

20% of normal people are feasted upon.
"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby TJrandom » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:31 am

`Loved ones` includes pets, right?

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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby Gord » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:12 am

TJrandom wrote:`Loved ones` includes pets, right?

Only if they have access to A1 steak sauce.
"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
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Re: Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Postby TJrandom » Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:24 am

Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:`Loved ones` includes pets, right?

Only if they have access to A1 steak sauce.


Whew! We just have BBQ sauce...


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