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My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:23 am

...to those of you I haven't killed yet. It's been buy around here lately. I'll get to you very soon.

For those of you who can't wait, I suggest driving on the FDR in the rain.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Poodle » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:58 am

Bad day, Gawd?

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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:04 am

No, good day. Bad days I don't apologize.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:01 pm

I don't buy it. :-P
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:03 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:I don't buy it. :-P

You got me. I'd apologize on a bad day, via snail mail, with postage due.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Aztexan » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:02 pm

Apology accepted. You're getting rusty, Gawd.
5 years ago, would I have been able to post this?
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:16 pm

Aztexan wrote:Apology accepted. You're getting rusty, Gawd.
5 years ago, would I have been able to post this?

Dunno. When, exactly, did you learn to read and write?
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Aztexan » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:35 pm

Eelevunth grayd
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Re: My apologies...

Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:38 pm

Aztexan wrote:Eelevunth grayd


:grovel:
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:11 pm

Aztexan wrote:Eelevunth grayd

Ten more that JO got to, then.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:15 pm

Aztexan wrote:Eelevunth grayd

Eelevunth grayd? Oar eelevunth yere in fust grayd?
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Aztexan » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:29 pm

Fust grayd too tymes. Wun and wun is eelevun
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:32 pm

I graduated from kindergarten Phi Beta Twisted Sister.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gord » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:51 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:It's been buy around here lately.

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:I don't buy it. :-P

You got me. I'd apologize on a bad day, via snail mail, with postage due.

They're teasing you fer yer spellin'.

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Aztexan wrote:Eelevunth grayd

Ten more that JO got to, then.

Quit that.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gord » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:53 pm

I took six years of computer science at university. It sounds more impressive than it actually is -- I actually only took one year of computer science, but I took it six times.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:14 am

Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:It's been buy around here lately.

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:I don't buy it. :-P

You got me. I'd apologize on a bad day, via snail mail, with postage due.

They're teasing you fer yer spellin'.

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Aztexan wrote:Eelevunth grayd

Ten more that JO got to, then.

Quit that.

Sorry. I forget hat a few of you can reed.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby TJrandom » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:40 pm

Gord wrote:I took six years of computer science at university. It sounds more impressive than it actually is -- I actually only took one year of computer science, but I took it six times.


You probably would have done better to skip the CS classes and instead taken a job in the DP/IT field - learning on the job.

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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:20 pm

I took "Computer Technology" at Purdue back in the '90s. They taught us COBOL. :(
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Re: My apologies...

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TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:I took six years of computer science at university. It sounds more impressive than it actually is -- I actually only took one year of computer science, but I took it six times.

You probably would have done better to skip the CS classes and instead taken a job in the DP/IT field - learning on the job.

Those fields didn't exist back then, so I had to work at Burger King. We used an abacus instead of a cash register.
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Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:I took six years of computer science at university. It sounds more impressive than it actually is -- I actually only took one year of computer science, but I took it six times.

You probably would have done better to skip the CS classes and instead taken a job in the DP/IT field - learning on the job.

Those fields didn't exist back then, so I had to work at Burger King. We used an abacus instead of a cash register.


I started with wire-board.... tabulator machine. Did Burger King exist?

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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gord » Sat Jul 09, 2016 5:31 am

TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:I took six years of computer science at university. It sounds more impressive than it actually is -- I actually only took one year of computer science, but I took it six times.

You probably would have done better to skip the CS classes and instead taken a job in the DP/IT field - learning on the job.

Those fields didn't exist back then, so I had to work at Burger King. We used an abacus instead of a cash register.

I started with wire-board.... tabulator machine. Did Burger King exist?

Burger King's first burger was the Diplodocus. Didn't sell well, but then they tried the Triceratops and it went over big.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby TJrandom » Sat Jul 09, 2016 6:49 am

Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:I took six years of computer science at university. It sounds more impressive than it actually is -- I actually only took one year of computer science, but I took it six times.

You probably would have done better to skip the CS classes and instead taken a job in the DP/IT field - learning on the job.

Those fields didn't exist back then, so I had to work at Burger King. We used an abacus instead of a cash register.

I started with wire-board.... tabulator machine. Did Burger King exist?

Burger King's first burger was the Diplodocus. Didn't sell well, but then they tried the Triceratops and it went over big.


Yes - but did they actually have the plastic wrap back then?

http://articulo.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM ... mocion-_JM

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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gord » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:04 pm

TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gord wrote:I took six years of computer science at university. It sounds more impressive than it actually is -- I actually only took one year of computer science, but I took it six times.

You probably would have done better to skip the CS classes and instead taken a job in the DP/IT field - learning on the job.

Those fields didn't exist back then, so I had to work at Burger King. We used an abacus instead of a cash register.

I started with wire-board.... tabulator machine. Did Burger King exist?

Burger King's first burger was the Diplodocus. Didn't sell well, but then they tried the Triceratops and it went over big.

Yes - but did they actually have the plastic wrap back then?

http://articulo.mercadolibre.com.mx/MLM ... mocion-_JM

They did. But it was called ooplack back then. (Not to be mistaken for oobleck.)
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:24 pm

The voices are starting again.

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Re: My apologies...

Postby Aztexan » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:37 pm

Hi, Gawd and Gawd's voices. :wave:
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:13 pm

Aztexan wrote:Hi, Gawd and Gawd's voices. :wave:

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Re: My apologies...

Postby Angel » Thu Aug 11, 2016 3:29 pm

Well at least they can't say you never
apologized for anything . :mrgreen: :lol:
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create the greenhouse effect~
deplete the ozone layer~gas go up to burn around the sun making it hotter~the heat will eventually blow up the earth. The bible says no flesh saved alive. Maybe some might live if they make it to the North Pole.
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Clean Up The Earth.
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Re: My apologies...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 11, 2016 3:56 pm

Angel wrote:Well at least they can't say you never
apologized for anything . :mrgreen: :lol:

Yeah, before this I never apologized to a living soul.


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