Definitely Real Quotes

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Definitely Real Quotes

Postby Gord » Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:09 am

Not! It's just the name of the website. The quotes are made up and falsely attributed:

http://definitelyrealquotes.com/?id=0_1

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Hello, 911? I think I just glued a Cabbage Patch doll to my penis. Her name is Addison Earlene. — Albert Einstein


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Ha ha ha! Higher, Papa, toss me higher! Wheeeeeeee! I’m Papa’s little flying fairy! — Confucius


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Yeah I pronounce it ‘pasketti’. Why? Is there another way? — Aristotle


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Does this smell weird to you? I don’t want to eat it if it smells weird. — Marie Curie
"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
"Nullius in verba" -- The Royal Society ["take nobody's word for it"]
#ANDAMOVIE

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Re: Definitely Real Quotes

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:11 am

Good thing you told us those were falsely ascribed.

Much, much, better: the BS our current notables actually do say. Someone started a thread about that which did not go far. I think it depresses too many people. It did me.
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Re: Definitely Real Quotes

Postby Gord » Sun Nov 01, 2015 12:34 pm

I think we can use this to reply to some of "those people".
"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
"Nullius in verba" -- The Royal Society ["take nobody's word for it"]
#ANDAMOVIE


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