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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:07 am

Maybe this iz where they got the idea frum for Jesse Pinkman, bich.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:49 pm

No crash but some damage. :-P


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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon Jul 21, 2014 2:55 am

JO 753 wrote:Funny ending!
Indeed! I love the way the blokes don't even sound excited as their "boat" car floats down the river.

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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:32 am

JO 753 wrote:street brawlz :lol:
I watched it. I wondered if "street brawls" in a country that has military conscription, would be more violent. The video just seems to show the same as street brawls as everywhere else on the planet, with a lot of pushing and shoving and the odd angry punch to the head.

In the old days there was an alcohol problem in Russia and people got drunk at lunch. I wonder if it was more violent then?

Here is a video of Russians having fun in a squad of T-80s. The gunner of the rear T-80 keeps pushing over the bloke in the tank in front of him. "Boys and their toys"

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Postby JO 753 » Sat Jul 26, 2014 5:43 am

Interesting crash stats

Seemz Russia iz a guppy compared to sum other countryz for number and rates uv crash fatalityz, so I assume for total accidents also. China haz the most fatalityz and The Central African Republic haz the greatest per 100,000 vehiclez.

So Russia iz winning the crash video competition kuz they excell at recording accidents.
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Postby JO 753 » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:04 pm

The maroon Lada you see in all theze vidz iz the same wun - they fix it up for the the next crash. Sum uv the wite wunz are it also if they havent finished repainting in time.
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Postby JO 753 » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:07 am

Good motorcycle set

I like the guy near the end who puts the harrassing cyclist in hiz place.

If I were a Terminator, I woud be a little more likely to ride a motorbike... IF I had to!
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Postby JO 753 » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:25 am

Insane genius on meth. No crash, but still very entertaining. I thot he wuz speeking Chekoslovakian or sumthing, kuz it sounded sorta Polish, but frum the comments, its from Brazil, so probably Portugese.
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Postby JO 753 » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:10 am

Vodka Video haz been suspended by Youtube! Bummr.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Monster » Tue Sep 02, 2014 2:16 pm

Vaguely related to the car crash videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU

That was going around the office today. You don't need to understand Russian to appreciate the video.
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Postby JO 753 » Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:14 pm

:lol:

I hate it wen that happenz.

Kinda looked like a setup.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:20 am

Monster wrote:Vaguely related to the car crash videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU

That was going around the office today. You don't need to understand Russian to appreciate the video.


That was brilliant. I love Russia, a country of cat theatres, state organised mayhem and a serious bloke explaining why everything makes sense, at the end of every weird event.
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Postby JO 753 » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:02 am

And I cant train my cats to not pee in the house.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:05 am

JO 753 wrote:Australian krash


My heart goes out to the police. Most country police are normal young local blokes. They have to go out and look at the remains of absolutely horrible car crashes and then take their own kids to school. I'm sort of desensitized to dead humans but normal people are just going to eventually get psychological damage or turn into uncaring robots.

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How did you get desensitized?
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JO 753 wrote:How did you get desensitized?


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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:41 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:...I'm sort of desensitized to dead humans but normal people are just going to eventually get psychological damage or turn into uncaring robots.

Are you saying you're not normal? :mrgreen:
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Postby JO 753 » Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:14 am

Wow. Soundz like you hav my Hollywood desensitizing program beat.

Time to woc Mad Max!
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Postby Monster » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:00 am

No crashes whatsoever, but very related to this thread.

http://vimeo.com/106226560

That video horrified me.
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Postby JO 753 » Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:58 am

Kool! Just wait till most carz are computer controlled.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:05 pm

Monster wrote:No crashes whatsoever, but very related to this thread.

http://vimeo.com/106226560

That video horrified me.

Watch the street light shadows and you can catch some of the camera cuts. Not bad but there's some things you just can't hide.
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Postby JO 753 » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:48 pm

If you really need to krash, dont hit the end uv a gard rail!
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:27 pm

JO 753 wrote:Kool! Just wait till most carz are computer controlled.

Some people are already computer controlled.
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access denied!
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Postby octopus1 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:16 am

Why do I always feel a little less... "coherent"... after watching these videos :scratch:

"Did you see that!? That car just totally hit the other one!!"
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Postby JO 753 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:23 am

gets to be a blur after a wile. Bubble gum for the brain.
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Postby JO 753 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 6:54 pm

G in the Firefly forum provided this link to a good article about Russian crash vidz.
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:24 am

I love the slang words for people in the videos.

поциент – "Patient." The poor bastard, the dumb idiot in the video getting pulverized, run over or smashed into. A wordplay of "potz," the Russian translation of the Yiddish "schmuck."

летчик – "Pilot." The idiot who zooms by and crashes in the grand finale of a video.

слабоумие и отвага – "Courage and dementia."

последние секунды жизни – "Last seconds of life." Videos featuring persons before and after fatal accidents.

кетай как всегда пиздец – "China is always {!#%@}." Clips from China that feature severe crashes and frequently feature passerbys ignoring the bodies and car debris.

кирпичи – "Bricks" (as in "shitting bricks.") The audio track often features the driver panting or shouting the entire Russian vocabulary of swears at the top of their lungs. Used for videos with near misses or close shaves."

железобетонное очко – "Anus of Concrete." Honorific given to drivers who, faced with sudden danger like a huge truck coming head-on, remain calm, only saying "shoot" or "darn" quietly in the background, and efficiently steer away from danger, displaying some seriously {!#%@} great driving skills.

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Postby JO 753 » Wed Sep 24, 2014 1:20 am

I'm going to hav to check out the non Youtube video link there. But, maybe I'll be sorry I did.
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Postby octopus1 » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:58 am

JO 753 wrote:I'm going to hav to check out the non Youtube video link there. But, maybe I'll be sorry I did.


Well I wish you the bst of luck with that.
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Postby Gord » Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:19 am

JO 753 wrote:YIKES!

I see dead people. :(
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