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Delirium dreamins - he fed himself to a beastie! :shock:
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What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!
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What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!
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Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:07 pm

Nikki Nyx wrote:Image

I worked closely with a guy who had a water addiction, to the point he'd carry a CamelSack and drink 4 litres of water on an 8-hours shift. Not even in a hot environment.

One day on a plane, when he was complaining about how thirsty he was without his CamelSack, I looked at him and said, "You know, if this plane crashes in the desert and we both happen to survive, I'm going to have to kill you."

He looked shocked and asked, "Why?"

"Because you'll drink all the water."

And I went back to my book...

I meant it as a joke, but apparently he took it seriously. From thence he learnt he could survive quite happily on a quarter of what he was drinking.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Austin Harper » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:27 pm

My wife is constantly drinking water. I'm not sure how much she goes through in a day but I'd guess 2-3 liters. I used to drink almost no water, maybe 250 mL per day. Most of my liquid intake was coffee (about 1 L/day) and beer (about 500 mL/day). I recently had a kidney stone, probably partially due to that mix, but also heavily due to my diet (lots of spinach and nuts). I'm working on adjusting my diet to increase water intake to 750 mL, decrease coffee to 500 mL.
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One strong coffee, with a glass of water chaser. A soft drink with a water chaser. And at least a litre of beer, with a pint of water chaser.

My dentist recommended all the water bits.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:23 pm

Some of my medication makes me very thirsty. I tried drinking things that taste good to make adding that fluid more fun, but the $100/bottle scotch turned out to be a poorly thought out plan.
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Pre-existing condition?
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Major Malfunction wrote:I worked closely with a guy who had a water addiction, to the point he'd carry a CamelSack and drink 4 litres of water on an 8-hours shift. Not even in a hot environment.
Yeesh...I didn't drink that much water in the dead of summer while doing heavy labor.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:45 pm

IKR? In tropical regions, I only recommend four litres of light beer per shift.
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Major Malfunction wrote:Pre-existing condition?

No, nothing like that happened before I was born.
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These things creep up on ya...
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Major Malfunction wrote:These things creep up on ya...

Every time I get a new doctor and my file is reviewed the same question is heard: "How is it you are still alive?"
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You should change your ringtone.
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Major Malfunction wrote:You should change your ringtone.

Eh?
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Huh. Never mind. Maybe you should get your ears checked while you're there. :P
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When your English persona surfaces I want a word.
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Which one?
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Yes.
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Jolly good game, old sport, old chap!
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:These things creep up on ya...

Every time I get a new doctor and my file is reviewed the same question is heard: "How is it you are still alive?"

Every time I get a new doctor, the previous doctor refused to give up my medical records. They claim my records belong to the doctors.

Every new doctor, I get a clean slate! :lol:
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Dead doctors don't talk. Am I right?
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So do dead patients. Gord's former doctors are waiting for him to expire so they can publish their withheld loot and win great goodies. :-P
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Apparently you can even win a gold buckle.
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Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:These things creep up on ya...

Every time I get a new doctor and my file is reviewed the same question is heard: "How is it you are still alive?"

Every time I get a new doctor, the previous doctor refused to give up my medical records. They claim my records belong to the doctors.

Every new doctor, I get a clean slate! :lol:

They had to pass laws that said our medical records were our personal information and we had a right to them.
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Cadmusteeth wrote:http://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/bluechair/ep-136-flavors-of-fear/viewer?title_no=199&episode_no=176

It's funny 'cause it's true.
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Nikki Nyx wrote:
Cadmusteeth wrote:http://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/bluechair/ep-136-flavors-of-fear/viewer?title_no=199&episode_no=176

It's funny 'cause it's true.

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Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:These things creep up on ya...

Every time I get a new doctor and my file is reviewed the same question is heard: "How is it you are still alive?"

Every time I get a new doctor, the previous doctor refused to give up my medical records. They claim my records belong to the doctors.

Every new doctor, I get a clean slate! :lol:


All I get is a lollipop, but only if I cry a lot. :frown:
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OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:These things creep up on ya...

Every time I get a new doctor and my file is reviewed the same question is heard: "How is it you are still alive?"

Every time I get a new doctor, the previous doctor refused to give up my medical records. They claim my records belong to the doctors.

Every new doctor, I get a clean slate! :lol:


All I get is a lollipop, but only if I cry a lot. :frown:

I get paddle marks if I'm bad. On the chest. Some yelling of "clear!" involved.
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Cadmusteeth wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
Cadmusteeth wrote:http://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/bluechair/ep-136-flavors-of-fear/viewer?title_no=199&episode_no=176

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Yep

What is it? I can't see it. All I get is a little green square.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:These things creep up on ya...

Every time I get a new doctor and my file is reviewed the same question is heard: "How is it you are still alive?"

Every time I get a new doctor, the previous doctor refused to give up my medical records. They claim my records belong to the doctors.

Every new doctor, I get a clean slate! :lol:


All I get is a lollipop, but only if I cry a lot. :frown:

I get paddle marks if I'm bad. On the chest. Some yelling of "clear!" involved.

You're lucky. If I get any yelling involved with my paddling, it's for security.
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Gord wrote:
Cadmusteeth wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
Cadmusteeth wrote:http://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/bluechair/ep-136-flavors-of-fear/viewer?title_no=199&episode_no=176

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Yep

What is it? I can't see it. All I get is a little green square.

You have to scroll down after clicking the link.

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Cadmusteeth wrote:
Gord wrote:
Cadmusteeth wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
Cadmusteeth wrote:http://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/bluechair/ep-136-flavors-of-fear/viewer?title_no=199&episode_no=176

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Yep

What is it? I can't see it. All I get is a little green square.

You have to scroll down after clicking the link.

All I see are these:

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