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scrmbldggs wrote:Christian Science Society (Dixon)

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I've been to this barracks in San Diego before they "reformatted" it.
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scrmbldggs wrote:Christian Science Society (Dixon)

From the southern hemisphere, it looks like a droopy dick.
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scrmbldggs wrote:Christian Science Society (Dixon)

From the southern hemisphere, it looks like an informative droopy dick.

fify :-P
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:51 pm

I didn't say it was informative! Lies!

But the man in the Moon is actually a rabbit.
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Major Malfunction wrote:I didn't say it was informative! Lies!

But the man in the Moon is actually a rabbit.

Now that China owns the Moon, anyway.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Now that China owns the Moon, anyway.

From a very pragmatic perspective, why not? They'll possibly do a better job, cheaper, and won't complain if a few millions die doing it.

Someone has to.
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Major Malfunction wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Now that China owns the Moon, anyway.

From a very pragmatic perspective, why not? They'll possibly do a better job, cheaper, and won't complain if a few millions die doing it.

Someone has to.
Ever read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Now that China owns the Moon, anyway.

From a very pragmatic perspective, why not? They'll possibly do a better job, cheaper, and won't complain if a few millions die doing it.

Someone has to.
Ever read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?

I haven't, but I have read some Heinlein.

Perhaps, instead of distracting this thread, we go to a new thread. What are we willing to pay for space, money and lives? You've got the best title, so you kick it off.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:20 pm

Just pointing out that the Lunatics dropped rocks on Earth from the Moon. Very cheap. Very dangerous.
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Re: Funny image thread

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Plastic butter knives come in a variety of bold colours.
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I come here for the funny pictures, dammit!
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Aztexan wrote:I come here for the funny pictures, dammit!
:shakefist:

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Postby Gord » Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:31 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Christian Science Society (Dixon)

Spoiler:
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Spoiler:
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"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:47 pm

What's your pecker?

I mean POINT?
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Re: Funny image thread

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While corporations are people, buildings can't be dicks.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Aztexan wrote:I come here for the funny pictures, dammit!
:shakefist:

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:clapping:
I gave you the clap
tee hee
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:ahoy:
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Since it was such a beautiful day, Professor G.O. Rilla decided to hold his Philosophy 101 lecture outside.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:26 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Christian Science Society (Dixon)

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I've been to this barracks in San Diego before they "reformatted" it.
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Newmarket Health Center...safe to assume they have an OB/GYN wing?
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In a thousand years, aliens are gonna think these are landing sites.
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Newmarket Health Center... that took guts. And they are showing. :-P
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Aztexan wrote:I come here for the funny pictures, dammit!
:shakefist:

I once built a beautiful snowman, and when I came back the next day, someone had shat on it for a hat.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:48 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Newmarket Health Center... that took guts. And they are showing. :-P

It's a dick.

Circumcised.

Obviously advocating for genital mutilation.
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Major Malfunction wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Newmarket Health Center... that took guts. And they are showing. :-P

It's a dick.

Circumcised.

Obviously advocating for genital mutilation.

:| Funnel cake shaped is an Oz thing? Duck! :?


(I'm talking about them ducts 'n stuff on the abdomen roof. :lol:)
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...the thing even has kneecaps! :laff:
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The architecture looks Mayan.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:13 pm

Poor thing has microcephaly. And sharp force trauma to the right lung from that Google Maps pin.
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Nailed it.
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:lol:
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Obviously the Foreskin of the Gods.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jun 30, 2017 11:59 pm

It looks like the poor guy was hiking, decided to stop for a call of nature, inadvertently disturbed some underground bees—who stung the cause of the disturbance—and is jumping around in agony. Note the redness and swelling. :wgrin:
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I thought it was a new Dr. Who villain.
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Seems Nikki sez it's a woodpecker.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:52 am

Maybe it was the architect's way of saying, "Bite me...I quit!"
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Re: Funny image thread

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Major Malfunction wrote:
Aztexan wrote:I come here for the funny pictures, dammit!
:shakefist:

I once built a beautiful snowman, and when I came back the next day, someone had shat on it for a hat.


Next time make him taller.
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Aztexan wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:I once built a beautiful snowman, and when I came back the next day, someone had shat on it for a hat.

Next time make him taller.

Have you grown?
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Major Malfunction wrote:
Aztexan wrote:I come here for the funny pictures, dammit!
:shakefist:

I once built a beautiful snowman, and when I came back the next day, someone had shat on it for a hat.

So much for white privilege.
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