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Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:57 am

It is traditional in an australian office environment to have a "porn star" name so your co workers can make fun of you if you ever get a "root".

FIRST NAME = the name of your first pet
SECOND NAME = the name of the first street you lived in.

Therefore as my first dog was "Marco Polo" and I lived in "Almora Street", Balmoral Beach my porn star name is Marco Almora (porn star)

Feel free to ad your own real porn star names using your first pet and first street. .

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Postby Hex » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:04 am

Puddy Georgina... seriously.
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:41 am

Hex wrote:Puddy Georgina... seriously.


"OHHHH...AAAARRHHH OOHHHH Do it to me Puddy....Go on and use that big thing on me Puddy Georgina"
It works for me.

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Postby Gord » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:49 am

Gypsy Newman. 8-)

(Actually, that's assuming "my first pet" was actually the first pet I owned, rather than the first pet my family owned. If it's the latter, I'd be either Bootsy Newman or Mr. Fish Newman.)
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Postby Paul » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:18 am

Lady Pine ;)
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Postby Martin Brock » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:18 pm

Frisky Jericho - I'm not a porn star, but I play one on PCs.
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Postby bigtim » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:52 pm

King Broadway
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:09 pm

Marca.

The first street I lived on was a road without a name. When it eventually was named, the city gave it our family name as my family pioneered the area. I won't use it here.

My mother was looking after someone's cat for the summer, and it had kittens. My father named one Marco Polo, but when it was old enough to sex, he turned out to be a she, so I changed her name to Marca and dropped the Polo. So, my first pet and Matthews first pet were named Marco Polo. Is there a psychic in the house who can explain this?
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Postby brauneyz » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:31 pm

My street was Second Ave., so I guess that makes me Brunhilde, the Second.

Brunhilde II? :?
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Postby Gord » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:37 pm

brauneyz wrote:Brunhilde II? :?

You are your own sequel! :mrgreen:
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Postby brauneyz » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:50 pm

Gord wrote:
brauneyz wrote:Brunhilde II? :?

You are your own sequel! :mrgreen:

Most sequels are crap, so that seems about right. :lol:
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:18 pm

We are almost there.....I just need a few more names before starting on the artwork.

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Starring, as you have never seen them before, Puddy Georgina, Gypsy Newman, Lady Pine, Frisky Jericho, "Marca", King Broadway, Bunhilde II, Marco Almora.

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Postby Aztexan » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:54 pm

*in my best Barry White voice*
Blackie Mockingbird, baby.
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Postby brauneyz » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:02 pm

ruben lopez wrote:*in my best Barry White voice*
Blackie Mockingbird, baby.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

This is the most fun I've had here in days. Thank you.

If we were allowed to use second pets/streets I could claim Hildegarde Clinton. No kidding. Hildy Clinton!

Matthew, can we change the rules? I am a born again porn star and I reserve the right to change my name upon rebirth. Huh? Pretty please?
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Postby Aztexan » Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:20 pm

Matthew's don't post here no more. Call him Marco.
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Postby brauneyz » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:01 am

ruben lopez wrote:Matthew's don't post here no more. Call him Marco.

My bad. Sorry Marco. :frown:

If Marco grew up with dogs, how come he now lives with cats? Cats are gay. Sorry too, to Marca. :frown:

:D :D :D
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brauneyz wrote:
ruben lopez wrote:Matthew's don't post here no more. Call him Marco.

My bad. Sorry Marco. :frown:

If Marco grew up with dogs, how come he now lives with cats? Cats are gay. Sorry too, to Marca. :frown:

:D :D :D


It was hard enough to get my father to stop confusing me with our dog. He would often say at breakfast "I'm going to drive Marco and Tom to school". My mother would say "You mean Matthew" This is a problem in military families that get split up alot and then get put back together as though nothing had changed.

As for the animals, my parent ran a menagerie with guinea pigs, dogs, cats, budgies, crabs, fish, other peoples children, lizards, Malaysian academics escaping anti chinese riots, mice, "peach face" galahs and a strange cat like animal that Dad brought back from NewGuinea via the RAAF that sat in the swimming pool all day.

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Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:14 am

brauneyz wrote:
ruben lopez wrote:Matthew's don't post here no more. Call him Marco.

My bad. Sorry Marco. :frown:

If Marco grew up with dogs, how come he now lives with cats? Cats are gay. Sorry too, to Marca. :frown:

:D :D :D


The existence of gay pornstars just goes to show that there is porn suitable for all tastes nowadays.
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Matthew Ellard wrote:It was hard enough to get my father to stop confusing me with our dog. He would often say at breakfast "I'm going to drive Marco and Tom to school". My mother would say "You mean Matthew" This is a problem in military families that get split up alot and then get put back together as though nothing had changed.

Same thing happened in my family, but that was just 'cause there were six kids. ;) I got called everything, from my mother's name to the dog's name to the name of the newspaper my father was reading.
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Matthew Ellard wrote:We are almost there.....I just need a few more names before starting on the artwork.

HOT ADULT ACTION
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"Confessions of a late night skeptic"
Starring, as you have never seen them before, Puddy Georgina, Gypsy Newman, Lady Pine, Frisky Jericho, "Marca", King Broadway, Bunhilde II, Marco Almora.

I want a penis double.
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:04 am

We need more wine in the green room. Somebody drank it all.


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Martin Brock wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:We are almost there.....I just need a few more names before starting on the artwork.

HOT ADULT ACTION
Penthouse "Black Label" home videos presents
"Confessions of a late night skeptic"
Starring, as you have never seen them before, Puddy Georgina, Gypsy Newman, Lady Pine, Frisky Jericho, "Marca", King Broadway, Bunhilde II, Marco Almora.

I want a penis double.

It takes a confident man to admit his short comings. ;)
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Postby brauneyz » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:50 am

Martin Brock wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:We are almost there.....I just need a few more names before starting on the artwork.

HOT ADULT ACTION
Penthouse "Black Label" home videos presents
"Confessions of a late night skeptic"
Starring, as you have never seen them before, Puddy Georgina, Gypsy Newman, Lady Pine, Frisky Jericho, "Marca", King Broadway, Bunhilde II, Marco Almora.

I want a penis double.

Well, if we're ordering, I'll take a double penis, as well. :D
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Postby vanderpoel » Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:00 am

Dutch Regent. I require a full-time fluffer and I donʻt do homos. :mrgreen:
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vanderpoel wrote:Dutch Regent. I donʻt do homos. :mrgreen:


Me either, but Hot Bi-Babes are ok.
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:18 am

Gord wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:It was hard enough to get my father to stop confusing me with our dog. He would often say at breakfast "I'm going to drive Marco and Tom to school". My mother would say "You mean Matthew" This is a problem in military families that get split up alot and then get put back together as though nothing had changed.

Same thing happened in my family, but that was just 'cause there were six kids. ;) I got called everything, from my mother's name to the dog's name to the name of the newspaper my father was reading.


Perhaps this is quite common. I never took offence. My mother's trick was to change my name to "Matt squares" which she lifted from a carpet tile advert and this is what my father calls me today. ( I'm serious)

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Matthew Ellard wrote:
Gord wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:It was hard enough to get my father to stop confusing me with our dog. He would often say at breakfast "I'm going to drive Marco and Tom to school". My mother would say "You mean Matthew" This is a problem in military families that get split up alot and then get put back together as though nothing had changed.

Same thing happened in my family, but that was just 'cause there were six kids. ;) I got called everything, from my mother's name to the dog's name to the name of the newspaper my father was reading.


Perhaps this is quite common. I never took offence. My mother's trick was to change my name to "Matt squares" which she lifted from a carpet tile advert and this is what my father calls me today. ( I'm serious)

My mother called me Charlie Brown, and everyone else she called Snoopy. :|

My father's trick was to ask "who are you?" before engaging in a conversation. Or "which one of them are you?"
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Postby Fabius » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:15 am

Dinky Fawnbrake. Sounds like someone from a P.G. Woodhouse novel.:)
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Postby florrie64 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:30 am

In the UK version u combine your first pets name with your mother's maiden name and so being a Brit I'm..........



JETT BRYAN !
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:37 pm

florrie64 wrote:In the UK version u combine your first pets name with your mother's maiden name and so being a Brit I'm..........



JETT BRYAN !



It was a UK game that we started playing in Australia. "Jett Bryan" is a pretty good "porn" name but the person who posted before you, "Dinky Fawnbrake", is obviously a member of the "10 inch club" with a name like that.

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Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:15 am

I have noticed that some male members have requested penis body doubles for "Confessions of a night-time Skeptic". I have already made an allowance for this based on the assumption that males posting on internet forums when they should be with girlfriends probably need penis "body doubles".

( Thanks for the 30 close up photos "BigTim". But people will recognise you if you stand in for every male member in the "below the belt" action shots)

However, my problem is contracting a professional "stunt penis". In "Confessions of a night-time Skeptic" there is a scene in Bill Clinton's presidential cabinet debating science with skeptics. Bill has already agreed to play himself but no male member here has put their hands up for the nude scene with Madelaine Albright underneath the Oval Office desk. Our on-staff "viagra technician" doubts the technology exists for this scene yet but my fingers are still crossed.

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Postby Aztexan » Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:24 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Damn, Matthew, I mean, Marco, this is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time.

Since I like women in power, I'll take one for the team and do a scene with Madeline Albright.
I have certain demands, though.
1) No one has to know. Especially me.
2) That means liquor. Lots of liquor.
3) Dim lighting. As in the "off" position.
4) Did I mention liquor and lots of it?
5) Some Motown music piped through a PA system.
6) I want the phone number of Van's fluffer.
7) You have liquor, right?
8) Cash up front.
9) I'm sorry, this is Madeline's list of demands. I'll send you mine at a later date.
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Postby brauneyz » Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:34 am

ruben lopez wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
Damn, Matthew, I mean, Marco, this is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time.

Since I like women in power, I'll take one for the team and do a scene with Madeline Albright.
I have certain demands, though.
1) No one has to know. Especially me.
2) That means liquor. Lots of liquor.
3) Dim lighting. As in the "off" position.
4) Did I mention liquor and lots of it?
5) Some Motown music piped through a PA system.
6) I want the phone number of Van's fluffer.
7) You have liquor, right?
8) Cash up front.
9) I'm sorry, this is Madeline's list of demands. I'll send you mine at a later date.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

How does a woman hold her liquor?

By the ears. :mrgreen:
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Postby vanderpoel » Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:45 am

brauneyz wrote:
ruben lopez wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
Damn, Matthew, I mean, Marco, this is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time.

Since I like women in power, I'll take one for the team and do a scene with Madeline Albright.
I have certain demands, though.
1) No one has to know. Especially me.
2) That means liquor. Lots of liquor.
3) Dim lighting. As in the "off" position.
4) Did I mention liquor and lots of it?
5) Some Motown music piped through a PA system.
6) I want the phone number of Van's fluffer.
7) You have liquor, right?
8) Cash up front.
9) I'm sorry, this is Madeline's list of demands. I'll send you mine at a later date.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

How does a woman hold her liquor?

By the ears. :mrgreen:

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Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:10 am

ruben lopez wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
Damn, Matthew, I mean, Marco, this is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time.

Since I like women in power, I'll take one for the team and do a scene with Madeline Albright.
I have certain demands, though.
1) No one has to know. Especially me.
2) That means liquor. Lots of liquor.
3) Dim lighting. As in the "off" position.
4) Did I mention liquor and lots of it?
5) Some Motown music piped through a PA system.
6) I want the phone number of Van's fluffer.
7) You have liquor, right?
8) Cash up front.
9) I'm sorry, this is Madeline's list of demands. I'll send you mine at a later date.


Madelaine has specifically asked for you for these scenes. I asked he why the sudden change of heart from Brad Pitt for the sex scenes. She pointed out that she works for Angela Jolie negotiating new children purchases so she didn't want to endanger her income. Bill Clinton also asked for you but that was on a "tip" from Nancy Reagan. Nancy says your lack of acting was a "little rushed" but easily compensated by your enthusiasm near the end of each scene.

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Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:21 am

vanderpoel wrote: :tease:


Dear Vanderpoel, I assume, as director, you are satisfied with the shooting scripts I have sent you so far? I'm still unhappy with the holocaust denial conference set-up as I think we need more spoken dialogue before the first nude debating scene. Remember this is the "romantic" "soft" "touchy feely" part of the movie so I will follow your experience in this area. Any thoughts?

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Postby Aztexan » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:59 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:
ruben lopez wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
Damn, Matthew, I mean, Marco, this is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time.

Since I like women in power, I'll take one for the team and do a scene with Madeline Albright.
I have certain demands, though.
1) No one has to know. Especially me.
2) That means liquor. Lots of liquor.
3) Dim lighting. As in the "off" position.
4) Did I mention liquor and lots of it?
5) Some Motown music piped through a PA system.
6) I want the phone number of Van's fluffer.
7) You have liquor, right?
8) Cash up front.
9) I'm sorry, this is Madeline's list of demands. I'll send you mine at a later date.


Madelaine has specifically asked for you for these scenes. I asked he why the sudden change of heart from Brad Pitt for the sex scenes. She pointed out that she works for Angela Jolie negotiating new children purchases so she didn't want to endanger her income. Bill Clinton also asked for you but that was on a "tip" from Nancy Reagan. Nancy says your lack of acting was a "little rushed" but easily compensated by your enthusiasm near the end of each scene.


What are you saying, Marco?
Define "a little rushed".
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:31 am

ruben lopez wrote: What are you saying, Marco?
Define "a little rushed".


I'm not saying anything. It is simply good news that we can film your entire sex scene using a 3 minute Panavision film cartridge. Think of the saving we make in the "cost to complete" budget in film stock For "Confessions of a night-time Australian" I had to shoot the aussies on C-180 video tapes and telecine it to film!

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Postby Aztexan » Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:34 am

:lol:
That 3 minutes includes 170 seconds of foreplay, you know.
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Re: Checking the "porn star" names of members.

Postby brauneyz » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:13 pm

ruben lopez wrote: :lol:
That 3 minutes includes 170 seconds of foreplay, you know.

I'm sure you'll win an Oscar for Best Short Film, but I'm bowing out right now and waiting to be contacted for the epic version. Brunhilde II is a star, after all! :star:
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