Toooooooooo cute!

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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 20, 2017 11:19 am

Too bad it didn't work out that way.

1975 is best.

Doublets and hose are so much cooler than bell bottoms. :pr:
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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

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yearp

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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

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Dafuq?
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Better? :-P
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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby fromthehills » Sun May 21, 2017 3:44 am

scrmbldggs wrote:
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Better? :-P


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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 21, 2017 12:22 pm

I haven't listened to that band since Tull died.

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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun May 21, 2017 10:12 pm

:hmm: Too seedy?* ;)





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scrmbldggs wrote:
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Better? :-P


That's the one that savaged Gord


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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Major Malfunction » Mon May 22, 2017 2:23 pm

Gord wrote:Ah yes, the 70s, I remember them well:


The amount of accuracy is shocking! :heh:

It's good to see men taking back men's fashions.
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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

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Gord wrote:Ah yes, the 70s, I remember them well:


The amount of accuracy is shocking! :heh:

It's good to see men taking back men's fashions.

Where?
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Major Malfunction wrote:It's good to see men taking back men's fashions.

Where?

You mean you don't wear a tunic over leggings and highheels?

Pah! No class, whatsoever...
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Major Malfunction wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:It's good to see men taking back men's fashions.

Where?

You mean you don't wear a tunic over leggings and highheels?

Pah! No class, whatsoever...

Nope, don't wear pants.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon May 22, 2017 3:05 pm

Scottish? Me too.
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Major Malfunction wrote:Scottish? Me too.

You can easily get kilt going out like that.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon May 22, 2017 3:17 pm

One of the worst jobs in the world is being an apprentice carpenter to a Scot on a ladder.
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Postby Cadmusteeth » Mon May 22, 2017 4:28 pm

Moments​ you wish nuralizors were real.

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:It's good to see men taking back men's fashions.

Where?

You mean you don't wear a tunic over leggings and highheels?

Pah! No class, whatsoever...

Nope, don't wear pants.

Tunic and high heels only? Got pics? :-P
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon May 22, 2017 4:48 pm

Cadmusteeth wrote:Moments​ you wish nuralizors were real.

I'm not even kidding. He wore those '80s "jogging shorts".
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Postby scrmbldggs » Mon May 22, 2017 5:03 pm

Y'all should ask them to get their hands on a pair of these.

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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

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scrmbldggs wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:It's good to see men taking back men's fashions.

Where?

You mean you don't wear a tunic over leggings and highheels?

Pah! No class, whatsoever...

Nope, don't wear pants.

Tunic and high heels only? Got pics? :-P

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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon May 22, 2017 5:21 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Y'all should ask them to get their hands on a pair of these.

He was adverse to modern ball-hugging polymer technology.

There's a job to be done, but where do you look?
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Postby ElectricMonk » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:28 am

sooooo adorable !
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:04 am

There's so much information compressed in that little GIF.

Sheeps and cows smash heads for mates, so they have that in common. This cow knows the sheep's gots no chance, and doesn't give a {!#%@}.
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Major Malfunction wrote:There's so much information compressed in that little GIF.

Sheeps and cows smash heads for mates, so they have that in common. This cow knows the sheep's gots no chance, and doesn't give a {!#%@}.

The cow didn't make the appropriate response, so the sheep dropped it.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:18 pm

Yep. They both know who wins this competition.

But they're both fulfilling their programming.

Mock combat.

Humans do it too. We call it sport. It's just for fun.
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The emotional side of me immediately wants a fox as a pet.
The practical side of me thinks it would be worse than the Husky/American Dingo mix I already have, insofar as being difficult to train, misbehaving, and nipping.
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Postby Cadmusteeth » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:31 pm

I've saw a program where people were breading foxes that behaved more like dogs. They even have curled tails like some dog breads.

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Nikki Nyx wrote:The emotional side of me immediately wants a fox as a pet.
The practical side of me thinks it would be worse than the Husky/American Dingo mix I already have, insofar as being difficult to train, misbehaving, and nipping.

Wait 'til one goes into heat. You'll be shed if it quickly.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:The emotional side of me immediately wants a fox as a pet.
The practical side of me thinks it would be worse than the Husky/American Dingo mix I already have, insofar as being difficult to train, misbehaving, and nipping.

Wait 'til one goes into heat. You'll be shed if it quickly.
No worries. I've already beaten down the emotional side of me with a large stick. :mrgreen: I've got juvenile foxes in my backyard, and I get to watch them every night through the picture window...that'll suffice.
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Postby Gord » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:14 pm

Cadmusteeth wrote:I've saw a program where people were breading foxes that behaved more like dogs. They even have curled tails like some dog breads.

They sound delicious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_D ... ed_Red_Fox
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Science Fundamentalism...is exactly what happens when there’s a significant, perceived ideological threat to one’s traditions and identity.

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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:28 pm

If a girl invited me back to her place, and I saw this... I'd have to politely decline.

Yeah nah.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:33 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:If a girl invited me back to her place, and I saw this... I'd have to politely decline.

Yeah nah.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:14 pm

I think that's standing in the corner to the left. :-P
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:29 pm

Fun is subjective. And I'm not the subject.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:02 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:Fun is subjective. And I'm not the subject.

I would be objective...
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