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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:48 pm

If I could read Norwegian...
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Monster » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:12 pm

Nikki Nyx wrote:
Monster wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
Spoiler:
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You're not black metal if your logo is legible.

This is absolutely spot on.
Yep. Actual logos...
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Oh, I know. I listen to black metal and death metal and I've seen plenty of those things.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Nikki Nyx » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:39 pm

Monster wrote:Oh, I know. I listen to black metal and death metal and I've seen plenty of those things.
In my side yard, there's a pile of branches waiting to be burned. I snapped a pic of them and posted it on FB with the comment, "Free black metal logos! No delivery." Sadly, I got no takers.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:04 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, the United States of {!#%@}, in association with Twitter, proudly presents...The Girther Movement.

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Re: Funny image thread

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:44 pm

Besides the obviously cooked height, all fat, no spine (and the rest of the skeleton is also dainty, look at tiny digits and pronounced lack of shoulders) - the weight could be not as far off as one might think...


(Remember, muscle tissue is much heavier than fat. And did he take that animal off his head before he stepped on the scale?)
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:51 pm

Some wag has made up a bogus home page and logo for the new Australian Research and Space Exploration agency.
ARSE-Background-005_1944x.jpg

https://spaceaustralia.com.au/
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:00 pm

:lol:
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:47 am

It's an end we should all get behind.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:28 am

"As we push into unexplored spaces ..."
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:49 am

"Ground-breaking research by ARSE scientists discovers 'brown hole' that pushes 'brown matter' into Universe"
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Major Malfunction wrote:"Ground-breaking research by ARSE scientists discovers 'brown hole' that pushes 'brown matter' into Universe"

"We're looking for the first super assive brown hole."
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:30 pm

"Organic matter detected in rings around Uranus"
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Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:38 pm

:hmm: Getting drowned in a flush of discoveries...
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:47 pm

"ARSE probe rendezvous with Uranus"
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Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:55 pm

New dish: Exploring alien worlds and cultures.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:06 pm

"The places you'll go, the things you'll see, the {!#%@} you'll deal with."
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Postby ElectricMonk » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:12 pm

"To go where on man has gone before"
- unless you are gay.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:18 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:New dish: Exploring alien worlds and cultures.

"Ur-Analian people show ARSE explorers their grapes"
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:31 pm

"ARSE explorers have near-miss encounter with dwarf brown starfish"
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:32 pm

"We will explore the solar system, no ifs, ands or butts about it.

Wait..."
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:41 pm

"ARSE Observatory identifies another binary twerking system"
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:51 pm

"Renowned ARSE physicists argue. 'Does this mean everything we've known to be true about physics is wrong?'"
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:00 pm

The Flat Arse Society is lodging a protest.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:04 pm

"Lawrence Clasrse, a leading arsetronomer, assures us that the rubbing of two arse cheeks together won't set the atmosphere on fire, if we just use a little ointment"
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:29 pm

"Revolutionary Breakthrough! ARSE Scientists have discovered an unlimited source of energy by installing wireless friction arse pads on every arse cheek.

Every fart you make, every dump you take, makes your arse cheeks move in and out a little. Now that we can harness all of that energy, we can finally fart our way to the stars!"

The Hold It In, Anti-Bowel Movement Brigade are obviously distressed by these statements.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:18 pm

"Fake moon landing pictures? Kiss my arse!"
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:37 pm

No dust on their Moonboots obviously prooves their Moonfarts aren't real.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:57 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:No dust on their Moonboots obviously prooves their Moonfarts aren't real.

Yeah, the flag didn't stop waving for a good while after it was stuck in that arse.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:24 pm

"ARSEtronughts discover dark side of the Moon. She didn't mind. In fact, she kinda liked it"
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:49 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:"Organic matter detected in rings around Uranus"


ARSE scientists have identified Klingons ( Cling-ons)

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:28 pm

Mud volcano discovered by Arse on Uranus.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:44 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:ARSE scientists have identified Klingons ( Cling-ons)

After closer analysis, ARSE scientists have colonically decided upon a species definition for this new lifeform.

Definitely Arse Grown Specimens.

AKA, DAGS.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:58 pm

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Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:29 am

"ARSEstonomers reduce Beyonce's butt to twin orbital dwarf planets"

Click HERE for ARSE approved diet!
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Major Malfunction wrote:"...Every fart you make, every dump you take...."

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Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:59 am

Telendoscopelicious
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Postby Monster » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:26 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:Some wag has made up a bogus home page and logo for the new Australian Research and Space Exploration agency. ARSE-Background-005_1944x.jpg
https://spaceaustralia.com.au/

Oh gods that's great.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:56 pm

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