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I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
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1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:34 pm

"There are no atheists in foxholes."
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:01 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:"There are no atheists in foxholes."

But there's fox {!#%@} in theist holes.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Nikki Nyx » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:37 am

I hope you're all enjoying the midwinter holidays. Merry Christmakwanzaahanukyulivus! (all safe for work)

Dog Christmases
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Advice for Hypocristians
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In an alternate universe...
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Elves?
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Rebel without a clue...
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But do you recall...the most canine reindeer of all? (one of my pups, Moka)
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:24 am

From Nikki's signature: "You pilot always into an unknown future...." /// Thats most of the answer right there..... making yourself the pilot. Most planes have room only for one pilot...........lot's of passengers.

Now.................Fighter Jets. You take the facts by the throat....................(hope you don't lose an engine!)
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Postby Austin Harper » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:25 pm

Moka! You look so good!
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:57 pm

bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote:From Nikki's signature: "You pilot always into an unknown future...." /// Thats most of the answer right there..... making yourself the pilot.
Truth! The instant you let someone else captain your destiny, you're no longer in control. And if you choose a co-pilot, make sure s/he knows how to fly. :mrgreen:
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:59 pm

Austin Harper wrote:Moka! You look so good!
Moka has the patience of a saint. We tried to get Cino to wear them too, but she was manifestly uninterested in everything except the biscuit bribe being offered.
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Most fitting..........in the right fit.
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Chachacha wrote:"Oh, thweet mythtery of wife, at waft I've found you!"

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Postby Cadmusteeth » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:32 pm

One could argue that the previous year already was fu ked in more ways than one.

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Postby Aztexan » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:45 pm

It was still a minor. Perfect for a trump-like figure like trump.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Gord » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:02 pm

Actually, the millennium is only in its 18th year, which means it is 17 years and a few days old. Jailbait!
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We went over this in 1999.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:39 pm

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Chachacha wrote:"Oh, thweet mythtery of wife, at waft I've found you!"

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:55 pm

Aztexan wrote:It was still a minor. Perfect for a trump-like figure like trump.

Minor?
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Postby Aztexan » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:02 am

No, I'm an adult. But thanks for asking. :P
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:12 pm

Norway is so metal...
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They bred a sheep with built-in black metal makeup.

Plus...
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You're not black metal if your logo is legible.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:33 am

Random funnies...
Tiny dinos...
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Rare nature pic...
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You'll never see a nativity scene again without laughing...
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:01 am

Nikki Nyx wrote:Tiny dinos...
Cool. That tricked me for a moment. I thought they were toy dinosaurs until I worked out they were pusses.

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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:54 am

Look again. They're not cats.
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Major Malfunction wrote:Look again. They're not cats.

Except on Mundays.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:38 pm

What are they? Some kind of insectivore, obviously.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:56 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:What are they? Some kind of insectivore, obviously.

Coatimundis, if my one good eye is working properly today.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:11 pm

Interesting. There seems to be many kinds. Omnivorous, but with diets ranging from fructivores to carnivores.

They seem to occupy a similar ecological niche as cats and possums.

It's just not every day you see a new creature.

That was worth today's price of admission! :)
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:39 pm

They make terrible pets but people still insist on keeping them.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:27 pm

They seem smart. We could probably domesticate them in a few decades, if we were wont to.
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Major Malfunction wrote:They seem smart. We could probably domesticate them in a few decades, if we were wont to.

Yeah, like we did the raccoon.

Oh, wait...
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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:41 pm

It's easy. You just choose the friendliest 5%, and let them {!#%@}. Kill all the rest. The Russians proved it with the Silver Fox.
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Postby Monster » Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:19 pm

Nikki Nyx wrote:
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You're not black metal if your logo is legible.

This is absolutely spot on.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:51 pm

Monster wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
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You're not black metal if your logo is legible.

This is absolutely spot on.

I was thinking something more like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7T4PS3hxJE
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:44 pm

Monster wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
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You're not black metal if your logo is legible.

This is absolutely spot on.
Yep. Actual logos...
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