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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:47 pm

Different sequence. This one's for cheapin' lovers and jealous wives.
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:18 pm

Its a joke thread......................no one should quibble. Ha, ha...........I just really like saying "quibble." Its a fun word.

................make it sound like a turkey when you say it.
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bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote:Its a joke thread......................no one should quibble. Ha, ha...........I just really like saying "quibble." Its a fun word.

................make it sound like a turkey when you say it.

No one's quibble except you.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote: No one's quibble except you.

Yes...... I am a one.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:

There's an eyeball in the window, lit dynamite on the floor, and a slice of pie under the woman. Why are those there?
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Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:44 pm

So the eyeball on the mug won't be lonely?





(You'll find any or all of them in many of the cartoons. As also little Aliens. :-P)
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Monster wrote:
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There's an eyeball in the window, lit dynamite on the floor, and a slice of pie under the woman. Why are those there?

You'll find all of those, and a bunny, in Pirarro's cartoons more often than not. The bunny runs a "Pie Repair Shop". Don't forget the eye on the cup.
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Postby Gord » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:35 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
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There's an eyeball in the window, lit dynamite on the floor, and a slice of pie under the woman. Why are those there?

You'll find all of those, and a bunny, in Pirarro's cartoons more often than not. The bunny runs a "Pie Repair Shop". Don't forget the eye on the cup.

There's also "K2" and, well, there used to be a tiny flying saucer in some of them, but I haven't seen one lately.
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Postby Gord » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:37 pm

No, wait, there's a tiny flying saucer in this one:

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Postby Gord » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:38 pm

And an upside-down bird wearing a hat. He's clinging to the bottom of the interviewer's chair:

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Postby Gord » Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:32 am

I'll just post a link this time. It's to the October 30th, 2017 entry for the Pooch Café comic: http://www.gocomics.com/poochcafe/2017/10/30
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:21 pm

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I'll quibble with Bail Bonds. It raises a different (set of) issue......

...........................Quick Pay Day Loans........... would work.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:38 pm

I like massage parlors. Low risk of STDs, and for a change the woman does all the work.
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Postby Aztexan » Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:23 am

You ever had a wax job at one of those places?
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Aztexan wrote:You ever had a wax job at one of those places?

Nope. I had the pubes removed once. I suggested to the then GF that I would give her a Brazilian and she said "How do I know you won't hurt me?"

"Because you'll be doing me at the same time. " Worked a treat. ;)
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Gord wrote:
...while trying to explain all that krispy kreme on his sheets.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote: Nope. I had the pubes removed once.

I have a disgusting true story about pubic hair.

In the punk rock contingents (gangs) , it was common to get rid of pubic crabs by bleaching you public hair, waiting a week and then bleaching them again. Anyhow, I met a girl and we went home for a root (sexual congress) and when I got her underpants off I noticed something. So I said something really stupid : Have you got rid of your crabs yet? :D

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Shaving does work.
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Matthew Ellard wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote: Nope. I had the pubes removed once.

I have a disgusting true story about pubic hair.

In the punk rock contingents (gangs) , it was common to get rid of pubic crabs by bleaching you public hair, waiting a week and then bleaching them again. Anyhow, I met a girl and we went home for a root (sexual congress) and when I got her underpants off I noticed something. So I said something really stupid : Have you got rid of your crabs yet? :D

(No root for Matthew on that night)

Not disgusting if you don't think too hard about it.

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Matthew Ellard wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote: Nope. I had the pubes removed once.

I have a disgusting true story about pubic hair.

In the punk rock contingents (gangs) , it was common to get rid of pubic crabs by bleaching you public hair, waiting a week and then bleaching them again. Anyhow, I met a girl and we went home for a root (sexual congress) and when I got her underpants off I noticed something. So I said something really stupid : Have you got rid of your crabs yet? :D

(No root for Matthew on that night)

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A trio of musical memes...

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Chachacha wrote:"Oh, thweet mythtery of wife, at waft I've found you!"

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Pyrrho wrote:Image


OK, call me puzzled: What do you find amusing about that? What am I missing?

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Not 1 = 1. It's a maths joke.
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But 0.999... IS equal to 1.
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Gord wrote:But 0.999... IS equal to 1.

Not to normal humans.
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Or me, for that matter.
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