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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:34 am

Troll photoshops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r23Aj9MP1ZI

A couple of them had me busting a gut.
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:27 am

That was excellent. I have not heard of photoshop trolls before. It seems like a worthy occupation.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:44 am

:lol: I think my faves are at 2:37 and the last one, altho the "make him look at my eyes" and the "too short leg" had me crack up too. And the snow bunny, definitely that one also...
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:04 pm

"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Sun Dec 18, 2016 8:48 am

Here ya go! Got no friends? Maybe you're not just a jerk after all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJr226idrFg

(He's wrong about small groups of our descendants not interacting with other groups, though. They formed mating pairs with members of the other groups, and took their spouses back to their own groups -- all the DNA samples I've seen indicated females were taken back to the males' groups, but the evidence wasn't very extensive.)
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:01 am

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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:36 am

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"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:07 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn6hAD_1Xr0

:lol:

I have no idea what he's talking about....
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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:04 am

Yesh you do - pee-pee gate!
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:50 am

Do not do not!
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Hi, Io the lurker.

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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:04 pm

"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Aaron Richards » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:42 am

"...we had the duty towards our Volk (the German people) to kill this Volk (the Jewish people) that wanted to kill us." - Himmler in his 1943 Posen speech reminding any future holocaust denier how absurd their beliefs really are.
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Postby JO 753 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:58 am

WOW! That dood looks like a hart attak thats 5 yirz overdue!
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Cadmusteeth » Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:58 pm

NSFW Watch in moderation; viewing it whole may be too much for some.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22zHgeTbhvk

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Postby Monster » Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:48 am

Cadmusteeth wrote:NSFW Watch in moderation; viewing it whole may be too much for some.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22zHgeTbhvk

I got to twelve seconds and had to shut it off. I despised it.
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Cadmusteeth » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:25 am

Sorry about that.

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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:54 am

"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
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Postby Monster » Tue Apr 11, 2017 1:23 pm

Cadmusteeth wrote:Sorry about that.

It's ok. It's not your fault.
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:29 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ISOK-XtvYs

Sorta funny, sorta informative. Guess that makes it educational.
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:21 am

Gord wrote:A video explaining why snails fighting knights in the borders of Medieval Illustrated manuscripts is a reference to the Lombard diaspora.

Lombard / Ellard.
Did you think, for a moment, that my army of highly trained killer snails isn't ready for battle?

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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:34 am

Yes. Yes I do.
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:12 am

Gord wrote:Yes. Yes I do.

That's it buddy! Let loose the snails of war!
(Matthew opens their cage, shows them a photo of Gord and points at Canada)

Be very afraid.

In four or five years, you will be lying in bed and you hear my snail army charging, at full speed, into your room. A couple days later, more or less, they will be halfway to your bed!!!!.

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Postby Gord » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:58 am

I'm not afraid! My host ants will protect me, just as they protect me from the myriad cracker crumbs that would otherwise clog my breathing tubes (AKA "nostrils") while I sleep at night! It only really tickles when they swarm....
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Wed Apr 19, 2017 11:11 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IsO8y-4AmU

There may or not be a lot wrong with the world at the moment.
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Postby Gord » Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:29 pm

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Postby Gord » Wed May 17, 2017 6:43 am

"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:51 am

Cadmusteeth wrote: Vincerò finally catches the ball
I liked video that a lot. It was witty although it would be hard to explain why. I think its probably for animal lovers who treat their animals as children, while simultaneously taking the piss out of classical tragic operas. :D

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Postby Cadmusteeth » Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:28 am

That didn't occur to me when I decided to post it, but that is an interesting observation. I'd probably get more out of it if I knew more about Vincerò.

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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:31 am

I sort of like watching the President Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvBPcHcQz14
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Mon Jun 12, 2017 1:09 am

Parody of the song with the lyrics rewritten to follow the content of the video...
https://youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:42 pm


I don't think that ref is being objective. He clearly comes down on the chicken's side every time. :wgrin:
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:48 am

The duck's a wringer.
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Re: Funny videos

Postby Gord » Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:47 am

This is my go-to news source from now on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew4Mt9PA9ZE
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