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Walk on water?

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:07 pm

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Re: Walk on water?

Postby gorgeous » Sat Apr 22, 2017 6:57 pm

if aliens can walk through walls as they often do, then I'm sure Jesus could walk on water...he was probably actually levitating as many saints have also done, and some alien abductees...
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Re: Walk on water?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:10 pm

Such levity. Lol.
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Re: Walk on water?

Postby TJrandom » Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:42 pm

Walking on water - so easy to do and yet claimed as a big deal. I`ve already walked on water this morning, and no doubt will do so again later today.

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Re: Walk on water?

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:02 pm

TJrandom wrote:Walking on water - so easy to do and yet claimed as a big deal. I`ve already walked on water this morning, and no doubt will do so again later today.


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Re: Walk on water?

Postby TJrandom » Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:06 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
TJrandom wrote:Walking on water - so easy to do and yet claimed as a big deal. I`ve already walked on water this morning, and no doubt will do so again later today.


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And I raise you a walk on water... :oldman:

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Re: Walk on water?

Postby Lance Kennedy » Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:20 am

The second coming of Jesus Christ was an abject failure. In the 21st Century, there was too much skepticism, and no one would believe it was actually Jesus. One guy said to him : "If you really are Jesus, you can walk on water. There is a lake right here. Show us."

So the saviour set out to walk on water. Unfortunately, he sank. Got soaking wet. His audience all walked off in disgust. But just as the last person left, turning for a final quick look at the abject dripping man, he heard him say : "Freaking holes in my feet!"

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Re: Walk on water?

Postby TJrandom » Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:26 am

Lance Kennedy wrote:The second coming of Jesus Christ was an abject failure. In the 21st Century, there was too much skepticism, and no one would believe it was actually Jesus. One guy said to him : "If you really are Jesus, you can walk on water. There is a lake right here. Show us."

So the saviour set out to walk on water. Unfortunately, he sank. Got soaking wet. His audience all walked off in disgust. But just as the last person left, turning for a final quick look at the abject dripping man, he heard him say : "Freaking holes in my feet!"


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Re: Walk on water?

Postby fromthehills » Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:37 am

He's older now. He'd be knee deep in water yelling, " I used to be able to {!#%@} do this!"

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