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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Angel » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:19 pm

It's still called Christmas because
Santa hasn't been created for real
yet. I'm sure someone will though ;-)
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Gord » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:53 pm

Angel wrote:Santa hasn't been created for real

Yes I have.
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Angel » Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:25 pm

Gord wrote:
Angel wrote:Santa hasn't been created for real

Yes I have.

U'r late.
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby OlegTheBatty » Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:32 pm

Angel wrote:
Gord wrote:
Angel wrote:Santa hasn't been created for real

Yes I have.

U'r late.

Dock his paycheck.
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:55 pm

Santa is preggers? :shock:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:36 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Santa is preggers? :shock:


Ectopic, I would reckon . . .
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:44 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Santa is preggers? :shock:


Ectopic, I would reckon . . .

Gawd no, now you're saying his flowing white hair and beard are ectoplasm? :evil:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:55 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Santa is preggers? :shock:


Ectopic, I would reckon . . .

Gawd no, now you're saying his flowing white hair and beard are ectoplasm? :evil:


'ic', not 'lasm'. Sheesh.

(Now I'm picturing tiny zygotic Santalets growing in his beard.)
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Gord » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:52 pm

Y'all need to stay out of Santa's beard while he's crawling down your chimneys.
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:18 pm

Aw, jeezcloth... :sr:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Angel » Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:48 pm

:lol:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:40 pm

Angel wrote:It's still called Christmas because Santa hasn't been created for real yet.
St Nicholas died in 343AD and his body was examined in 1953 and 1957. He was 1.6metres tall,
http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/a ... amination/

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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:13 am

...and even tho the Alien Elf exhibits a curious anatomy, he's still watching you!
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Gord » Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:36 am

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy!

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do....
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:44 am

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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby TJrandom » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:15 am

Please do tell me it`s the nog...

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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Gord » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:54 am

It looks more like pink champagne to me.
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:34 am

I want to start the legend that Santa Claus was martyred by Muslims. :evil:

They killed him by stuffing him down a chimney. :notsure:




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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby ElectricMonk » Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:55 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I want to start the legend that Santa Claus was martyred by Muslims. :evil:

They killed him by stuffing him down a chimney. :notsure:




;)


Of course that's what happened: they thought he was gay and were trying to throw him off the roof.
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Angel » Mon Dec 19, 2016 2:44 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:
Angel wrote:It's still called Christmas because Santa hasn't been created for real yet.
St Nicholas died in 343AD and his body was examined in 1953 and 1957. He was 1.6metres tall,
http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/a ... amination/

Here's Santa..(St Nicholas) St Nicholas.jpg


All work & no play.....
Lighten up ~ it's Kris Krinkle Mass.
Krismas for short lol
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:51 pm

The New York Times are War on Christmas denialists! Image

How the ‘War on Christmas’ Controversy Was Created
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Gord » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:36 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image

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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:06 pm

Angel wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:
Angel wrote:It's still called Christmas because Santa hasn't been created for real yet.
St Nicholas died in 343AD and his body was examined in 1953 and 1957. He was 1.6metres tall,
http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/a ... amination/

Here's Santa..(St Nicholas) St Nicholas.jpg


All work & no play.....
Lighten up ~ it's Kris Krinkle Mass.
Krismas for short lol

Actually no, it's Christkindl mess. Like in Texas...
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Flash » Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:33 am

Unfortunately Rudolf and the rest of the reindeers have never been found on the account of them being slaughtered and eaten by the faithful Christians. :shock:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:34 am

Gord wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image

Image


Sorry about that. :pr:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Gord » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:13 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Gord wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image

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Sorry about that. :pr:

That's okay. I blame Hitler; he can take one more.
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 23, 2016 4:38 pm

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 23, 2016 8:07 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:37 am

That worked out better than I had hoped.
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:52 am

It's perfect. :lol:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:33 am

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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Gord » Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:39 am

"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:13 am

Yeah! Drinking to Halloween and Mardi Gras on the Winter Solstice to welcome the reborn Sun is...not in any way different than most Christmas parties anyway. :mrgreen:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby ElectricMonk » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:27 am

sooo...
how is that different from any family Christmas party?
isn't everyone everyone still getting so drunk that they don't notice when the toddler licks out the eggnog-bowl?
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 24, 2016 8:24 pm

Aldous Huxley wrote:A government with a comprehensive plan for the betterment of society is a government that uses torture.

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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Nobrot » Sun Dec 25, 2016 3:24 am

[quote="Abdul Alhazred"][/quote]

The Amazing Randi being restrained by a few poxy bits of tinsel? I think not!
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

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:-P
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:07 pm

Looks like Christmas won the war. Again.

Maybe next year. :mrgreen:
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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 25, 2016 1:38 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Looks like Christmas CAPITALISM won the war. Again.

Maybe next year. :mrgreen:

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Re: War on Christmas 2016

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:31 pm

A distinction without a difference,
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