Penis theft panic

[Paul]

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/newsOne/i ... 3220080422

The same thing happens in this country: it's called marrying a feminist.

[Pyrrho]

I've got mine.

[brauneyz]

The same thing happens in this country: it's called marrying a feminist.

Oh, puleeze!      

If you give a woman (Feminazi though she may be) your penis,  you've no right to bitch that she took it.  Or put another way:  You mustn't have been that attached to it.  

[ruben lopez]

It's BECAUSE you women are so beautiful and wise we keep coming back to donate our organs. Why some, or in my case, most of you choose to squash our livelyhood into the ground is beyond me.

[Chachacha]

I'd tell you guys to "Hold onto your penis!!!" but I know that's not necessary!

[Major Malfunction]

Isn't one enough?

[brauneyz]

It's BECAUSE you women are so beautiful and wise we keep coming back to donate our organs. Why some, or in my case, most of you choose to squash our livelyhood into the ground is beyond me.

I'm sorry, love, but your penis does me no good in the ground.  

But I agree with the wise and beautiful part...

[ruben lopez]

Cha and brauneyz, you dirty girls, I was talking about my heart.

[Paul]

Lynchings in Congo as Penis Theft Panic Hits Capital

From the article
You have to love Alain Kalalas statement.

It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

I believe West Africa should reconsider their Penal code.

[Chachacha]

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/newsOne/i ... 3220080422

The same thing happens in this country: it's called marrying a feminist.

Yeah, men whose self-esteem is dependent on a false belief that they are superior to women fear being emasculated by feminism; but real men have no problem hanging onto their balls or their egos around feminists.  

[Chachacha]

And there are those who are just really, really upset that they don't have a servant like dear old dad (granddad?) Father Knows Best, Leave it to Beaver, you get the picture, had!  

[Gawdzilla]

Why am I thinking about Ghostbusters right now.  

[mfumbesi]

Ouch!
That would put you in a foul mood.
For the life of me I can't imagine how is this supposed to be happening.
Does it just magically disappear, then pop up in your neighbour's yard......enlighten me.

[Major Malfunction]

Girls like big ones. If you have a small one, you must eliminate, or out-compete, the competition.

Here, it's money and style. There, it's clubs and knives.

[Gawdzilla]

Ouch!
That would put you in a foul mood.
For the life of me I can't imagine how is this supposed to be happening.
Does it just magically disappear, then pop up in your neighbour's yard......enlighten me.

The witches supposedly make the men impotent, stealing the "utility" of their penis.

[Chachacha]

Ouch!
That would put you in a foul mood.
For the life of me I can't imagine how is this supposed to be happening.
Does it just magically disappear, then pop up in your neighbour's yard......enlighten me.

The witches supposedly make the men impotent, stealing the "utility" of their penis.

Famous Sam Kenison line: [Hand over phone] "Hon, could I have my penis for awhile so I can go out with the guys tonight?"  [Into phone] "Sorry, guys, she says no."


But you have to see it from a woman's perspective, if you let a guy go out with his penis, he'll use it.

[Paul]

Ouch!
That would put you in a foul mood.
For the life of me I can't imagine how is this supposed to be happening.
Does it just magically disappear, then pop up in your neighbour's yard......enlighten me.

The witches supposedly make the men impotent, stealing the "utility" of their penis.

Famous Sam Kenison line: [Hand over phone] "Hon, could I have my penis for awhile so I can go out with the guys tonight?"  [Into phone] "Sorry, guys, she says no."


But you have to see it from a woman's perspective, if you let a guy go out with his penis, he'll use it.

Have you been talking to lorraine bobbit    
       

[Chachacha]

Ouch!
That would put you in a foul mood.
For the life of me I can't imagine how is this supposed to be happening.
Does it just magically disappear, then pop up in your neighbour's yard......enlighten me.

The witches supposedly make the men impotent, stealing the "utility" of their penis.

Famous Sam Kenison line: [Hand over phone] "Hon, could I have my penis for awhile so I can go out with the guys tonight?"  [Into phone] "Sorry, guys, she says no."


But you have to see it from a woman's perspective, if you let a guy go out with his penis, he'll use it.

Have you been talking to lorraine bobbit    
       

Poor Lorraine, she didn't understand that it was her responsibility to take her husband's penis before he could go poking it into someone else.  When she discovered her mistake, she tried to rectify it.  

[Martin Brock]

Cha and brauneyz, you dirty girls, I was talking about my heart.

I thought it was your wallet.

[ruben lopez]

I am the man in my relationship. Which means my wallet stays with me at ALL times.
Unfortunately, I can't say the same for its contents.

[Gawdzilla]

I am the man in my relationship. Which means my wallet stays with me at ALL times.
Unfortunately, I can't say the same for its contents.

Here.

[Chachacha]

I am the man in my relationship. Which means my wallet stays with me at ALL times.
Unfortunately, I can't say the same for its contents.

Here.

 

I thought that was a "girl thang"???  Do you have another one with a woman stealing the money encaptioned,  "WOMEN. Everything you thought is true"?  

[OlegTheBatty]

"WOMEN. Everything you thought is true"?  

I've never met a woman who needed photographic evidence for this!  

[Chachacha]

"What's in YOUR wallet?"

[bigtim]

"What's in YOUR wallet?"

I'm not allowed to carry money.

That's okay, I don't mind.  I'm not in charge at home; hever have been, never will be, and not only am I okay with it, I'm quite happy for it.  

My job is to go out, kill {!#%@}, and bring home the meat; cook it up nice; her job is to run the home, keep things in line, tell me when I need to go beat something....

So, since I can't "really" kill {!#%@} (they frown on pillaging as a source of income for some stupid reason....), I bang on electrons in exchange for paper... I give her the paper... then she gives me a list of what I need to kill "i.e. grocery shop for"... and yes, I do cook.  In fact I made a nice Orange Chicken stir-fry last night steam rice.  Tasty!

[Chachacha]

"He can bring home the chicken, cook it up in a pan, and never, ever let you forget he's a man."


Sounds like you've got a smart woman there, BigTim and she's got herself a good man!  

[brauneyz]

I  love when it all comes together just as god intended.    

More importantly though, Tim, is whether you found a little 'extra' in your wallet after the terrific stir-fry?  

[bigtim]

I've been the primary cook in my house since I started when my wife was first pregnant (she couldn't reach the stove).  I cook probably 80%~90% of our meals and have for two decades now (oldest kid is 20).  My grandpa used to do all the cooking too once he retired.

Funny thing... it actually feels like cooking SHOULD be the 'man's' job...

I also changed diapers, never considered spending time with my kids as baby-sitting, and will do laundry and dishes.  I recall after our 3rd kid was born she was getting ticked off at me for not doing dishes and was venting with a number of other moms in a "play group".  It turned into a bitch session and all the mom's began complaining about the fact that their husbands never spent time with the kids, ignored them (my wife always has to beat me off with a stick), never changed a diaper, never put the kids down for bed or a nap (bedtime was my time, story time, singing, rocking).  She came home gave me a big hug and wet smooch and told me she was sorry for something I had no idea of until she told me the story.

I recall during Lamaze class we were having a "dad's" circle... which isn't me... but anyway one of the dads was saying "don't you guys feel jealous... I mean it's all about her, she gets all the attention... don't you feel left out?"  To which a number of our replies were "It IS all about her you idiot..."

[Chachacha]

 

I am always amazed when people select the partner of their choice then bitch about him/her till the day they die.

[bigtim]

:lol:  

I am always amazed when people select the partner of their choice then bitch about him/her till the day they die.

yeah... I think it's 'settling'....

I get amazed at how people can get so angry at their spouse over the dumbest things....

[Chachacha]

:lol:  

I am always amazed when people select the partner of their choice then bitch about him/her till the day they die.

yeah... I think it's 'settling'....

I get amazed at how people can get so angry at their spouse over the dumbest things....

Most people duplicate their parent's relationship.  Some of the longest-lived marriages I've seen thrive on a steady diet of criticism. And something I have seen in the longest marriages, 40-50 years or more, good or bad, is the willingness to have the same argument over and over and over again and, yes, those arguments are almost always over the dumbest things. *shakes head and chuckles*

And as far as "settling" - I agree some people settle, but for others, "settling" isn't the problem: it's not thinking; flying on automatic pilot; refusing to pay attention to all the nagging little things you see that don't fit into your picture of the perfect life with the perfect mate; believing that some miraculous change will occur after "I do" - he won't be so short-tempered, she'll stop nagging me about my drinking.  One of the most mind-boggling, What What What Whaaaaaaat? moment I've experienced is a show documenting the month before the birth of the first child of two people who were a hairsbreath away from divorce or killing each other, and BOTH of them saying that they'd be so glad when the pregnancy was over and the baby born because that would "take the pressure off".        

And, again, the power of the attraction to a person who is like one's parent is primal because that's what laid down the "love" pathways in the brain, so when it's encountered, it activiates the "love" button, lighting all the lights and sounding all the bells and whistles, and the urge to merge overwhelms the capacity for rational thought.  Crazily, the opposite is also true, a person who makes you crave love the way a parent made you crave love, can also activate the love button.

[bigtim]

I'm still stuck on the whole penis thing....

I wonder if it's okay to just let all the shaman women 'hold' it for awhile instead of taking it... that way they can handle one and not have to keep it...

[OlegTheBatty]

I'm still stuck on the whole penis thing....

I wonder if it's okay to just let all the shaman women 'hold' it for awhile instead of taking it... that way they can handle one and not have to keep it...

I wonder what they do with them once they've got 'em?

[brauneyz]

I'm still stuck on the whole penis thing....

Ah, ferheaven's sake, Tim, what am I gonna do with half of one...?    

[Chachacha]

I'm still stuck on the whole penis thing....

I wonder if it's okay to just let all the shaman women 'hold' it for awhile instead of taking it... that way they can handle one and not have to keep it...

I wonder what they do with them once they've got 'em?

Stick pins in them.

[Gawdzilla]

I'm still stuck on the whole penis thing....

I wonder if it's okay to just let all the shaman women 'hold' it for awhile instead of taking it... that way they can handle one and not have to keep it...

I wonder what they do with them once they've got 'em?

Stick pins in them.

Naw, they just dick around.

[Chachacha]

I'm still stuck on the whole penis thing....

I wonder if it's okay to just let all the shaman women 'hold' it for awhile instead of taking it... that way they can handle one and not have to keep it...

I wonder what they do with them once they've got 'em?

Stick pins in them.

Naw, they just dick around.

Go ahead and laugh, but I found my cat's head on the handle of my front door for revealing as much as I did.











Just kidding, it wasn't my cat.