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Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Tue May 16, 2017 9:29 pm

Taken from the New Zealand Listener magazine.

1. By David Wort.

I've shown them what true greatness means
I've squashed the bleeding hearts and greens
I'm white, I'm rich, I'm quite the charmer
How come the world prefers Obama?

2. By Barbara Harwood

The Donald has no private thoughts
Whether sweet or bitter
For every thought I ever have
I tend to air on twitter

3. By Tim Marshall

I'm going to build a rocket
To prove my strength and might
Then send it on its way to Mars
At twice the speed of light
And this stupendous feat will be
Without a dollar lost
For when its done, I'm going to see
The Martians bear the cost.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Wed May 17, 2017 1:49 am

I see you've done the usual Leftie thing and let others do the work for you, rather than coming up with something original yourself. Here's a VKTW original. Enjoy...

Brainwashed commie, seeing Red
Trump lives rent free in your head
“Racist!”, “Sexist!”, “Homophobe!”
Proof you lack a frontal lobe
In your sea of salty tears
Trump will bathe for eight whole years!
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby scrmbldggs » Wed May 17, 2017 2:21 am

:nea:

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Wed May 17, 2017 2:31 am

Brainwashed Kwan Tam seeing blue,
Support for Trumpy will you rue.
Moron, swindler, tax pay not,
Proof of brain the size of dot,
In the pool from dribbling clown,
Watch old Trumpy falling down.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby scrmbldggs » Wed May 17, 2017 4:48 am

You guys are good, I'd need assistance. How about this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU3VpwV4-nk

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Wed May 17, 2017 5:31 am

Trumpy, Trumpy, Russia's friend,
Saves his arse through Comeys end.
Thinks his daughter's oh so sweet,
Tells the world with royal tweet,
The nations safety downward trend.
.
Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump
Goats that charge, heads to bump.
Nuclear missiles, they abuse.
Suicide they don't refuse.
Mother Earth's in for a thump!

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Wed May 17, 2017 7:00 am

In a contest of poetry and prose
Who would try and who would pose?
Kwan Tam provides a simple rhyming scheme
But Lance puts in the time including a theme
Winning by more than a nose.
Real Name: bobbo the existential pragmatic evangelical anti-theist and Class Warrior.
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Sample Issue: Should the Feds provide all babies with free diapers?

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Wed May 17, 2017 7:22 am

Lance’s Trump poems
Are as bland and crummy as
Hillary Clinton.
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed May 17, 2017 7:41 am

Venerable Kwan Tam Woo wrote:I see you've done the usual Leftie thing and let others do the work for you,

What an amazing coincidence. Socialist Australia has done all this good work and you, an American, pretended to be an Australian on the rational Skeptic forum to promote your extreme hate website link, that you have added to the bottom of all your posts.
http://www.rationalskepticism.org/gener ... l#p2475890

You really are so incompetent, that it is almost funny.
:lol:

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Wed May 17, 2017 8:15 am

Venerable Kwan Tam tries to rise
American as apple pies
But poetry he cannot write
His message is oh so trite
A troll he is, but in disguise.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Fri May 19, 2017 12:00 am

Another VKTW original.

"The Skeptic"

Critical thinking matters most,
But I shan’t doubt the Washington Post!
I question all the paradigms,
Except those pressed by the New York Times
I’ll scoff at your conspiracy,
Unless I see it on NBC
Logic matters, apart from when
I’m getting programmed by CNN
My mind is sound and fully sane,
As Buzzfeed rots and gobbles my brain
For I’m a truly skeptical
MSM BS receptacle.
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby scrmbldggs » Fri May 19, 2017 12:46 am

I looked at every line, seems you forgot one,

Spoiler:
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Fri May 19, 2017 8:19 pm

Actually, I tend to agree with Kwans latest purloined poem. We do need to be skeptical of journalists. But we need to be even more skeptical of Trump who is a proven liar.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Poodle » Fri May 19, 2017 10:24 pm

There's some really bad poetry here (man),
It rarely has a rhyme.
It certainly don't have no rhythm
And that sticks out like a thumb.

That's OK - don't send me plaudits.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Fri May 19, 2017 11:18 pm

The poetry here may appal
At least for Poodle, that's his call.
But let's together climb that hump
Our opinion to destroy the Trump.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Sat May 20, 2017 12:49 am

Donald, Donald, pudding and pies
Molests the girls and tells them lies
And when the corps come out to play
Donald stops the equal pay.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Sat May 20, 2017 11:19 am

Lance Kennedy wrote:Donald, Donald, pudding and pies
Molests the girls and tells them lies
And when the corps come out to play
Donald stops the equal pay.


Donald Trump is vastly cleaner
Than your pervert buddy Weiner
Your claim that he is pro-pay gap
Is a steaming load of crap


The poetry here may appal
At least for Poodle, that's his call.
But let's together climb that hump
Our opinion to destroy the Trump.


There once was a leftist named Lance
Submerged in an MSM trance
His head they did pump
With lies about Trump
And told him to “dance puppet, dance!”
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Sat May 20, 2017 11:31 am

Another VKTW original.


"Muh Russians"

Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
They’re under the bed
Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
They’re inside my head!

Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
They’re tappin’ the phone
Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
They stole my dog’s bone!

Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
They bugged the pot plants
Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
With mic-mounted ants!

Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
Our servers they hacked
Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
Our claim is unbacked!

Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
They ruined the witch
Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
Well that’s a bit Rich!

Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
They’re taking the blame
Muh Russians! Muh Russians!
‘cause we have no shame!
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat May 20, 2017 4:38 pm

VKTW:

Donald Trump is vastly cleaner
Than your pervert buddy Weiner


Because when he bragged to Billy Bush
The Donald was a Democrat, ba dum tush





Spoiler:
Sex scandals: Republicans- 35, Democrats- 28, but it ain't all bad, since Repuplicans prefer little boys over girls in adultery.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Sat May 20, 2017 7:22 pm

http://time.com/4441052/donald-trump-women-issues/

Kwan

Congratulations. You actually produced something original, even if it was poor poetry.
I agree that Wiener is a pretty crappy excuse for a politician.

On the pay gap, Trump has been most luke warm about women's equal pay. Overall, his approach and attitude to women is shockingly bad. See reference above.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby fromthehills » Sat May 20, 2017 11:31 pm

Sure, in politics it's pay to play
But that gives Donny no pass anyway
He's grabbed the cooch
And screwed the pooch
'Twill be good to cover him in the clay

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Sun May 21, 2017 1:56 am

Hills, my friend, you are a bit rough
Don's a wimp, and you play tough
Deny him bread
And wish him dead
A humanist does not talk that stuff.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby fromthehills » Sun May 21, 2017 3:57 am

I could try to be more gentle
But the {!#%@} is bloody mental
If I were more humanist
I'd be more pacifist
But this guy is a real {!#%@} that deserves no respect and needs ridiculed at any chance...entle :D

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Sun May 21, 2017 5:12 am

Your empathy is poor
Compassion could be more
But dammit, you are right
The Trump guy, he might
Make my head bloody sore.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Mon May 22, 2017 1:46 am

fromthehills wrote:Sure, in politics it's pay to play
But that gives Donny no pass anyway
He's grabbed the cooch
And screwed the pooch
'Twill be good to cover him in the clay


I could try to be more gentle
But the {!#%@} is bloody mental
If I were more humanist
I'd be more pacifist
But this guy is a real {!#%@} that deserves no respect and needs ridiculed at any chance...entle :D


Oh my goodness, oh dear me,
Such obscene hypocrisy!
Take a deep breath, get a grip
Come back from your acid trip
The Trump you loathe, you will find
Is a figment in your mind
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon May 22, 2017 2:14 am

:hmm: Don't adhere to the thinking of the Woo
But have to say
This general exchange I like
I do!

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Mon May 22, 2017 2:38 am

The TPP agreement is still alive
With the eleven, it will thrive
But Trump the great clown
Has taken it down
So the wealth of America will dive.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Thu May 25, 2017 7:18 am

Lance Kennedy wrote:http://time.com/4441052/donald-trump-women-issues/
On the pay gap, Trump has been most luke warm about women's equal pay. Overall, his approach and attitude to women is shockingly bad. See reference above.


The article says that The Donald has been "tepid" on support for equal pay. Yet the quotes they provide from him are pretty clearly in favor of equal pay:

"if they do the same job, they should get the same pay"

“You’re gonna make the same if you do as good a job”


So how on Earth do these clear explicit comments in favor of equal pay mean that he is "tepid" about it, let alone opposed to it??

And what exactly in that article makes you think that his overall attitude to women is "shockingly bad"?
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Thu May 25, 2017 9:34 am


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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby ElectricMonk » Thu May 25, 2017 10:34 am

Lance Kennedy wrote:http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-pulls-back-obama-era-protections-women-workers-n741041

Trump revoked the equal pay bill.



how poetic...
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Thu May 25, 2017 7:47 pm

Trump revoked the equal pay bill
Melania Trump received a thrill
But women elsewhere got a hit
Finances are now in the sh*t
Screams of pain are horribly shrill.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Fri May 26, 2017 12:34 pm

Lance Kennedy wrote:http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-pulls-back-obama-era-protections-women-workers-n741041

Trump revoked the equal pay bill.


No he didn't. He abolished an obnoxious and redundant Executive Order that Obama implemented near the end of his Presidency. Equal pay is legally mandated by the Equal Pay Act, which has been the law of the land since 1963. President Trump hasn't come anywhere near revoking the Equal Pay Act. If you're going to insist on hating him Lance, at least hate him for reasons that have some passing acquaintance with reality.
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Fri May 26, 2017 8:21 pm

Kwan

No law has reality without policing. The regulations Trump revoked will damage the policing of equal pay legislation, so the effect is the same. Companies can now fall back on unfair and unequal policies.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby fromthehills » Sun May 28, 2017 1:06 pm

I am Commander Marmalade
I am the butt of all jokes made
With a long list of crimes
I inspire funny rhymes
But the damage I do will not soon fade

On a recent trip to see the pope
I smiled and giggled like a dope
The cult leader did frown
And thought me a clown
The wife's eyes showed no hope

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Sun May 28, 2017 8:36 pm

And the commander, he tried
While his wife sadly sighed
To bolster that coal
Wreck climates whole
We cried till red eyed.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon May 29, 2017 1:14 am

It's worked too well, it's all too clear, Putin was heard to say,
Our man is in, the joke is done, pay back the USA,
When we were down, the west moved east, they think they came to stay,
but Russia went direct to source and made a home ground play,
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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby fromthehills » Mon May 29, 2017 12:25 pm

They took me to the Middle East, for real
And no protesters had its appeal
I sang them praises all
And got to touch a shiny ball
But had to leave for Israel

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Lance Kennedy » Mon May 29, 2017 8:35 pm

But back in the USA
The Russian study won't lay
Trump will still try
Tell one more lie
Impeachment coming to stay.

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby fromthehills » Mon May 29, 2017 9:24 pm

My son in law ran a string to a can
But to Russia, I'm such a fan
I do fully support
Which will land me in court
Why can't I do this Muslim ban?

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Re: Poetry on Trump

Postby Venerable Kwan Tam Woo » Wed May 31, 2017 1:59 am

Lance Kennedy wrote:Kwan

No law has reality without policing.


So, you're saying that US equal pay laws which have been around since the 1960s weren't policed until the 6th year of Obama's presidency? :lol:

The regulations Trump revoked will damage the policing of equal pay legislation, so the effect is the same. Companies can now fall back on unfair and unequal policies.


President Trump's revocation will do no such thing. Equal pay for equal work is just as much the law of the land as it was before Obama's silly EO was revoked.
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