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Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:48 pm

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Do not feel that you have to pick on Islam only, just because I get things started that way. ;)
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Post by bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:52 pm

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Post by Gord » Fri Sep 01, 2017 5:34 am

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Post by Phoenix76 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:58 am

Don't believe in any of it, but it's giving me a good laugh. :D

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:43 pm

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Post by Poodle » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:43 pm

Tell me that's Photoshopped.

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Post by Gord » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:29 pm

Poodle wrote:Tell me that's Photoshopped.

That's Photoshopped.

Now tell me I've pretty.
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Post by Poodle » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:50 pm

You have pretty, Gord.

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Post by Gord » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:00 pm

Thanks. I shall put it in the bank.
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Post by Poodle » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:07 pm

And I'll put mine in the photo shop. All's well.

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Post by scrmbldggs » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:16 pm

Poodle wrote:Tell me that's Photoshopped.

:no: He shouldn't have rang that doorbell.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:30 am

Nope.

Not 'shopped.

That's really Jesus. Really really really.
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Post by Nikki Nyx » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:54 am

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Man, Mormon Jesus is smokin'. Too bad about the magic underwear.
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Post by Nikki Nyx » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:22 am

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Post by Nikki Nyx » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:46 am

:lol:
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Post by Nikki Nyx » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:36 am

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Day One of Creation: Create light.
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