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Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:48 pm

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Do not feel that you have to pick on Islam only, just because I get things started that way. ;)
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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:52 pm

You need to flesh this out a bit more.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Sep 01, 2017 5:34 am

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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Gord » Fri Sep 01, 2017 5:34 am

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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Sep 01, 2017 6:53 am

Hi, Io the lurker.

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Postby Phoenix76 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:58 am

Don't believe in any of it, but it's giving me a good laugh. :D

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:43 pm

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Postby Poodle » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:43 pm

Tell me that's Photoshopped.

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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Gord » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:29 pm

Poodle wrote:Tell me that's Photoshopped.

That's Photoshopped.

Now tell me I've pretty.
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Postby Poodle » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:50 pm

You have pretty, Gord.

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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Gord » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:00 pm

Thanks. I shall put it in the bank.
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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Poodle » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:07 pm

And I'll put mine in the photo shop. All's well.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:16 pm

Poodle wrote:Tell me that's Photoshopped.

:no: He shouldn't have rang that doorbell.
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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:30 am

Nope.

Not 'shopped.

That's really Jesus. Really really really.
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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Nikki Nyx » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:54 am

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Man, Mormon Jesus is smokin'. Too bad about the magic underwear.
What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!
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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Nikki Nyx » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:22 am

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What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!
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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Nikki Nyx » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:46 am

:lol:
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What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!
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Re: Abdul's official religion shitpost thread.

Postby Nikki Nyx » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:36 am

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What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!
—Lazarus Long, from Time Enough for Love, by Robert A. Heinlein


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