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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:56 pm
by JO 753
Duz that mean you will get less in the settlement?

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:58 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Not dying reduces settlements, yes.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:04 pm
by JO 753
Thats sumthing to think about. How long do you haf to be ded to get the deth amount?

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:26 pm
by Gord
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:They downgraded the mesothelioma to asbestosis.
Well, that's good news of at least a temporary nature. The life expectancy can be decades longer, as long as it doesn't lead to mesothelioma.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:47 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:They downgraded the mesothelioma to asbestosis.
Well, that's good news of at least a temporary nature. The life expectancy can be decades longer, as long as it doesn't lead to mesothelioma.
I'm 67, I don't want decades longer.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:46 pm
by Gord
I want to live long enough to see Trump try to conquer Mars.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:52 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Gord wrote:I want to live long enough to see Trump try to conquer Mars.
I want to see him try to conquer Uranus.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:00 am
by Gord
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Gord wrote:I want to live long enough to see Trump try to conquer Mars.
I want to see him try to conquer Uranus.
Leave Myanus out of this!

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:24 am
by Matthew Ellard
My son, Auguste weighed 1.5 kilograms at birth. I started bottle feeding him at 2 kilos in the hospital.

He now weighs 4.5 kilograms and has destroyed by back through bottle feeding a heavy weight . I'm changing his name from Auguste to "All gut"
:D

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:11 am
by Major Malfunction
I trained my eldest to bring me a beer before she could walk. Get on the job, mate.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:49 pm
by TJrandom
I saw a full moon a couple of days ago - flying high above Kansas City, and when I got back home yesterday it was just slightly diminished. I am very happy that those loony trumpsters didn`t make off with more of it.

Our rainy season has ended - 20+ days early. Less mowing, but more watering is in store.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:11 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Stitches out.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:17 am
by Major Malfunction
Tits out would oil my gears better. But maybe not yours.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:15 pm
by Gord
TJrandom wrote:I saw a full moon a couple of days ago - flying high above Kansas City, and when I got back home yesterday it was just slightly diminished. I am very happy that those loony trumpsters didn`t make off with more of it.
The full moon was on the night of the 27th/28th. It was called the Strawberry Moon, from the Algonquin tradition of using it to tell them when to harvest strawberries. Allegedly.

It goes by other names, too: http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essential ... s#southern
Northern Hemisphere full moon names by month:

June: Rose Moon, Flower Moon, Strawberry Moon

Southern Hemisphere full moon names by month:

June: Oak Moon, Cold Moon, Long Night Moon
Next month, we're going to have the longest total lunar eclipse of the century: https://www.space.com/41007-blood-moon- ... guide.html
Blood Moon 2018: Longest Total Lunar Eclipse of Century Occurs July 27

...The total phase of the "blood moon" eclipse of July 27 will last 1 hour and 43 minutes, during which Earth's natural satellite will turn a spectacular red or ruddy-brown color. From start to finish, the entire celestial event will last nearly 4 hours.

The eclipse won't be visible to viewers in North America, except via webcasts. But observers in much of Africa, the Middle East, southern Asia and the Indian Ocean region will get an eyeful, given cooperative weather....

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:04 am
by Gawdzilla Sama
I passed out in during my exam at the VA today. The drs. got a first hand look, which is helpful. B/P was 32/19. "Well there's yer problem!"

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:19 am
by Gord
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:B/P was 32/19.
Yeah, that'll do it!

Did they pump you full of Agent Orange to refill you?

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:44 am
by TJrandom
Give the man a donut!

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:20 am
by Gawdzilla Sama
Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:B/P was 32/19.
Yeah, that'll do it!

Did they pump you full of Agent Orange to refill you?
Machine takes my B/P every five minutes. Every ten minutes a nurse drops by to see if I'm still alive. I think they need the room.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:15 pm
by Gord
Is she cute?

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:21 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Gord wrote:Is she cute?
Her sister drives a tub boat.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:33 pm
by Gord
That's a yes!

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:00 pm
by Jeffk 1970
I can't think of anything hotter than a nurse with a sister who drives a tub boat.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:52 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
All my current posts have been edited by hydrocodone.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:56 pm
by TJrandom
With a BP that low - even a truly ugly nurse might look hot. I suspect they are keeping the hot ones in reserve, to use when BP drops to half of that.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:03 pm
by bobbo_the_Pragmatist
I found a few good pics of ladies racing bathtubs but my new Win 10 computer using Bing or Google is not finding linkable images. I'll not post that in grinding my gears, but it is. I assume I'll find the trick to it.

OTHERWISE: some nice glitch fixes in Win 10 like being able to set different default speakers for my HDTV rather than having to go into sound control each time I want to watch anything in my computer on my HDTV. Just the way it should be. MY Intel I-7 8700K 6 Core cpu is the real pleasure though....handling multi-tasking with 12 processors very well and very fast. Every program I really want is operable in Win 10 so that is nice. A few weeks of stability and as GPU's are coming down in price.....will make the jump to Virtual Reality. Future is so bright....I gotta wear a headset.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:13 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
TJrandom wrote:With a BP that low - even a truly ugly nurse might look hot. I suspect they are keeping the hot ones in reserve, to use when BP drops to half of that.
The Icelandic Women's Football Team could walk in here naked right now I'd just say "Go Iceys!" and fall asleep.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:39 pm
by Jeffk 1970
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:With a BP that low - even a truly ugly nurse might look hot. I suspect they are keeping the hot ones in reserve, to use when BP drops to half of that.
The Icelandic Women's Football Team could walk in here naked right now I'd just say "Go Iceys!" and fall asleep.
Seriously, get that man a box of doughnuts and a pot of coffee, stat!!!!!

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 1:21 am
by Matthew Ellard
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The Icelandic Women's Football Team could walk in here naked right now I'd just say "Go Iceys!" and fall asleep.
icelandic football.jpg
Here are the girls from the Icelandic Football Team expressing their relief that you will not be engaging in audience participation with them in the locker room. :D

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:00 am
by Gord
Daaaamn, now I want to play Icelandic Women's Football!
  tries to image the rules...  

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:06 am
by Matthew Ellard
Terrific. My future relationship with my new son Augie was already predicted in the 1959 cartoon series "Augie Doggie and Doggy Daddy" by Hanna Barbera Studios, California. :roll:

"The segments centered around the misadventures of a dachshund father-and-son team. Doggie Daddy (voiced by Doug Young, based on a Jimmy Durante impersonation) tried to do the best he could at raising his rambunctious son Augie (voiced by Daws Butler).
Augie_Doggie.jpg
This puts me in the same class as Touché Turtle and Dum Dum, Snagglepuss, Lippy the Lion & Hardy Har Har, Tom & Jerry, Wally Gator and Pixie & Dixie.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:31 am
by JO 753
Now you know how Jack Slater feelz.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:58 am
by Gawdzilla Sama
Gord wrote:Daaaamn, now I want to play Icelandic Women's Football!
  tries to image the rules...  
1. Knickers must be returned at the end of the match.
2. There is no No. 2.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:07 am
by Gord
Augie and Doggy Daddy were DACHSUNDS??? :homealoneface:

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:20 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Four hours since I fainted. This {!#%@} has potential.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:36 pm
by bobbo_the_Pragmatist
Two years ago I bought some Creative Inspire book case speakers at the Thrift Store for $10. "As Is" but I figured at worst the system would just have a blown speaker which is not hard to replace. Never got around to it. Nice $150 system for cheap.

Last week I almost bought a similar book case system on sale on Amazon...but thought I ought to see if what I already had worked or not? So, I found the parts and was dissappointed "figures" that the Main Subwoofer that ties the whole system together has a wired remote that is needed to simply turn the system on. Replacements hard to come by. A few days later, looking for something else, I fell upon the remote control: Yaaaaah!!!!!

Plugged everything in....no joy. Dead Woofer and the two of the four side speaker I had did not work either. A day later I got the woofer to issue a constant dull tone. Why no music? Well....today I got another speaker system that I know works, plugged it in and got the same buzz. What the Hey? Well...for some reason, neither system would play sound from the RCA sourced line inputs. But now...both play sounds using the 3.5mm jacks. I thought I had tried the 3.5mm jacks in my first go around, but must have done something wrong. Easy enough to do when I open the sound control panel on my computer and I have 20 or so speakers to choose from. Confusing ocean of irrelevant info there.

So now....its like Christmas here. Playing ambient sounds. BACK to New Egg to get a 40 foot audio cable. Always some high tech issues to address around here....after the dishes.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:35 am
by TJrandom
Having completely filled our refrigerator spaces for tomatoes, I juiced many of them today and following that proceeded to juice our `summer oranges`, and found that a 50/50 mix was very tasty. Who knew? I believe a grapefruit would easily substitute. Try it; you`ll like it.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:56 am
by Major Malfunction
Tomato juice should only be polluted with pepper, celery salt, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, Tabasco, and vodka. Poured over ice in a tall glass, with a celery stick for stirring, and a few stuffed olives on a toothpick for nibbling.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:19 am
by TJrandom
You call her name three times while looking into a mirror - right?

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:54 am
by Major Malfunction
Breakfast of champions!

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:09 am
by Gawdzilla Sama
Major Malfunction wrote:Breakfast of champions!
One of my Industrial Arts teachers in high school was named Champion. I think he was a cheap bourbon guy.