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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:44 pm

Poodle wrote:
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Poodle wrote:I wish. No - I'm protecting circles. It's becoming extremely time-consuming.

I see. Were you protecting circles in a round about way?

It's actually funny how close to the truth that is :D

So you hold a STOP/SLOW sign? I hear that's the most prestigious job on a road crew. One that everyone aspires to. Buggerall work and well-paid. Except standing in the weather all day. Congratulations.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:57 pm

And don't forget the chance to piss off drivers, like, not letting the last car in a waiting line proceed. (And why does that so often happen to me? :cry2:)


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I know why. My car ain't big nor fancy. :glare:
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:59 pm

He knows you too well.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:01 am

You mean that one time I opened the door on him while driving past?
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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:02 am

The STOP/SLOW guys have a hive mind. They don't forget past transgressions.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:06 am

Hey, I never aimed the whole rig at one! But nah, I think it's because I actually pay close attention to them the whole time I'm driving through a construction site. :pardon:
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:26 am

Major Malfunction wrote: So you hold a STOP/SLOW sign? I hear that's the most prestigious job on a road crew. One that everyone aspires to. Buggerall work and well-paid. Except standing in the weather all day. Congratulations.


For some reason, Australia gets lots of European and UK young women, who have working holidays in Australia and work as traffic control at building sites. For some other reason they all seem to be total babes.

(I am not suggesting Poodle is a total babe, nor that he is working in Australia) :D
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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:32 am

Why do the women never get the hard work leaning on shovels while the new guy digs the hole?
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Postby TJrandom » Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:42 am

scrmbldggs wrote:And don't forget the chance to piss off drivers, like, not letting the last car in a waiting line proceed. (And why does that so often happen to me? :cry2:)


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I know why. My car ain't big nor fancy. :glare:


That last car is targeted - because if it goes, no car is left to act as a bumper stop for the next witless driver who may not otherwise stop. :roll:

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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:55 am

Makes sense. What doesn't make sense is choosing a soap box cart for that. :-P
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Poodle » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:16 am

There are OTHER forms of circles, you know! Wait - no, that's wrong. Errrmmmm - there are OTHER uses for circles, you know!.
There - that's better.

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Traffic circles, crop circles, sewing circles, gossip circles, wife swap circles, fairy circles, arctic circle, …

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Postby Poodle » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:52 am

... Neolithic/Bronze Age circles ...

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Stoner circle. Pass the joint, maaan.
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Postby Poodle » Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:19 pm

News just in - it was all worth it. We won.

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Yay! :yahoo:


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Postby TJrandom » Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:10 pm

Ah, yes – debauchery circles…. and ...

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Postby Gord » Sat Sep 30, 2017 2:24 am

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Postby TJrandom » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:00 am

I will be incarcerated in an hour or so, and will be meat for the butcher on Monday. I do hope he has completed his apprenticeship. :roll: If I don`t make it back after a week, you will know that I am gone... ;)

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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:54 am

8 minutes to go.......................... say.............if you see a bright light at the end of some tunnel...........run towards it as fast as you can............... and report back.

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:08 pm

See you back soon, TJ!
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Postby Gord » Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:44 am

Good luck, and remember my father's favourite saying: "If it isn't fun, don't do it!"
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Postby TJrandom » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:37 am

The lesser of evils... nuttin fun about it.

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Postby Gord » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:21 am

I think -- I'm not sure, but I THINK -- he means that you should do it as if you enjoy it, whether you actually enjoy it or not.

Either that, or he's been mocking my way of life for years.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:35 pm

TJrandom wrote:The lesser of evils... nuttin fun about it.

Just think of all the morphine!
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Gord wrote:I think -- I'm not sure, but I THINK -- he means that you should do it as if you enjoy it, whether you actually enjoy it or not.

Either that, or he's been mocking my way of life for years.

That has a manic quality about it. How about: "find the fun in what you do?"
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Postby TJrandom » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:01 am

Well guys I am alive though there was at least a full day during which I wished I wasn`t. But now I am able to do everything on my own, including walking, climbing stairs, shower – and I am feeling almost human. Bones said he got it all, but then we know they lie so I will need to see for myself with future scans. I should be able to make my escape from this lockup on Saturday. Bummer eh? You will need to put up with me for a while longer. ;)

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Postby JO 753 » Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:18 am

:D

I am looking forward to your return to the Jokes thred. Aztexan tried to fill in for you. A comendable effort, but not entirely seksesful.
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Postby Poodle » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:26 pm

TJrandom wrote:Well guys I am alive though there was at least a full day during which I wished I wasn`t. But now I am able to do everything on my own, including walking, climbing stairs, shower – and I am feeling almost human. Bones said he got it all, but then we know they lie so I will need to see for myself with future scans. I should be able to make my escape from this lockup on Saturday. Bummer eh? You will need to put up with me for a while longer. ;)

Good to see you back and complaining, TJ :D .

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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:35 pm

What they^ said. Very happy to see you back and hear of the apparently positive outcome! :-D
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ps. Saul wants to no wen you can start cooking agen.
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Postby Gord » Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:46 am

JO 753 wrote::D

I am looking forward to your return to the Jokes thred. Aztexan tried to fill in for you. A comendable effort, but not entirely seksesful.

I thought you'd forgotten how not to spell right up until the end of that sentence.

What the hell is "seksesful"? Unless it has something to do with sex, I can't figure that one out.
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No success, eh. :-P
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:57 am

TJrandom wrote:Well guys I am alive though there was at least a full day during which I wished I wasn`t. But now I am able to do everything on my own, including walking, climbing stairs, shower – and I am feeling almost human. Bones said he got it all, but then we know they lie so I will need to see for myself with future scans. I should be able to make my escape from this lockup on Saturday. Bummer eh? You will need to put up with me for a while longer. ;)

I am cheered. Not so sick you couldn't post almost per normal????

ALIVE!!!!!!!....... Ready to die from somthing else. My doc keeps pushing me to get a colonoscopy and I keep telling her I'm going to die from a heart attack. That is my family history.....don't need a tear in my colon along the way.
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Postby JO 753 » Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:13 am

Gord wrote:
JO 753 wrote::D

I am looking forward to your return to the Jokes thred. Aztexan tried to fill in for you. A comendable effort, but not entirely seksesful.

I thought you'd forgotten how not to spell right up until the end of that sentence.

What the hell is "seksesful"? Unless it has something to do with sex, I can't figure that one out.


How did you miss thoze?

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Postby Gord » Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:58 am

JO 753 wrote:
Gord wrote:
JO 753 wrote::D

I am looking forward to your return to the Jokes thred. Aztexan tried to fill in for you. A comendable effort, but not entirely seksesful.

I thought you'd forgotten how not to spell right up until the end of that sentence.

What the hell is "seksesful"? Unless it has something to do with sex, I can't figure that one out.

How did you miss thoze?

il tel yq how! yor speling kop iz wering owt!

I didn't miss them, but they were readable. Unlike that last one which I couldn't read. Sexyfool? Something like that? WTF, mate?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:35 pm

Finally coughing without crying. Minor pleasures… Third night in a reclining massage chair with added cushioning - too chicken to try a regular bed, but maybe tomorrow.

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:22 pm

:hmm: Unless you start laying eggs, I think you should do whatever is most comfortable. :-P
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:24 pm

Gord wrote:
JO 753 wrote:
Gord wrote:
JO 753 wrote::D

I am looking forward to your return to the Jokes thred. Aztexan tried to fill in for you. A comendable effort, but not entirely seksesful.

I thought you'd forgotten how not to spell right up until the end of that sentence.

What the hell is "seksesful"? Unless it has something to do with sex, I can't figure that one out.

How did you miss thoze?

il tel yq how! yor speling kop iz wering owt!

I didn't miss them, but they were readable. Unlike that last one which I couldn't read. Sexyfool? Something like that? WTF, mate?

I tried to lead you to a successful outcome, but, apparently, that wasn't successful. :roll:
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