Gone for two weeks

[Gord]

Going to the lake.  I'll be back.

Bye!

[Phlegmak]

Going to the lake.  I'll be back.

Bye!

LA LA CANT HEAR YOU

[Chachacha]

Thanks for letting us know, Gord.  You know we worry.  Have fun!

[Gord]

WHAAAAAT?

Leaving momentarily.  Dropped in for one last look around the place to see if I left anything unanswered.

Nope!    Everything seems to be wrapped up in a nice neat little package!  Try not to let the knot slip while I'm away!

[ruben lopez]

How did you enjoy the lake?
This is weird. It's like I'm talking to someone in the future.

[JO 753]

Not worried about burglarz? Wuts that address again? Need a new TV.

[ruben lopez]

Too late. I beat you to it. I could sell you his stuff at a discount. I got a radio. Used. 20 bucks. TV. Used 75 bucks. Computer. Used 75 bucks. Electric shaver. Never been opened. 5 bucks.

I wonder if Gord's ears are burning.

[JO 753]

Damit!

Alrite. Let me hav a look at the stuff. Wuts your address?

[fromthehills]

I'll take the shaver. I might have to be incognito, one day.

[OlegTheBatty]

Ruben, you didn't happen to grab his front door, did you? I'm building a shed. . .

[JO 753]

he must hav kuz it wuz gon wen i got xer!

[ruben lopez]

The kitchen sink was bolted down pretty good, so it stayed. But I got everything else.

[Tom-Palven]

I don't think I've seen the lovely Ms. Brauneyz around recently.  Hmm.

[fromthehills]

Well, if Gord had left her behind, Ruben would have snagged her by now.

[Matthew Ellard]

Gord did say he was going "to the lake".   The important thing to discover is whether Gord is
1) Lying on an inflatable mattress floating in the lake, reading Harry Potter while drinking piña coladas from a tumbler with a paper umbrella sticking out the top.

2) Like Actionman, waterskiing with one hand while wrestling an alligator with the other before a vigorous kyaking venture back and forth across the lake to impress canadian local women.

3) Neither of the above.

[fromthehills]

Probably a combo. The first, in order to impress the local gals.

[Kitiara]

Alligator?

[Tom-Palven]

Kitara,
I don't quite understand the meaning of your post, but no matter, could you please add more pictures?

[Matthew Ellard]

Alligator?

Gord only wrestles alligators as it makes him look more "international"  ( and his boxing match with the Pandas didn't seem to "pull many chicks")  

[ruben lopez]

That's because he wasn't fighting a Panda. It was a fat nun.
I just didn't have the heart to tell him.

[Matthew Ellard]

That's because he wasn't fighting a Panda. It was a fat nun.
I just didn't have the heart to tell him.

Well that explains why Gord was wrestling the Panda from behind using a thrusting method.  

[OlegTheBatty]

Gord is a man of many talents.
Apparently, at least one of those talents is poltergeistry.

Check out post #11. See the "thanks from Oleg" there?  I didn't put it there.  I scrolled down the thread one evening, using the wheel.  I didn't click on anything. The next time I looked at the thread, that thanks was there. How? The only explanation is poltergeistry.

Or maybe it's JO who has the talent. Its his post.

[fromthehills]

Never thought of a fat nun as a turn on, but hmm, well, I gotta go. See you folks later.

[Matthew Ellard]

Never thought of a fat nun as a turn on, but hmm, well, I gotta go. See you folks later.

Oh I see.  You have a problem with fat people do you?  So what if Gord's lake side entertainment is "weight challenged" or shall we say "more in tune with gravity than others".  Gord has simply been careful in his posts not to offend skinny people by expressing  his love of women who conserve energy by having a couple natural layers of insulation.  Gord is helping the environment and we should be thanking him.

( Gord when you read these when you come back, please remember Dr Lopez started this......I'm the guy sticking up for you)  

[fromthehills]

Never thought of a fat nun as a turn on, but hmm, well, I gotta go. See you folks later.

Oh I see.  You have a problem with fat people do you?  So what if Gord's lake side entertainment is "weight challenged" or shall we say "more in tune with gravity than others".  Gord has simply been careful in his posts not to offend skinny people by expressing  his love of women who conserve energy by having a couple natural layers of insulation.  Gord is helping the environment and we should be thanking him.

( Gord when you read these when you come back, please remember Dr Lopez started this......I'm the guy sticking up for you)  

Not at all. I was actually trying to imply, although poorly, that maybe a fat nun sounds kinda sexy. Don't look at me like that, you can have your own fantasies.

[vanderpoel]

Never thought of a fat nun as a turn on, but hmm, well, I gotta go. See you folks later.

Oh I see.  You have a problem with fat people do you?  So what if Gord's lake side entertainment is "weight challenged" or shall we say "more in tune with gravity than others".  Gord has simply been careful in his posts not to offend skinny people by expressing  his love of women who conserve energy by having a couple natural layers of insulation.  Gord is helping the environment and we should be thanking him.

( Gord when you read these when you come back, please remember Dr Lopez started this......I'm the guy sticking up for you)  

Not at all. I was actually trying to imply, although poorly, that maybe a fat nun sounds kinda sexy. Don't look at me like that, you can have your own fantasies.

Thank you From, I can dream it now: she's black and white and making a wet, sucking sound. Ah yes, a toothless, elderly nun eating a Communion wafer.
Makes you want to get your own wafer.

[fromthehills]

You, my friend, Van, have a proclivity for the wizened. Don't pretend this is the first time you've brought this up.

I had more of a plump, naughty nun in mind, late twenties , early thirties. Yes, I'm soon to be a dirty old man.

[Tom-Palven]

Yeah, it's like people think that all of a sudden it's a terrible crime to be a dirty old man, but there's some what knows it's just the normal progression from being the typical dirty young man.  And 'ere's to dirty wimmin, everywhere.  

[fromthehills]

Yeah, it's like people think that all of a sudden it's a terrible crime to be a dirty old man, but there's some what knows it's just the normal progression from being the typical dirty young man.

Exactly!

[brauneyz]

Yeah, it's like people think that all of a sudden it's a terrible crime to be a dirty old man, but there's some what knows it's just the normal progression from being the typical dirty young man.  And 'ere's to dirty wimmin, everywhere.  

I hear somebody callin' me ...  

[fromthehills]

 

[vanderpoel]

       

[brauneyz]

Just taking a little breather, but the party invites are so tempting.  Miss you guys.  

[ruben lopez]

OK, I'm back. What I miss?
Van and fromthehills should be ashamed of themselves. Poor brauneyz pops in and already they try to poke her. Ooh, hold on, Tom raises his glass to dirty wimmin and she comes  
sorry brauneyz, I can't help myself

[fromthehills]

Oh, I thought that was Van trying to poke me.

[Tom-Palven]

Dear Cousin Brauney,
 Taking a breather, is it?  Would you, perchance be checking in from "the lake"?   Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[brauneyz]

Dear Cousin Brauney,
 Taking a breather, is it?  Would you, perchance be checking in from "the lake"?   Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Nah, a soaking wet Gordmonster is just too much to contemplate this early in the morn.  Hope he's recharging as well and will be home soon.

I'm laying off partisan politics for a bit and traipsing around Washington state.  All this self-reflection is making me thirsty though ... /*insert coffee mug emoticon*/

Later guys.  Keep a seat warm for me.

[fromthehills]

I wonder if Gord's fishing. I can imagine him now. Up at the crack of dawn, opening a can of Moosehead, trying to catch a tadpole out of a bucket to bait the hook. Casting, finishing the beer, and taking a nap in the lawn chair.

I might have to go out to the River.

[ruben lopez]

I just got back from {!#%@} Creek. I'll probably go back real soon.

[ruben lopez]

Don't nobody tell Gord but I just broke back into his house and replaced everything to where it exactly was when he left it.
He'll never know.