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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:45 pm

landrew wrote:
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landrew wrote:umami

That's what Oedipus said.

Yo Mama!

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:41 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
landrew wrote:
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landrew wrote:umami

That's what Oedipus said.

Yo Mama!

This place is always Electra frying. Image

Yeah, but who'll clean up Hermes?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:46 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Yeah, but who'll clean up Hermes?

There's no cure for Hermes.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

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scrmbldggs wrote:Yeah, but who'll clean up Hermes?

There's no cure for Hermes.

Hera Hera, it's Chronos!
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

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Major Malfunction wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Yeah, but who'll clean up Hermes?

There's no cure for Hermes.

Yeah, the sufferers are confined to Zeus.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:51 pm

Ah, the archon Nemesis.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:55 pm

I'd Hades to disagree. But it's Sparta growing up. I've heard there's a cream you can Troy.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:47 am

Rain baby, rain. Buckets full at a time. A gully washer. A road scrubber. :D

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:56 am

Watch out for your seaweed!
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:02 am

Major Malfunction wrote:Watch out for your seaweed!


Not with rain... it takes a good blow to push it onto the beach. Typhoons are perfect.

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:16 am

I meant the liquid might wash it away. :P
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gord » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:24 am

Major Malfunction wrote:
fromthehills wrote:I just did this with fried eggs this morning. Season then flip, or season after cooked. No difference. TV chefs aren’t always that great. Science, bitches

Who flips eggs? Burn the witch!

I flip 'em! Over hard, please. Mmmmm, yolkie....
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:50 am

Sunny, fried until the white is juuuuuust solid.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:54 am

Perfection. :drool:
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:12 am

Come on guys - get a backbone... a chick backbone - half incubated then soaked in brine until purple green. No need for a frying pan, just peel and slurp it down. Chew if you wish.

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

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TJrandom wrote:Come on guys - get a backbone... a chick backbone - half incubated then soaked in brine until purple green. No need for a frying pan, just peel and slurp it down. Chew if you wish.

Balut.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:53 am

Winter is broken and spring has finally sprung. It's 24C, and time to do some laundry.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:17 am

With that fair wind blowing toward the US east coast, I predict that flight 19 will be making radio contact any moment now... :?

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:24 am

Major Malfunction wrote:Winter is broken and spring has finally sprung. It's 24C, and time to do some laundry.

Underwear, at least. That pair has ... seen too much. :shock: :x :cry:
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Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:45 am

Silk boxers are like teflon.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

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Major Malfunction wrote:Silk boxers are like teflon.

Or a plastic cast.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:23 am

I'm not sure I follow...
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Major Malfunction wrote:I'm not sure I follow...

Encrustation hardens, much like at Pompeii.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:23 pm

My friend. You have not worn silk boxers.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Sep 11, 2018 12:29 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:My friend. You have not worn silk boxers.
No, the ones I have are in good shape.
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Postby Lance Kennedy » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:40 pm

I discovered from television last night (is there a higher authority ?) that the first preserved human head to be traded to Europeans was swapped for a paid of linen underpants. What does that say for our values ?

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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:45 pm

It says nothing of our values. Of their values, it says a preserved human head was roughly equivalent to a paid of linen underpants.

Basic economics.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:02 pm

Lance Kennedy wrote:I discovered from television last night (is there a higher authority ?) that the first preserved human head to be traded to Europeans was swapped for a paid of linen underpants. What does that say for our values ?

It says your values are macabre.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:05 pm

Lance Kennedy wrote:I discovered from television last night (is there a higher authority ?) that the first preserved human head to be traded to Europeans was swapped for a paid of linen underpants. What does that say for our values ?


Erm - Their values, not ours. Today, it might take a three-pack... ;)

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:45 pm

I hope nobody is going to be losing that head over it.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:55 pm

I don't remember a trading route across half the world called the "Linen Road".
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby fromthehills » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:00 pm

Homemade hard cider. Somethings got to pay the bills around here. 12 gallons, got about 10 left.

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:23 pm

Drinking your profits?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:21 pm

Lemonade stand for the hippies?
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:57 am

I've got unlimited data. I could download the whole Innerwebs, but it would take a long time....
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Gord » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:06 am

Major Malfunction wrote:I've got unlimited data.

That must be a great burden on your conscience at night.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Poodle » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:51 am

fromthehills wrote:Homemade hard cider. Somethings got to pay the bills around here. 12 gallons, got about 10 left.

So what are you going to drink next week?

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby TJrandom » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:10 pm

Finally some cool weather – permitting outdoor activities throughout the day. A great time to complete some of those half progressed projects and tick them off the list.

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:18 pm

I have to eat two bowls of delicious ice cream. :yahoo:
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