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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:40 pm

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The ventilator has stopped beeping.
I'm sure the ventilator left a message on call back. :D


Is it a Korean device?
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:28 pm

Got home last night about 1 am.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:30 pm

Celebrating?
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:11 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Celebrating?

Feebly.
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby TJrandom » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:58 pm

What`s so special about 1am... I was out working on my greenhouse at that time... 8-)

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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:09 pm

TJrandom wrote:What`s so special about 1am... I was out working on my greenhouse at that time... 8-)

Shouldn't you be working in your greenhouse? :D

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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:13 pm

TJrandom wrote:What`s so special about 1am...

I think in this case that Gawd could tell us about it. :-D
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:52 pm

Discharged from ER after losing consciousness on the way home from the hospital. They wanted to keep me, they decided the damage wouldn't be worth it.

So now I'm home with influenza, double pneumonia, and b/p ranging from 236/111 to 62/43. Better than being in that warehouse.
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:32 am

You take good care of yourself, ya hear!
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby JO 753 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:31 am

I see the problem! :shock:

Your official Skeptic's Society Forum title iz working az a subliminal messaj to kill you!
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby TJrandom » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:08 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:
TJrandom wrote:What`s so special about 1am... I was out working on my greenhouse at that time... 8-)

Shouldn't you be working in your greenhouse? :D


Can`t re-skin it from the inside... :?

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Postby TJrandom » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:09 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Discharged from ER after losing consciousness on the way home from the hospital. They wanted to keep me, they decided the damage wouldn't be worth it.

So now I'm home with influenza, double pneumonia, and b/p ranging from 236/111 to 62/43. Better than being in that warehouse.


Dat sounds serious... must not have liked the nurses... get well soon! :!:

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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:17 am

Drink a mixture of silver nitrate, oregano oil, and smear black salve all over your chest to draw out the toxins. You'll be right as rain in no time. Trust me, I have special knowledge regarding these things. ;)
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:14 pm

I've already daubed lamb's blood over the door lintel, I don't know what else to do.
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:34 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I've already daubed lamb's blood over the door lintel, I don't know what else to do.


Was the lamb a virgin?
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:00 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I've already daubed lamb's blood over the door lintel, I don't know what else to do.


Was the lamb a virgin?

No, it was from Wales.
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby JO 753 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:41 pm

Go to Dr Nick Riviera. Az far az I know, he iz the only sertified practitioner uv tranzdental electromification in America.

Not sure it will fix you up, but with thoze crazy blud pressure numberz, if the proseedure duznt kill you, youre immortal and 300/180 iz within normal ranje.
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:15 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I've already daubed lamb's blood over the door lintel, I don't know what else to do.


Was the lamb a virgin?

No, it was from Wales.


Do you have any idea how much gin you'll have to drink to overcome that?
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:15 am

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I've already daubed lamb's blood over the door lintel, I don't know what else to do.


Was the lamb a virgin?

No, it was from Wales.


Do you have any idea how much gin you'll have to drink to overcome that?

Absolute none. I'm a scotch drinker.
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:16 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I've already daubed lamb's blood over the door lintel, I don't know what else to do.


Was the lamb a virgin?

No, it was from Wales.


Do you have any idea how much gin you'll have to drink to overcome that?

Absolute none. I'm a scotch drinker.

I know . . .
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:44 am

A neighbor is playing his anger management music.


It makes you wanna kill somebody... :shockd:
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:46 am

scrmbldggs wrote:A neighbor is playing his anger management music.


It makes you wanna kill somebody... :shockd:


That's one way to manage anger . . .
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Aztexan » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:53 am

Don't encourage her
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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:05 am

It's conceivable the orifice turns his hostility upon himself, eh. :mrgreen:
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:00 pm

Have some cheap ebay headphones anonymously delivered as a hint.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:34 pm

Day 18 of the "routine" two week influenza with pneumonia. Pneumonia declared "cured" twice now.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:12 pm

A case of a double negative forming a positive? :?
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:52 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:A case of a double negative forming a positive? :?

Just a representation of doctorspeak.
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby TJrandom » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:30 pm

My laptop disk is speaking to me... forced onto mobile... one letter at a time.

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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby Gord » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:24 am

My niece lost the twin foetuses she was carrying. She lives on the West coast, and the news is sparse. She was 26 weeks along, I think.

Earlier this year, her husband's brother died. Jeez, what a year they're having.
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Re: What's Grinding Your Gears Today?

Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:37 am

:(
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