Did Jesus Ever Get Laid?

[King Boogey]

Seriously, I'm not joking. The guy was tall, charismatic, attracted alot of attention, & he was good at stickin' it to the man, man!

But taking that all into account, don't you think that he must have had some female admirerers, & that, being a guy, he would've made it with them?

[Articulett]

I hear his brother got the ladies...

no, really...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

(Christians, do not--under any circumstances --click this link...it is EXTREMELY blasphemous, and you could go to hell...I'm soooo not joking...)

(Cha...this is totally up your alley)

[ruben lopez]

Of course he got laid. He hung around prostitutes. The church supressed his adulthood from the publishers. Or rather his biographers kept it from their writings. I think it was impossible for him to not have had sex. He was a happenin dude.

[Articulett]

You know, I think I may have done Jesus once...what does he look like again?  I think I was strung out on myrrh that night-- Did he wear Birkenstocks?

[HghrSymmetry]

You know, I think I may have done Jesus once...what does he look like again?  

Good question.  No one knows.  I've heard Herc & Zeus were used as a model for his face.

[Antipodes]

I too have an opinion:

Mat 22:23  The same day came to him the Sadducees, which say that there is no resurrection, and asked him,
Mat 22:24  Saying, Master, Moses said, If a man die, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.
Mat 22:25  Now there were with us seven brethren: and the first, when he had married a wife, deceased, and, having no issue, left his wife unto his brother:
Mat 22:26  Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the seventh.
Mat 22:27  And last of all the woman died also.
Mat 22:28  Therefore in the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her.
Mat 22:29  Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.
Mat 22:30  For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
Mat 22:31  But as touching the resurrection of the dead, have ye not read that which was spoken unto you by God, saying,
Mat 22:32  I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob? God is not the God of the dead, but of the living.

...they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

Jesus said:

Joh 6:38  For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.

Ya just gotta be a skeptic to not understand this.

Did Jesus ever get laid? ... ya just gotta laugh.

[Pyrrho]

The only rational response is, "Who cares?"

[Paul Anthony]

Did Jesus get laid?

No. He resisted temptation by going off into the wilderness, alone - where he engaged in immaculate masterbation. (I think it's in the Bible)

[ruben lopez]

Wouldn't his decendants care? I mean think of the profits.

[ruben lopez]

Really who cares?

[Antipodes]

King Boogey said, re: Jesus: "He was tall".   EVIDENCE PLEASE.

King Boogey said, re: Jesus: "He was charismatic".   EVIDENCE PLEASE.

King Boogey said, re: Jesus: "he was good at stickin' it to the man".   EVIDENCE PLEASE.

Others say: "Who cares?"

King Boogey must, he started the thread.

[IlluSionS667]

Don't the apocrypha mention Mary Magdalene as his sexual partner?!?

[Abdul Alhazred]

Which Jesus are we talking about?

The Catholic Jesus definitely did not.

The Muslim Jesus (second greatest prophet) probably did.

The Mormon Jesus is getting laid in Heaven right now.