Time Travel Isn't Possible…Or Is It?

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Re: Time Travel Isn't Possible…Or Is It?

Postby Major Malfunction » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:45 am

The one invention that had the biggest impact on average life span was the sewerage system. It basically doubled life span over night.

Don't {!#%@} where you drink. Seems obvious to us now, right? And they still didn't really understand it. They thought it would just take the bad smell away.
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Re: Time Travel Isn't Possible…Or Is It?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:45 pm

There are STILL some whackos who don't believe in germ theory.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:37 am

I know, right?! You can buy a {!#%@} *toy* microscope and see the little {!#%@}!

I really can't comprehend stupid people. Am I lucky to be born smart, or would it be better to be completely {!#%@} oblivious?
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Re: Time Travel Isn't Possible…Or Is It?

Postby Gord » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:15 am

Major Malfunction wrote: Am I lucky to be born smart, or would it be better to be completely {!#%@} oblivious?

Yes.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:20 am

Shutup, stoopid. :P
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Postby Gord » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:21 am

That's not my finger. :nownow:
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Re: Time Travel Isn't Possible…Or Is It?

Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:40 am

OK, you've convinced me. I've booked my frontal lobotomy for Tuesday morning. Happy New Year! :yahoo:
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