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Postby Gord » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:14 am

http://nypost.com/2017/06/11/thanks-to- ... atch-porn/

Thanks to Pornhub, we know way too much about how people watch porn

...while we’ve been watching Pornhub, the sex-streaming behemoth has been watching us back — amassing so much data on its users’ ever-expanding sexual fantasies that it is now what New York magazine calls in its latest issue “the Kinsey Report of our time.”

Things nobody ever wanted to know:

In both North and South America, the most popular category among women is “lesbian.”

Midnight is the most popular time to watch porn.

Pornhub traffic declines by 45 percent on Christmas Eve — only to spike to 34 percent above average early on Christmas morning.

Searches for “elf” go up 464 percent around Christmas.

Traffic to Pornhub drops 17 percent after 6 p.m. on Valentine’s Day.

On Father’s Day, searches for “dad” and “daddy” went up 1,361 percent.

Women Pornhub users search for well-endowed men most often in DC, Mississippi and Georgia, and least often in Vermont, Utah and Maine.

Now that we have this information...what is there to DO with it?? :|
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Postby TJrandom » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:21 am

How do they determine the sex of the viewer?

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:01 am

A lady once asked me why men liked to watch lesbian sex. "Twice the T&A, no dicks." Evidently she'd never thought of it that way.
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Postby Gord » Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:17 am

TJrandom wrote:How do they determine the sex of the viewer?

They stick their thumbs up their buttholes, I believe.
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:46 pm

Gord wrote:Now that we have this information...what is there to DO with it?? :|

Borrowing from the theme of "Dance": "Watch pornhub as if no one is watching you."

Its supposed to be liberating.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:51 pm

Gord wrote:Now that we have this information...what is there to DO with it?? :|

Hand it to Colbert.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:47 am

Pornhub's 2014 report included some embarrassing facts for the Bible Belt. Its numbers showed that folks in the Bible Belt consumed more gay porn than anywhere else in the US, with the Deep South leading the list. Mississippi topped the list at 5.6%, and Louisiana and Georgia tied for second at 5.4%.

Bible Belt states consumed more porn in general than the rest of the US, too. Ah...hypocrisy.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:21 am

...doesn't come to the surface. The heavy use of opioids prevents that. :(
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Fri Jun 16, 2017 1:18 pm

LunaNik wrote:Pornhub's 2014 report included some embarrassing facts for the Bible Belt. Its numbers showed that folks in the Bible Belt consumed more gay porn than anywhere else in the US, with the Deep South leading the list.

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Postby Monster » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:08 pm

TJrandom wrote:How do they determine the sex of the viewer?

Perhaps they gathered this data only from users who are logged in and have specified their sex.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:09 pm

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LunaNik wrote:Pornhub's 2014 report included some embarrassing facts for the Bible Belt. Its numbers showed that folks in the Bible Belt consumed more gay porn than anywhere else in the US, with the Deep South leading the list.

Thats what loving Jesus will do to you. Long hair and all.

ImageThe industry should create some Jesus porn just for the Bible Belt.
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:15 pm

With what I have seen, I assume its there? Lots of Nun porn which is ok..... puerile I always think...but ok, but I haven't seen straight women with Jesus (outside of real church services)...and no gay porn at all. I don't have the imagination.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:40 pm

bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote:With what I have seen, I assume its there? Lots of Nun porn which is ok..... puerile I always think...but ok, but I haven't seen straight women with Jesus (outside of real church services)...and no gay porn at all. I don't have the imagination.

Based on Rule 34, which has yet to be disproven, there probably is.
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:14 am

bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote: I assume its there? Lots of Nun porn which is ok.....
I asked dad, a psychiatrist about this sort of thing. "Why are there people who get "turned on" by eating poo, getting pissed on or being spanked while dressed as a schoolboy?" He said, it's not the imagery or activity that matters at all. It only matters that they are doing something very very naughty. In a funny way, you will see many "incest porn websites". I think that "incest porn" is probably a variant of that.

That suggests to me, that if anyone wants to become a porn billionaire, they simply have to invent a new "very naughty activity" that can be accompanied by old cheap normal soft porn photos.

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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:17 am

I often think I ought to envy the fetish crowd. Imagine being VERY turned on by something? Got to be an extra kind of thrill/satisfaction going on there.

............then I realize that a smiling happy face pretty much does it for me. Oh, the Joy.
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Postby TJrandom » Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:32 pm

I frequently fanaticize about my golden girls.... after all, they are my honeys…

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:53 pm

Don't look for "Nude Nuns With Big Guns."
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Postby ElectricMonk » Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:21 pm

https://youtu.be/b8H7wUKryrw

Nuff said.

Also: viewer discretion advised, but I guess that's a bit superfluous given the thread topic.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:15 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Don't look for "Nude Nuns With Big Guns."

Given Rule 34, it'd be quicker to list safe things to search. At this point, even a typo could lead you into jaw-dropping territory.
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