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Solar freaking border wall

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Post by ElectricMonk » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:05 pm

The more the Wall costs the better.
After all, Mexico is paying for it.

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Post by Nikki Nyx » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:07 pm

ElectricMonk wrote:The more the Wall costs the better.
After all, Mexico is paying for it.

They won't pesos crew it. :mrgreen:
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How much is the tight line of security to secure the precious wall from vandalism and theft gonna cost?


And/or is it gonna electrify itself? :shockd:
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Post by Flash » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:51 pm

Yeap, the solar panel border wall...and more. It could be used for advertising. Just put lots of TV screens on the wall and presto the wall would make tons of money.

But that's not everything, they could build new private prisons near the wall powered by free electricity and if they put soil on the top of the wall they could use the free labour available ( in prisons) to grow tomatoes ( marijuana).

Disney could build theme parks along the wall with make believe smuggling tunnels and real life shoot outs with the Mexican gangsters for the curious tourists.

And in order to create the environment friendly image of the wall the monarch butterfly feeding stations could be installed here and there (just here) on the wall

The business possibilities are really endless and knowing the American resolve for fixing the country's infrastructure and building the new high speed train network I have no doubt that all of that will be built real soon just like the Elon Musk's vacuum train from LA to San Francisco ( what tectonic plates and their faults?) and the commercial rockets to Mars.
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Flash wrote:(what tectonic plates and their faults?)

The tubeworm™ is gonna be built on rollers and when nature is in the mood and plays along, the fun rides cost extra. :mrgreen:
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scrmbldggs wrote:How much is the tight line of security to secure the precious wall from vandalism and theft gonna cost?

Well, the solar panels will have to face the sun, so they'll need to be on the Mexican side of the wall. Therefore Mexico will have to guard them!
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Flash wrote:Yeap, the solar panel border wall...and more. It could be used for advertising. Just put lots of TV screens on the wall and presto the wall would make tons of money.

But that's not everything, they could build new private prisons near the wall powered by free electricity and if they put soil on the top of the wall they could use the free labour available ( in prisons) to grow tomatoes ( marijuana).

Disney could build theme parks along the wall with make believe smuggling tunnels and real life shoot outs with the Mexican gangsters for the curious tourists.

And in order to create the environment friendly image of the wall the monarch butterfly feeding stations could be installed here and there (just here) on the wall

The business possibilities are really endless and knowing the American resolve for fixing the country's infrastructure and building the new high speed train network I have no doubt that all of that will be built real soon just like the Elon Musk's vacuum train from LA to San Francisco ( what tectonic plates and their faults?) and the commercial rockets to Mars.


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Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:How much is the tight line of security to secure the precious wall from vandalism and theft gonna cost?

Well, the solar panels will have to face the sun, so they'll need to be on the Mexican side of the wall. Therefore Mexico will have to guard them!

For maximum efficiency, the wall will have to rotate and tilt so the panels will be facing the sun all day, and through the seasons. Therefore, at times, only ufo dwellers will be able to guard them.
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Maybe that's not necessary. Considering 'he-who-dreamed-it-up', only the finest plastics materials will be used and he'll demand his creation be protected and covered with a roof.
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scrmbldggs wrote:Maybe that's not necessary. Considering 'he-who-dreamed-it-up', only the finest plastics materials will be used and he'll demand his creation be protected and covered with a roof.


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Re: Solar freaking border wall

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OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:How much is the tight line of security to secure the precious wall from vandalism and theft gonna cost?

Well, the solar panels will have to face the sun, so they'll need to be on the Mexican side of the wall. Therefore Mexico will have to guard them!

For maximum efficiency, the wall will have to rotate and tilt so the panels will be facing the sun all day, and through the seasons. Therefore, at times, only ufo dwellers will be able to guard them.

Ah, but! What if they rounded up all the Mexicans and put solar panels on them? Then the Mexicans could stand around all day, pointing themselves at the Sun and collecting all that energy. Plus they'll all be on street corners, which means they'll be easily connected to the grid. And since they'll need all those Mexicans, they won't need the wall anymore. Think of the savings!
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Gord wrote:Ah, but! What if they rounded up all the Mexicans and put solar panels on them? Then the Mexicans could stand around all day, pointing themselves at the Sun and collecting all that energy. Plus they'll all be on street corners, which means they'll be easily connected to the grid. And since they'll need all those Mexicans, they won't need the wall anymore. Think of the savings!

What if we rounded up all the Trumpeters and Trumpettes and put solar panels on them? We can just market the solar panels as TrumpTan™.

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Gord wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:How much is the tight line of security to secure the precious wall from vandalism and theft gonna cost?

Well, the solar panels will have to face the sun, so they'll need to be on the Mexican side of the wall. Therefore Mexico will have to guard them!

For maximum efficiency, the wall will have to rotate and tilt so the panels will be facing the sun all day, and through the seasons. Therefore, at times, only ufo dwellers will be able to guard them.

Ah, but! What if they rounded up all the Mexicans and put solar panels on them? Then the Mexicans could stand around all day, pointing themselves at the Sun and collecting all that energy. Plus they'll all be on street corners, which means they'll be easily connected to the grid. And since they'll need all those Mexicans, they won't need the wall anymore. Think of the savings!

And they could strap some more on the backs of all the farm workers in... nvrmd.
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scrmbldggs wrote:
Gord wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:How much is the tight line of security to secure the precious wall from vandalism and theft gonna cost?

Well, the solar panels will have to face the sun, so they'll need to be on the Mexican side of the wall. Therefore Mexico will have to guard them!

For maximum efficiency, the wall will have to rotate and tilt so the panels will be facing the sun all day, and through the seasons. Therefore, at times, only ufo dwellers will be able to guard them.

Ah, but! What if they rounded up all the Mexicans and put solar panels on them? Then the Mexicans could stand around all day, pointing themselves at the Sun and collecting all that energy. Plus they'll all be on street corners, which means they'll be easily connected to the grid. And since they'll need all those Mexicans, they won't need the wall anymore. Think of the savings!

And they could strap some more on the backs of all the farm workers in... nvrmd.

Or maybe just:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G84iG3Ny3o

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Post by ElectricMonk » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:47 am

no need to spent 13min to see that the idea is the same as putting whipped cream on a turd.

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Post by Nikki Nyx » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:59 pm

Do they think they're building a 3,200km ruler-straight wall across flat terrain? :lol:
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Nikki Nyx wrote:Do they think? :lol:


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Post by Flash » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:32 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
A true entrepreneur.

I suggest you write to President Trump. Yeah I know you don't like him, but business is business. ;)


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Post by Nikki Nyx » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:22 am

:rotfl:
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